Craigslist "funnies"

[earlfor]

Who sinks $3000 into an 1100GZ?!?

Oh, it "basically was hyabusa". I guess it's worth it because you can't get a running one for that little. :biggrin:

Between $400 and $600, if he's lucky.

I can hear his wife now: "I told you you'd never get it running."

Hell, I give away stuff like that.

 

[Guest]

$8800????????? freaking amazing.......

http://victoria.craigslist.ca/mcy/5645452225.html

I can't believe that thing is even safe to ride down the road, I'm really sick of this crap.

 

[Buffalo Bill]

WOW??? Like, are you looking to buy something that (for you) will define “Buyers Remorse”? :beaten:anda:
Only a sick pervert would pay that price. :abnormal:

[h=2]favorite this post Stretched Out Bobber - In Vancouver - $8800 hide this posting[/h] image 1 of 19

 

[Guest]

As i'm looking at the seat/footpeg/handlebar distances my back, kidneys, wrists, calfs and thighs began to scream in pain. This thing is a rolling billboard for permanent chiropractic therapy. Is there something in the water that causes this kind of crap to be churned out endlessly?

"[FONT=&quot]Meticulously maintained. Runs and drives perfectly"

[/FONT]He changes the air in the tires every month, and the chain idler has a built-in oiler.

"...[FONT=&quot]military-themed chopper/bobber"

[/FONT]Yeah, flat camo green gas tank, ammo box for electrics and courier bag hanging from the frame. GI Joe at its finest.

 

[wymple]

But it's "super bitchin"...!

 

[JamesWhut?]

But it's "super bitchin"...!

Worth at least a thousand craigslist dollars.

 

[sinkankan]

I bet Jay Leno would love this, to use as a boat anchor.

 

[cowboyup3371]

So which is it - a 1982 or a 2017?

82 Suzuki Gs650L bobber - $650 hide this posting restore this posting < image 1 of 3 >

2017 Suzuki Gs650
fuel: gas
title status: clean
transmission: manual

• safety tips
• prohibited items
• product recalls
• avoiding scams

This is an 82 gs650L with a new custom made exhaust with new battery rebuilt carbs new tires new air filters new oil. All it needs is a professional tune from a shop. So you can NOT drive it away, needs the tune to be drivable! I have a sweet blue gas tank and a custom made seat. Also have all the original parts with me. Good title in hand. Text preferred!

 

[Guest]

http://boise.craigslist.org/mcy/5618402554.html

I guess Idaho potatoes must be tainted in some way.

"[FONT=&quot]Wow! So ugly it's awesome. Custom hand made beast. Fast, fun and gets a ton of attention."

Ugly is the new awesome I guess.[/FONT]

 

[Buffalo Bill]

That seat is what, 3 inches wide? So him and his skinny bitch ride on their tail bones?
Military could have used that ride for interrogations 15 years ago at Guantanamo.

 

[Eli69]

http://boise.craigslist.org/mcy/5618402554.html

I guess Idaho potatoes must be tainted in some way.

"[FONT="]Wow! So ugly it's awesome. Custom hand made beast. Fast, fun and gets a ton of attention."

Ugly is the new awesome I guess.[/FONT]

i don't trust the builder, he put the fuel filter in backwards.

 

[Buffalo Bill]

He's probably selling it to pay for a divorce and his one legged ex wife's medical treatments, and/or his own.
Fking dangerous machine.

 

[JTGS850GL]

Some people just don't have a very good mastery of the language:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/5657449345.html

1991 Suzuki
Engine runs good
Transmission runs good
Clean title
I have the red covers for da body
It crank but won't stay running my cuz say clean fuel lines it jus been Sitn so I never had my guy come clean lines I sell cars
I Honestly don't kno nothing bout a motor cycle
Never road one before in my life

Could be a decent deal though.

 

[Buffalo Bill]

Those 600s get trashed by clueless newbee squids, just sitting like that.
Seems the only posts on katriders.com these days is; “My bike won't start!”

 

[Brendan W]

Some people just don't have a very good mastery of the language:

Ole Brer Wabbit didn't appear to have mastery of the language either. Sounding dumb is bait to some.

 

[geol]

Can someone loan me $9200?

http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/5643803546.html

 

[1948man]

Can someone loan me $9200?

http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/5643803546.html

Wow, I'm grabbin' that. You never should have alerted the hive if you wanted it.

 

[Spyder]

[h=2]favorite this post Honda 450 Custom - $9200 (Lexington) hide this posting[/h][FONT=&quot]This a custom Honda 450 built by Kenny Fincher out of High Point N.C. It was picked up late July of 2015. The motor, motor frame carriage and the fork are original. The two tone tank is off an early model dirt bike. All other parts are new or new custom built by hand. The frame, fenders, tank and wheels are powder coated. The motor, fork and the forward controls are textured black. The front wheel is a 21 inch and the rear is an 18 inch by 240 wide. It is custom so it only has front brake. It does not have a gas gauge nor a speedometer. It is push button start. The bike has headlight and tail lights/brake lights. It is a rigid bike with the air bag under the seat, combined with tire pressure, it provides a more comfortable ride.


Well then... So... I guess a bike isn't truly "custom" unless it only has FRONT brakes... It is really cool to LOOK at, but couldn't event conceive to ride that thing... [/FONT]

 

[Buffalo Bill]

Kinda steam punk. Looks like something from a Dr. Seuss movie.
How does a dope reach the handle bars from the seat

 

[geol]

I doubt seriously that someone actually would sit on that seat. The horizontal frame rail looks more comfy.