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[JTGS850GL]

Ya, it's one reason I dislike the recent Caf?, Rat and Bobber trend. Not so much that I dislike good examples, but I hate when they're just chopped up and fine examples of stock bikes are ruined.

 

[AKC75]

Ya, it's one reason I dislike the recent Caf?, Rat and Bobber trend. Not so much that I dislike good examples, but I hate when they're just chopped up and fine examples of stock bikes are ruined.

Yea I know! I don't mind a good Cafe "build". Bringing an old bike back from the dead and doing a proper cafe is one thing. But taking a perfectly good vintage bike and doing a crap job turning it into what's trendy half ass, really chaps my ass.

 

[Grimly]

Nobody will buy it, and he'll eventually scrap it or give it away for peanuts, and one more hits the skids. I'd rather burn my bikes than see them fall into the hands of *******s.

 

[Guest]

I saw this to and had to laugh. Limpio means "Clean" in Spanish. LMFAO
Mike

WHAT THE HELL IS A limpio?!?
limpio - $1150 (CHICAGO)

1980 suzuki GS 550 VIN: GS550E226023 paint color : black fuel : gas transmission : manual

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Solo le falta bateria y ajuste carburado funciona

 

[earlfor]

I saw this to and had to laugh. Limpio means "Clean" in Spanish. LMFAO
Mike

Looks to be a front tire mounted on the rear. Anyone ever see a rear tire with a centerline groove?

 

[witttom]

Anyone ever see a rear tire with a centerline groove?

Yes. Several.

 

[SVSooke]

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/1981-Yamaha-XJ-650_25330981


$1,800 ? 1981 Yamaha XJ-650

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51,847 km on it

I've had the bike for a couple years now and it's been incredibly fun to ride. I haven't ridden it this year because I have a car now. It's been covered and in a car garage so the weather hasn't gotten to it. It needs a new battery and the front break is seized up so I can't transport it anywhere for now. I would just like to sell it to someone who could fix it up a bit. There is some aesthetic damage to the gas tank from gas being spilled on it. Other than those couple things it runs like a charm.




What a deal!Only needs a battery,the "breaks" fixed and a paint job.Have a friend looking for a bike,going to recommend he look at this one.......NOT!

 

[Guest]

I'm really not even sure "what" this is?????

http://lexington.craigslist.org/mcy/5068702059.html

 

[cowboyup3371]

I love his description:

The base model holds 300 + lbs professionally built with a warranty. Powder coated 40 + colors, 6 seat colors including cammo, adjustable suspension, and an adjustable seat. The trike is completely built in house with all new parts. Thus insuring the quality, safety, and performance


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[Guest]

But how is that going to climb a hill? That's the part I don't understand, usually hill climbers are big, 2 stroke torque monsters? What kinda hill is a lawnmower engine gonna go over, an ANT hill?????

 

[Joe H]

​This guy has a sense of humor[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]?[/FONT]? I hope!


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print[h=2] Superbike thrill ride - $15 (Kenosha)[/h]Suzuki

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I'm offering a Superbike thrill ride for 15$ you will need to sign a waiver sometimes I ride a little over my head but this is an experience of a lifetime for 15$ I will give you a TWO mile ride full of turns this will be the gnarliest ride of your life I guarantee it or you get 5$ back after the ride is complete you must provide your own helmet or for a five dollar fee I will provide a hockey goalie mask. Once again you must sign a waiver if I crash I cannot afford to pay your medical bills or mine I'm trying to earn extra money this summer because I need a new front tire on my bike email me to set up appointment thanks hope to heAr from you soon

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[Jedz123]

LMAO.... whaaaaa...
Is that just a joke? It's gotta be fake. I need a front tire but I'll give your the gnarliest ride of your life.... LOL Yeah that's sketch. Ride wasn't good? I'll keep the $10 and give you $5 back, I don't do full refunds just partial ones????

Wow nice one!

 

[cowboyup3371]

I guess a real job would be too hard to go find for himself

 

[Grimly]

Ah; just like the barnstormers of old.

 

[ShadowFocus603]

But how is that going to climb a hill? That's the part I don't understand, usually hill climbers are big, 2 stroke torque monsters? What kinda hill is a lawnmower engine gonna go over, an ANT hill?????

It's not for going UP. It's for coming down. Go on YouTube and look up Big Wheel Drifting. You'll get the idea. The ones I have seen were all gravity machines. That engine adds a whole new dimension to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX4fCTO44Ic

 

[Spyder]

A hockey goalie mask????

 

[JTGS850GL]

entire vintage bike collection sale !! - $2999999 (Calhoun)



http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/5046515176.html

 

[earlfor]

Looks interesting, but I think three million dollars is a bit high. LOL

 

[Guest]

entire vintage bike collection sale !! - $2999999 (Calhoun)
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/5046515176.html



LOL, Thanks I needed a chuckle to start my day.

 

[duaneage]

That has scam written all over it