Craigslist "funnies"

[Doug B.]

Wow, a really beautiful and carefully restored 78 GS750 done in a 77 GS750 B style:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300967171342

Click and take a look at those pictures! I can't tell if I am dreaming, this thing is heavenly. I wonder what the reserve is?

Not so much a craigslist funny, but a super clean bike.. dunno, Id set a reserve of 3500.00 for it if it was mine, and think it could go as high as 5K.. sounds like its concourse quality.

 

[craftsman]

Definitely not a craigslist funny but I remembered seeing a couple other nice listings posted here and was not sure where else it would be appropriate to post it.

No relation to the seller but I was just blown away at how nicely it was restored. Concourse indeed.

 

[trevor]

Definitely not a craigslist funny but I remembered seeing a couple other nice listings posted here and was not sure where else it would be appropriate to post it.

No relation to the seller but I was just blown away at how nicely it was restored. Concourse indeed.

Just post it in the bikes for sale section. Say "not mine"

 

[Guest]

Wow, a really beautiful and carefully restored 78 GS750 done in a 77 GS750 B style:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300967171342

Click and take a look at those pictures! I can't tell if I am dreaming, this thing is heavenly. I wonder what the reserve is?

supposed to look like a 77? why? complete FAIL

 

[Buetra19]

I hope that wizard does electrical work....

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/4074472668.html

 

[Shopshirt]

Not so much a craigslist funny, but a super clean bike.. dunno, Id set a reserve of 3500.00 for it if it was mine, and think it could go as high as 5K.. sounds like its concourse quality.

Looks just like mine just as clean too! I need to get the pinstripes though.

 

[bccap]

Makes me want to cry.....


1978 kawasaki 1000 bobber - $1250 (whiterock)

1978 kawasaki 1000 bobber. Full custom bike ready to ride with lots done new tires , signals, lights , spark plugs , stator , regulator rectifier , cdi , seat and more comes with extra parts for it please call 6043744799 beautifull and hauls ass. Will trade for rv or trailer. Preferd a larger one. 25 feet plus

 

[trevor]

Makes me want to cry.....


1978 kawasaki 1000 bobber - $1250 (whiterock)

1978 kawasaki 1000 bobber. Full custom bike ready to ride with lots done new tires , signals, lights , spark plugs , stator , regulator rectifier , cdi , seat and more comes with extra parts for it please call 6043744799 beautifull and hauls ass. Will trade for rv or trailer. Preferd a larger one. 25 feet plus

Garth, you posted this in the wrong spot... this should be in the "GS Bible Study" thread.

 

[bccap]

Garth, you posted this in the wrong spot... this should be in the "GS Bible Study" thread.

Just about lost my coffee on that one....

 

[kawfeedave]

This is funny...

This is funny...

This guy is the best! He wants to sell the motor and trans together, but if you really want them separate, he'll split them up for you

05 gsxr 750 motor and more (barberton)

I'm selling a 05 Suzuki gsxr motor and trans complete and ready to put in another bike. Has around 8000 on it. And both sides have some scratches but no leaks or anything like that would like to sell whole for $700 or will seperate one or other just motor for $450 and just trans for $300. Also have front forks on has broken mount on bottom $150 for both. Also have rear shock $75 complete rear brake assembly minus pads $50. Air box with k&n filter $50. Rear rim with decent tire $75. rear sprocket (48) teeth. $25. Radiator fan $30. and also the two tail sections of the frame $50 for both or $30 a piece. If u have any questions call or text 330-860-7091. will answer texts quicker and please no emails.

 

[winfield]

Makes me want to cry.....


1978 kawasaki 1000 bobber - $1250 (whiterock)

1978 kawasaki 1000 bobber. Full custom bike ready to ride with lots done new tires , signals, lights , spark plugs , stator , regulator rectifier , cdi , seat and more comes with extra parts for it please call 6043744799 beautifull and hauls ass. Will trade for rv or trailer. Preferd a larger one. 25 feet plus

I wouldn't be surprised if someone showed up and beat the crap out of him. Or to at least "jap slap" him.

 

[bccap]

I'm laughing now....


stchv-4092677622@sale.craigslist.org [?] flag [?] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of Posted: 2013-09-26, 10:49AM PDT
1973 CB750 Chopper - $4500 (vancouver bc)

1973 CB750 Chopper.
-Kick only
-Vintage All-souls plunger frame
-1973 motor-approx 5k on the top end
-Dyna electronic ignition
-Dyna 5ohm coils and plug wires
-Regulator/rectifier combo unit
Starts first kick, fun bike to ride but it's time to take on another project.
Registered and currently insured in my name.

• Location: vancouver bc

 

[chandler]

REALLY LOL
http://fredericksburg.craigslist.org/mpo/4027532781.ht

'85 Suzuki GS450 Kick Start Parts Bike - $2500 (Fredericksburg)

 

[Guest]

Misprint. Hastabee.

 

[Gorminrider]

I'm laughing now....


stchv-4092677622@sale.craigslist.org [?] flag [?] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of Posted: 2013-09-26, 10:49AM PDT
1973 CB750 Chopper - $4500 (vancouver bc)

.....

WHAT is the attraction of a peanut for a gas tank?... maybe given those handlebars and that seat,it matches his private anatomy after an hour in that seat! or maybe it's a deal if $4500 is cheaper than a vasectomy.
actually though...gee, If you replaced the pillion seat with a tiny tank, you might have an interesting bike...hmmm
.

 

[trevor]

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/FREAKIN-AWESOME-1985-VFR-750_20747896

 

[Steve]

Right.

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[Guest]

gs1000 hardtail this week only - $1500 (grove city)

81 gs 1000 hardtailed.. runs great, old shovel head tank. call or text with questions 614 557 2958 please no spammers.

 

[Steve]

... please no spammers.

Like that is going to stop them.

.

 

[trevor]

only 2 grand!!
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/bnc/mcy/4099635779.html