Craigslist "funnies"

[Don-lo]

I think this guy is jumping the gun on the vanishing Madura pricing:


http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/2535221844.html Suzuki Madura 1200 V-4 1985; 24,100 miles; very rare, cruiser/chopper styling; quicker than a Mangna; only 5,600 imported, few left; 11.36 1/4 mile. $7500



It looks like he also has an overpriced Magna and Sabre, but I can't tell which one of the three is quickest:



http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/2535199605.html Honda V65 Magma V-4, 1986 excellent condition, 43,245 miles; has the cam oiling fix; quickest production bike of its time; windshield; great cruiser; color red wine. $4000



http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/2535175572.html

1983 honda 1100 Sabre V-4; excellent condition; 23,000 miles has the cam oiling fix since nearly new; quickest production bike of its time;very smooth sport touring bike. Black. $3500

 

[Guest]

What a tard.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/2533779162.html

 

[SVSooke]

What a tard.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/2533779162.html

Really?Looks like a Shadow to me.Go tell him the 4 cylinder ones are only worth $25.Probably believe you.

 

[davidduarte]

a comma might really help here:

http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/2540541433.html

 

[ptexotik]

sent a courtesy email to this guy, but he's adamant
"I've owned the bike for 20yrs and what'smore ... the side cover decals say ES, what the hell do you know!"

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/e...0719393183&viewitem=&sspagename=STRK:MEWAX:IT

 

[Tech73]

Looks to me like he got mad and hit it with a hammer.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/2540613085.html

 

[cloudbreakmd]

I wanna play:
1999 Kawasaki Motorcycle - $4900 (Silver Spring, MD)

Date: 2011-08-11, 11:59AM EDT
Reply to: sale-7cbcj-2541388766@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Unique owner, new, never accident, really beautiful and very careful.

Contacts: Joe: 301-257-1748.

• Location: Silver Spring, MD
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2541388766

 

[Danesa]

Looks to me like he got mad and hit it with a hammer.


http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/2540613085.html

How, how much force do you have to use to do that? What happened to a bit of finese?

 

[cloudbreakmd]

1986 Yamaha 1100 Vargo - $3000 (Manassas )

Date: 2011-08-10, 7:40AM EDT
Reply to: sale-7cvz3-2539285928@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I'm selling a 1986 Yamaha 1100 Vargo.It currently has 18,000 miles. Runs great! No mechanical issues! It has a toe and heel shifter.

• Location: Manassas
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2539285928

 

[cloudbreakmd]

1985 Maxim XJ700 $3000 OBO - $3000 (Woodbridge)

Date: 2011-08-08, 7:45PM EDT
Reply to: sale-ru6eh-2536960220@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Up for sale is my baby... Maxine. A 1985 XJ700. Shes got almost 20,000 miles on her. And she runs like a dream. Shifts beautifully! Sounds great with a brand new, just installed last week, MAC 4-2 Slash Cut Exhaust.
Love this bike, but I've had her for the past few years and learned on her, fi xed her, rode her for the past three years and she has never let me down. Always fun to ride, GREAT for 2up riding. All around great bike. Even for starters. Shes what I learned on! I've done everything to this bike. Routine valve checks, oil changes, spark plug changes, four carb sync and completely Colortuned. Starts up quick. Rides Fantastic. Rebuilt calipers, just put new brakes on. Tires are 3000 miles old. Got em last year. European handlebars. Aftermarket mirrors look great.
.50mm Ammo Cans as saddlebags.
Last year I got in a small wreck, someone cut me off and their rear end hit my bike, pushing me into the curb. Only damage was a small dent in the tank, which is still there. Been meaning to do a paint job this year but never got around to it.
I have all receipts for any and all work I've done to her. Right down to O Rings for the mixture needles.
So yeah please call if youre interested! Love this bike, she deserves a good home. Any questions or inquiries please call Chris!
757-237-2416

$3000 OBO

• Location: Woodbridge
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2536960220

 

[cloudbreakmd]

1978 kawasaki kz 200 - $700 (centreville,va)

Date: 2011-08-06, 5:01PM EDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]
I have a 78 kawasaki kz 200, had it running, but needs some work, at this time it will not say running, put on clubman handle bars and bar end mirrors for the cafe style look.just don't have the time and money to put into it. WILL NEED A PICK UP TRUCK OR TRAILER TO TAKE IT HOME....you can reach me on my cell phone #703-939-7311..sorry about the bad pics

• Location: centreville,va
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2533577302

 

[cloudbreakmd]

1985 Honda VF 700 - $500 (LANHAM)

Date: 2011-08-06, 10:35AM EDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]
1985 Honda vf 700, gas tank needs fixing or replaced, ran until gas tank started to leak, has been sitting for several years now, 500.00 obo, 301-459-2976, randy, no calls after 8pm, sun-thur please

• Location: LANHAM
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2485661678

 

[fishfarm]

I wanna play:
1999 Kawasaki Motorcycle - $4900 (Silver Spring, MD)

Date: 2011-08-11, 11:59AM EDT
Reply to: sale-7cbcj-2541388766@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Unique owner, new, never accident, really beautiful and very careful.

Contacts: Joe: 301-257-1748.

PostingID: 2541388766

LOL. I've never seen "Unique owner" used as a selling feature before.

 

[Guest]

Classic!

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/mcy/2508921757.html

 

[ddaniels]

Classic!

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/mcy/2508921757.html

Hah! That is classic.

 

[ddaniels]

1985 Honda VF 700 - $500 (LANHAM)

Date: 2011-08-06, 10:35AM EDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]
1985 Honda vf 700, gas tank needs fixing or replaced, ran until gas tank started to leak, has been sitting for several years now, 500.00 obo, 301-459-2976, randy, no calls after 8pm, sun-thur please

• Location: LANHAM
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2485661678

I wouldn't give him $100 for that piece of landscaping.

 

[Guest]

So. What do we think about this?
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'82 SUZUKI GS650GL - $450 (TREVOR, WI)

Date: 2011-08-12, 10:28AM EDT
Reply to: sale-7xnsq-2542935373@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


1982 GS650GL, 20,000 mi, great condition, new grips, new battery, lots of tread left on the tires, runs but needs carb work. $450 O.B.O.
If interested call/text 224--436--6798

• Location: TREVOR, WI
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2003 SUZUKI GSX-R600 - $1600 (PLEASANT PRAIRIE)

Date: 2011-08-11, 10:02PM EDT
Reply to: sale-frqms-2542458796@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


25K MILES YOSIMURA EXHAUST, NEW TIRES, FUEL INJECTED, LIQUID COOLED, PRICE IS FIRM, SOME SCRATCHES ON FAIRINGS TEXT 773 3723303 THANKS

• Location: PLEASANT PRAIRIE
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[Flaming Chainsaws]

Someone buy that GSXR NOW!!! Looks like a good deal to me .


How about this?
http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/mcy/2540993888.html

 

[Castle550]

Yowza
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2543230541.html
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Suzuki GS550 - $500 (Portage)

Date: 2011-08-12, 11:57AM CDT
Reply to: sale-mcghf-2543230541@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I am selling a 1985 Suzuki GS550

Clear Title
Engine runs.
Cosmetically very good with custom fenders.
Gas tank in excellent condition.
Side covers in good condition
Fresh paint job in Matte Black
Needs electrical work
no guages
good tires
13,000 miles

Please call 608 617-2214 or 608 617-2215

• Location: Portage
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2543230541

 

[Dave8338]

All that fancy yellow crap, chrome, lights galore, and yet...a rotted out side car wheel combo. Enough already.