Craigslist "funnies"

[davidduarte]

http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/1907537339.html

 

[cowboyup3371]

http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/1907537339.html

Let me guess...the $10500 price tag was set so he could tell his wife - I know you told me to sell it honey but noone wanted to pay my price.:-\\\

 

[sschering]

http://kpr.craigslist.org/mcy/1879695708.html

2001 Buell x-1 Lightning. Ran when I pulled the motor, all the ignition and fuel injection parts should be there except voltage regulator. Have salvage title in my name. Frame looks straight. Bike ran into something, needs front wheel, triple clamps, handlebars, controls, lights, have aftermarket muffler, no header pipe. Just aquired sportster motor to put in it. Motor untested, unknown size, turns over seems to have good compression, has starter. Too many projects Offers, trades? looking to replace 45 I sold last year

Yeah I"m sure it's all there.. Only $1800!!!

 

[Guest]

The very rare GS750ELZ


http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/1924061658.html

 

[Don-lo]

Can a "flame-throwing exhaust" be a good thing?

http://fortwayne.craigslist.org/mcy/1928146441.html

 

[Steve]

Can a "flame-throwing exhaust" be a good thing?

Of course it can. Click HERE.

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[Don-lo]

lol, I thought he had a jetting problem..., but I still don't think I would advertise it

To Quote Jerry Sienfeld

"Not that there's anything wrong with it..., it's just not for me..."

 

[850GT_Rider]

uhhhh....what?

uhhhh....what?

Try, just try to follow this one....

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/1931871495.html

says he has sportster wants a reliable car he doesnt know a thing bout cars or bikes some young punk kid prob ended up with the sportster from daddy dont bother with hime extremely immature in handling of business calls me to as bout my cars in the middle of talking to him no explanation hangs up the phone text him to see if theres a problem with his phone no response call him back hangs up on me then proceeds to reply to my text of telling him his handling is unprofessional of business and tells me his 600 dollar phone is working fineand my cars are **** 97 cavalier maybe 99 grand am doubtful 92 bmw 325i race project extremely doubtful save yourself the time dont bother with this one

 

[850GT_Rider]

Maybe the last picture says it all.....

Maybe the last picture says it all.....

http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
1995 HARLEY DAVIDSON SPORTSTER 1208 BIG BORE - $5500
Date: 2010-09-01, 10:44AM CDT
Reply to: sale-8cskr-1930939938@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



FOR SALE 1995 HARLEY DAVIDSON SPORTSTER 1208 BIG BORE AKA THE TWIN CAM DESTROYER! KEITH BLACK PISTONS ANDREWS CAMS GEARED PORTED AND POLISHED 883 HEADS AND INTAKE S&S SUPER E CARB CRIME INC SIX SHOOTER RISERS LED SLED CUSTOMS EXHAUST SPORTSTER KING TANK.....TOP MOUNT SOLO SEAT.....AND RUMBLE SEAT EXTREMELY FAST!!!! BUILT IT AND NOW I DONT RIDE MUCH ANYMORE...JUST WANT TO SELL IT SO SOMEONE CAN ENJOY IT $5500 obo CALL/TEXT NINE 2 ZERO 3 SEVEN 3 ZERO 3 SIX 2 RESPOND FASTER TO TEXT....I WORK ALL DAY THANKS FOR LOOKING
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[kdo58]

bomb shelter for sale http://kalispell.craigslist.org/for/1931800906.html

 

[Tim Tom]

I knew Harley parts were overpriced BUT....

I knew Harley parts were overpriced BUT....

I think this is absolutely absurd. You could buy a whole bike for the amount he is asking for.

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/1958224862.html

 

[SVSooke]

But it's for a Harley.Doesn't that explain it?

 

[Flaming Chainsaws]

http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/mcy/1961223381.html

Maybe he means GS850?

 

[BassCliff]

gs850 SPROKET KIT

gs850 SPROKET KIT

...wait, what?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/suzu...1484244QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[1948man]

5 stroke bike

5 stroke bike

A 5 stroke bike with a Glymer Manual. Sometimes a k, sometimes an L.
http://fortwayne.craigslist.org/mcy/1963586847.html

 

[davidduarte]

I stopped by this dealer back in May when I first got my bike on the road this year, and took a picture of this bike:


2005 VICTORY HAMMER CUSTOM, 22,955 Mi, Red W/The Movie 300 Paint Scheme, Absolutely Beautiful Paint Job, Loaded W/Goodies, SS Brake Lines, Arlen Ness Exh, Polished Alum Pulley, Chrome Grips & Forward Ctrls, Check This Out In Person! $9,999, Need More Info? Send Us A Note, Over 50 Bikes To Choose From (888) 894-7765 Financing Available, Open 7 Days A Week, www.sharkcycle.com

 

[cowboyup3371]

It's the "has to be a misprint" and "I know what it's worth" ad:

http://cosprings.craigslist.org/mcy/1977037294.html

1983 harley - $720000 (filmore/hancock)

Date: 2010-09-27, 6:03PM MDT
Reply to: sale-atxzk-1977037294@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



for sale 1983 harley decent shape. does need some work. sold as is. have title in hand. selling for my son as I need to get it out of my garage. will not gie it away though. has new rear tire. I know what it is worth. call 719-633-1528 THANKS.

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[850GT_Rider]

Probably a misplaced decimal point and he means $7200.00

However, what IS that ugly pile o' droppings under the right side? I've heard of Hardley's marking their territory, but YEESH

 

[850GT_Rider]

Some assembly required.........

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/1985604308.html

 

[Im Faster]

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/1987515771.html





1997 mitsubishi eclipse - $3000 (hamilton ohio)

Date: 2010-10-03, 11:51PM EDT
Reply to: sale-awf59-1987515771@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

GOOD FEATURES: 170 MPH and goes every bit of it. brand new exhaust. air conditioning/ heat. runs exellent. cd player/ mp3 and video hook up. great interior.runs real smooth. after market tires. new roaders in front. paint job is great, no rust. an exellent car.
BAD FEATURES: front left side of bumber is cracked. top is missins pin in one of bars on convertible top. little dent in right side by door.