Craigslist "funnies"

[SVSooke]

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/RD-350-lc-yamaha_18063560


$3000 - RD 350 lc yamahaReport Ad



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Not wanting to sell but could use the money. It does have a couple dents in the tank, everything else is awesome, love this bike...

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No Pic and no real inf yeah I'm on my way..............NOT!

 

[7981GS]

He has been trying to sell this pile for over a year and still hasn't dropped the price.

http://reno.craigslist.org/mcy/3253127951.html


Eric

 

[loud et]

He has been trying to sell this pile for over a year and still hasn't dropped the price.

http://reno.craigslist.org/mcy/3253127951.html


Eric

You know the deal these days.....the more parts missing and the more hacking thats been done, = higher cost.
If he removes the front brakes he can ask even more!

 

[trevor]

How about this guy?
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/3252823964.html

 

[BigD_83]

How about this guy?
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/3252823964.html

Pardon my French, but are you fracking kidding me?

 

[scaylabs]

85 suzuki gs 550 bobber - $3000 (mesa)
Date: 2012-09-05, 4:49PM MST
Reply to this post wz7gk-3252823964@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

85 550 bobber
4 cylinder 6 speed
great on gas
sounds great and loud
black paint
new headlight and tail light bulbs
front brakes are 2 months old, along with spark plugs and a valve job
have title
runs, idols, and rides fine
sell or trade looking for street bike, car, truck just let me know what you have
problem:
has scratches on engine not sure how?
a fuse comes loose once in a while and it wont start but if its pushed back in starts right up
will need tires at some point but okay tread
no speedometer i use an app on my phone and have somewhere to mount it.

its a cool and one of a kind looking bike give me a call or text 210-410-8058

Wow, that is one dirty looking set of carbs. I'm all for modifying bikes, and mine is as grungy as can be, but my carbs are still as shiny as the day I put them back on.

But, hey, it's got a bandana bracing the forks so I guess it IS worth $3k.

 

[scaylabs]

1978 Suzuki GS400x - $1100 (miami)

Date: 2012-09-05, 1:08AM EDT
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bike has been a little modified for my taste, still holds a true cafe racer look. runs strong for an old bike starts first kick eveytime. tank striped of paint and was clear coated side covers still in my possession if wanted along with a bunch of goodies. carbs jets have been changed recently along with tuning. short pipes very loud but healthy doesnt sound like a small 400cc. 6 speed trans for hwy use. custom seat done by myself with brake light mounted on. speed in tacket and working along with gear display, although mileage not accurate, kinda dont know the true mileage but runs like a bitch on bath salts. great looking bike always getting complements and head turns, this aint your buddies common ass gixer. any other questions let me know. title in hand firm on price. no low balls dont waste my time or yours. trade might interest me for a sailboat, g5 mac pro, powerboat.

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mcy/3250987944.html

I'm digging the seat....:-&

 

[7981GS]

And what pray tell is this?

"speed in tacket and working along"


Eric

 

[Steve]

And what pray tell is this?

"speed in tacket and working along"

You missed the "tank striped of paint"? :-k

Doesn't he know that stripes and plaid don't go together? :-\\\

.

 

[Guest]

Oh gawd...

 

[loud et]

Pirate fall fasion sale

Pirate fall fasion sale

bandana sold seperately*
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/3243706322.html

 

[7981GS]

bandana sold seperately*
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/3243706322.html

They give a fashion statement...
Look at me, I am stupid!

Eric

 

[loud et]

very rare

very rare

The UJM manufacturer who's bike are so rare , you have probably never heard of them.
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/3191969536.html
I think they stole their designs tho.

 

[Steve]

The UJM manufacturer who's bike are so rare , you have probably never heard of them.
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/3191969536.html
I think they stole their designs tho.

Please tell me, ... what search is going to find that name?

kowosoki 440 - $400 (cleveland)

i have a kowosoki 440 that i am trying to sell for 400.00 obo i am willing to take offers. this bike does NOT HAVE ANY KEYS NOR A TITTLE SO IT IS ONLY FOR PARTS.!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE CALL LISA AT 2163367787

.

 

[850GT_Rider]

Please tell me, ... what search is going to find that name?

kowosoki 440 - $400 (cleveland)

i have a kowosoki 440 that i am trying to sell for 400.00 obo i am willing to take offers. this bike does NOT HAVE ANY KEYS NOR A TITTLE SO IT IS ONLY FOR PARTS.!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE CALL LISA AT 2163367787

.

not even bright enough to copy the name ON THE SIDE OF THE TANK

They walk among us....and they're reproducing....

 

[7981GS]

not even bright enough to copy the name ON THE SIDE OF THE TANK

They walk among us....and they're reproducing....

And they can vote!

Eric

 

[trevor]

hehe...
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/1981-Yamaha-Virago_14882515

 

[SVSooke]

hehe...
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/1981-Yamaha-Virago_14882515

Yeah another one been trying to flog they're POS for months

 

[Guest]

There are so many good ones on the philly craigslist, but here's another:

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3257209089.html

1978 red honda cb 175 cc
3500 miles
NOT RUNNING
was working last year, let it sit out all winter so the engine seized.
everything else on it is in pretty good condition.
i have the title for it.
beautiful vintage motorcycle awesome matching vintage sissy bar also included.
ONLY TEXT ME WITH SERIOUS INQUIRIES!

 

[cowboyup3371]

Subliminal Messaging

Subliminal Messaging

Does everyone see it only needs a new piston and ring?:-\\\

http://dayton.craigslist.org/mcy/3257122759.html

2003 Suzuki RM125 TRADE for Sport Bike, Cafe, Old Jap Bike - $1 (My House)

Date: 2012-09-07, 5:38PM EDT
Reply to this postReply to: bt99b-3257122759@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



Okay I have a 2003 RM125 I got from a friend. He raced and had this as a practice/ back up bike. It needs a new piston and ring. It ran fine before the piston and ring was removed. He removed to put a fresh piston and ring in there. He put so many hours on his stuff then replaced it. No damage or anything has been done because it ran fine. It has a Tom Morgan case and bottom end. It is nickle plated as well. I have been dealing with a few people that are under the impression that it needs more than a piston and ring or they just have no idea how to work on a bike. I do not have to money to fix it right now and I want to go another route. It has RM250 forks on it ( stiffer ), Renthal bars & sprocket, Pro Circuit pipe and silencer. It needs handle bar grips. It has some scratches on the shrouds from his knee braces. It needs a bath as well. This could be a very nice bike once you throw a piston and ring in it and clean it up. So before you ask please read everything and understand all it needs is a new piston and ring kit and it will be good to go.

I am looking to trade for a sport bike or a old Jap bike. Something I can build into a Cafe Racer. I don't mind if it needs a little work. I would prefer it to run. Doesn't have to be perfect. I would rather have something with a title. If you don't have one depending on what you got we may be able to work something out. I do not want anything else so don't offer anything else than what I mentioned.