The Dirty Old Pig lives.

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  • max parsons
    • Mar 2026

    #1

    The Dirty Old Pig lives.

    Back on 23/11/2014 I went riding with my dopey BMW riding mate Dennis.This was a serious mistake. I saw a mate coming towards us and grabbed the brakes to pull up for a chat,sadly,Dennis kept his eyes on Clive thinking he was about to do a U-turn.I was doing about 20kph when Dennis and his BMW hit me at 100kph.Both bikes were extensively damaged.The difference being that a GS1000 is always worth rebuilding,whereas who would bother with a BMW.

    After 3 months lying on the couch,which I put to good use putting together 2 bike related scrap books,came the rebuild.The frame was destroyed by the BMW's left cylinder head but if the BMW had been 3 inches to the right it would have ripped my right leg off so I'm forever grateful to Suzuki for building them strong enough to spit a BMW out of the way.I had a spare frame but I needed a lot more bits.Dennis managed to destroy the bars,my heated grips,the speedo nacelle,the swing arm,the side covers,all 4 footpegs,3 blinkers,the pack rack,the back guard,the inner guard,the battery box, the rear disc,the rear caliper and mount.We never found 1 shocker and the back wheel was buckled and had spokes broken.The headlight didn't survive either.The whole exhaust was wrecked.
    Forward on to last Sunday and my first ride on the rebuilt Pig.We did 400ks and The Dirty Old Pig Mark about 6 or 7 performed superbly.I will own The Pig until the day I die and if I have to I'd restore it again.The reason for the flames is simple.I've always wanted a bike with flames and now that I'm old I might not get another chance.


  • cowboyup3371
    Forum LongTimer
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    • Apr 2010
    • 14007
    • In Ohio Now

    #2
    Great job!!!!
    Cowboy Up or Quit. - Run Free Lou and Rest in Peace

    1981 GS550T - My First
    1981 GS550L - My Eldest Daughter's - Now Sold
    2007 GSF1250SA Bandit - My touring bike

    Sit tall in the saddle Hold your head up high
    Keep your eyes fixed where the trail meets the sky and live like you ain't afraid to die
    and don't be scared, just enjoy your ride - Chris Ledoux, "The Ride"

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    • max parsons

      #3
      Thanks mate.

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      • dorkburger
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        • Jan 2013
        • 10783
        • Stupid Freehold Boro NJ

        #4
        I remember reading about this. Glad to hear that you're healed up and back in the saddle.
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        Glen
        -85 1150 es - Plus size supermodel.
        -Rusty old scooter.
        Other things I like to photograph.....instagram.com/gs_junkie
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        • Joe H

          #5
          WOW, thats quite a story glad you came out alive, you Aussies are tough!
          Love the flames, the bike looks great.
          Hows your friend?

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          • steve murdoch
            Forum Guru
            Past Site Supporter
            • May 2004
            • 8510
            • St. Catharines, On.

            #6
            Glad to see both you and the bike are back on the road.
            btw...nice Stig pose. haha.
            2@ \'78 GS1000

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            • Guest

              #7
              Doesn't look like a 1000 tank, maybe it's the paint, but what's the story on that?

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              • BigD_83
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                • May 2011
                • 4872
                • Vancouver

                #8
                Glad to hear you're back in the saddle.

                I've been torpedoed in a very similar situation to yours but I came out of it much cleaner, and I was almost the torpedo once, 25 years apart. The first scared me out of group riding, and the second reminded me to keep my head in the game all the time.

                Great job on the rebuild. As for the flames... meh, if you're going to be out there, you may as well have some fun with it.

                Stay safe.
                Last edited by BigD_83; 09-08-2015, 04:46 PM.
                '83 GS650G
                '83 GS550es (didn't like the colours in the 80's, but they've grown on me)

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                • Charlie G
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                  • Feb 2009
                  • 6440
                  • Siskiyou county

                  #9
                  Glad to see you back on the road!

                  cg
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                  83 GS1100g
                  2006 Triumph Sprint ST 1050

                  Ohhhh!........Torque sweet Temptress.........always whispering.... a murmuring Siren

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                  • robertbarr
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                    GSResource Superstar
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 2721
                    • Joliet, Illinois

                    #10
                    I love a good Phoenix story.
                    and God said, "Let there be air compressors!"
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                    2009 Suzuki DL650 V-Strom, 2004 HondaPotamus sigpic Git'cha O-ring Kits Here!

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                    • ged
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                      • Sep 2011
                      • 203
                      • Brisbane Australia

                      #11
                      Good work, looks great.
                      GED

                      1980 GS850G (BLACK)
                      http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...d.php?t=185562
                      1980 GS850G (RED) http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...d.php?t=219169
                      1980 GS850G (SILVER) (Coming soon)

                      There are old riders and there are bold riders but there are no old bold riders!!!!!!


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                      • Grimly
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                        • Sep 2012
                        • 5805
                        • Ireland

                        #12
                        Nice one, Centurion.
                        Dave
                        '79 GS850GN '80 GS850GT
                        Only a dog knows why a motorcyclist sticks his head out of a car window

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                        • Guest

                          #13
                          My 750 was all of two months old when a guy i knew ran into the back of it with a '81 gpz550. Luckily all i got was a scraped up helmet and a sore lower back from where the top of his helmet hit me. I was riding two days later with a tinted red packing tape tailight..... Good to see you're back in the saddle.

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                          • max parsons

                            #14
                            Thanks Joe.Dennis lost his left little finger and is still limping a bit but he hasn't had any sympathy from anyone.Everyone just hangs it on him.Steve,maybe the original Stig was visiting me?Recycled64 it's a GSX1100 tank.

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