Craigslist "funnies"

[Spyder]

Most definitely a scam. Came across a lot of similar ads way to good to be true...

[h=2]2007 Suzuki low mileage nothing wrong - $1000 (216 Anna St, Dayton, OH)[/h]
[FONT=&quot]2007 GSXR 750 in excellent condition. Low mileage. Declared Clean title. Has since been completely inspected, and thoroughly checked. Nothing wrong with it.[/FONT]

 

[cowboyup3371]

$1000 huh.....right. Stolen?

https://dayton.craigslist.org/mcy/d/2007-suzuki-low-mileage/6601280615.html

In that part of town? I think you are on to something. Of course it might be someone in need of a quick fix too

 

[Guest]

There's a harley for $1807 on the local list. I'm sure it's legit. lol

 

[Guest]

Yours for only $7K.
https://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-crui...er/1361178651?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
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[Cipher]

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-crui...ke/1374955945?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true


not craigslist and maybe not funny..........

 

[Buffalo Bill]

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-crui...ke/1374955945?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true


not craigslist and maybe not funny..........

Looking at that mess, for sure that boy needs more school?!!!
This is the second time I've seen "going back to school" as a lame excuse for bailing out on a project. :stupid:

 

[Spyder]

By the looks of those "Quality" round dials, it should do up to 22 kph...


[h=3]Description[/h]Going back to school, have no time to finish this project. Almost done, you just have to put it back together. 1979 Suzuki GS550E. What I've done so far:
Shortened forks by 5 cmPut quality round dials on it (mostly wired already)Put quality short pipes on itRejetted carbs for pipes and pod filtersmade bracket for new LED tail light (wired already)Put retro turn signals on it (wired already)Put on retro tires (300 bucks brand new)
What is still to do:
Basically just put it back together:- Install carbs and pod filters- Install sprocket cover with clutch cable- Install chain (new one comes with bike)- Install headlight (original one and LED one come with bike)- Install TAROZZI rearsets on right side (these rearsets are CNC machined from Italy - 500 CAD just for those)- Install seat (comes with quality professionally made cafe racer seat - 400 CAD just for that one)- Install battery and electrics trays (being made right now from stainless steel)- Install Li-Io battery (150 CAD just for that one)- Install steering damper and bar end mirrors (if you want)- EVEN COMES WITH AN OPEN-FACE HELMET IN THE SAME COLOR AS THE BIKE (NEVER USED ONCE!!!)- this and that...

 

[Spyder]

[h=2]Price isn't all that outragious, but my god that's an ugly b!tch...

1983 Suzuki GS 650 G - $1500 hide this posting[/h]

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1983 suzuki gs 650

condition: good
engine displacement (CC): 650
fuel: gas
odometer: 42000
paint color: custom
title status: clean
transmission: manual


This is a one of a kind bike. Very strong running motorcycle with new tires, custom paint, newer Mac 4 into 1 header, the upper seals were replaced as long with the carbs freshend last year. It has close to 42,000 original miles, I have the stock exhaust with another tank and side panels that can go with it if your interested in those. The most I still see that's not complete is the tach stopped working seat has split in a few places and needs some polishing on the engine caseing. Would be a great starter bike. Im asking 1,500 firm with all extras as well. For more info or pictures text please.

https://kokomo.craigslist.org/mcy/d/1983-suzuki-gs-650/6635210974.html

 

[Steve]

As you said, price isn't all that bad, but it is leaning HEAVILY toward "fugly".

On top of that, it's not a 650G, as described, it's a 650GL. :-\\\

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[Burque73]

They could at least wipe the finger prints off the lens before taking pics.

https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/d/2001-star-650/6666690770.html

 

[Guest]

The photographer is ex-Penthouse, thus the vasaline on the lense!

 

[Buffalo Bill]

The photographer is ex-Penthouse, thus the vasaline on the lense!

Penthouse I dunno, but that works great for hiding wrinkles on aging skin.
Was it smoky that day?

 

[Burque73]

Good question Bill, the ad was posted three hours ago and it's super smokey from wildfires all over the place. We're getting some weather system pushing smoke from as far as California.

 

[Guest]

Perhaps a cheap cell phone camera that couldn?t handle the contrast range. Most everything looks fuzzy but you can easily read the license plate on the Land Rover Discovery.

 

[Guest]

Boulevard Intruder? Sounds like a bad driver or something.

https://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/d/2005-suzuki-boulevard/6678778747.html

 

[Guest]

They could at least wipe the finger prints off the lens before taking pics.

https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/d/2001-star-650/6666690770.html

Old film trick to hide all the wrinkles.

 

[Steve]

Boulevard Intruder? Sounds like a bad driver or something.

https://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/d/2005-suzuki-boulevard/6678778747.html

Well, the Suzuki Intruder <did> morph into the Boulevard series without a whole lot of change besides the name, so he's just calling it by both names.

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[Burque73]

Hmmm, nice tire spoon.


2008 Kawasaki klx450 - $2750 (Albuquerque)

-ready to register
-Dual purpose setup(I have mirror put away)
-Pro taper handlebars
-Aftermarket grips
- aftermarket shifter
-*New Rear Tire*
-Fmf powerbomb exhaust
-new lines

 

[Spyder]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/d/68-bsa-chopper-project-3/6724966085.html

When One title just isn't enough...
[h=2]68 Bsa Chopper Project w/3 titles - $3500 (Humboldt Park)[/h]

[FONT=&quot]Titled 60's bsa chopper. Frame has a Triumph rear section and rear wheel. New chain and avon tire. Triumph extended lowers front end. 80 spike front 21" wheel. Custom axle. High pipes and tt's. Mostly everything is mounted but the engine head. New pazon ignition set up. Bikes needs wiring. It is a project. Head needs to be torqued down. Comes with a legit mikuni set up. Extra triple trees/top clamp and tons of other ****. Tons of seats, nice ribbed fender. Wassel tank.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Extras include: wheels, pipes, carbs, bars, EXTRA 1970 MOTOR WITH COMPRESSION. EXTRA TITLED SWING ARM FRAME. LOOKING TO GET 3500 for it all. MOTIVATED TO SELL. INTERESTED IN TRADING FOR A DUAL SPORT OR 60's sportster or shovelhead basketcase. Could build another bike from the amount of extras. Have at least 3 extra seats. Miscellaneous front and rear wheels for triumph or bsa. [/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]CHOPPER BOBBER HARLEY CAFE HONDA CB CL TT XT XR GS YZ DIRT ENDURO ICE PARTS BSA TRIUMPH NORTON FLH XLCH XLH IRONHEAD SPORTSTER[/FONT]

 

[Buffalo Bill]

Way overdure for a retro-update

Way overdure for a retro-update

This is one bike I'd like to see made into a "cafe Racer". Fugly failure as a chopper!!!