Craigslist "funnies"

[JayWB]

Hope it comes with fireproof shoes ...

 

[MisterCinders]

This one caught my eye:

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/3316043520.html

1982 Suzuki GS300L - $2000 (Medinah)

Date: 2012-10-04, 12:08PM CDT
2wtxp-3316043520@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Red with gold pin stripes, 2 cylinder, 12,000 miles, runs great, shiny chrome, good condition. Has been garage kept from the start. To see - call Steve 630-527-4082, business hours. Cash, bank wire or bank check are acceptable payment options. No third party pickup allowed.

$2,000 for a 300L? Are these some kind of rarity?

Best part is in the picture gallery:

Note the reflection, which begs for a caption.

"Honey, I thought you sold that moped already . . . "

"You missed a spot."

Etc.

 

[rteam2]

This one caught my eye:

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/3316043520.html

$2,000 for a 300L? Are these some kind of rarity?

Best part is in the picture gallery:

Note the reflection, which begs for a caption.

"Honey, I thought you sold that moped already . . . "

"You missed a spot."

Etc.

"Honey, where's my $2000?"

 

[duaneage]

This one caught my eye:

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/3316043520.html

$2,000 for a 300L? Are these some kind of rarity?

Best part is in the picture gallery:

Note the reflection, which begs for a caption.

"Honey, I thought you sold that moped already . . . "

"You missed a spot."

Etc.

They are rare but that doesn't translate to 2K in price. And not with 12K miles on it. Try 500 to 700 tops if nothing is wrong with it.

And it's an L model/ shudder.

 

[duaneage]

Hope it comes with fireproof shoes ...

Where the hell is the rest of it?

 

[Guest]

This one caught my eye:

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/3316043520.html

Note the reflection, which begs for a caption.

How about: "Honey, check it out! I bought this for $1,000. These things are selling for $2,000 on cracklist right now! All I need to do is clean it up a bit and I'll make an easy grand!"

And so it goes.

 

[tkent02]

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Project Bike - $2000 (Wheat Ridge)

Date: 2012-10-04, 5:41PM MDT
Reply to this post wztdh-3317004588@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have a project bike runs good and is one of a kind. It is a dismantle title but i do have it with all the reciepts for every part on it. i can answer any questions you might have about it or what has been done to it. But basicly its an 82 suzuki gs750 well thats what it started out as. i am asking 2000 obo i have over that into it. im only selling to fund another project. please take a look and if you are interested please feel free to call or respond my name is Kevin seven 20 four 74 four 052, i work quite a bit so i will respond as quick as i can thanks for looking.

this is a real post so please dont flag me or send me negative emails about how much better your bike is thanks.



rat rod bike motorcycle suzuki yahama kawasaki ninja monster ducaiti project cafa scooter

 

[loud et]

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/3317004588.html

....well thats what it started out as.

Dear Kevin,
I am intersted in your bike. I will bring the money, you bring the dismantle title and please paint the brake discs, headlight and guage faces flat black for me before we meet. Your ad was well written , gives a great description of your machine and the pictures really sold it for me.

 

[Steve]

....well thats what it started out as.

Dear Kevin,
I am intersted in your bike. I will bring the money, you bring the dismantle title and please paint the brake discs, headlight and guage faces flat black for me before we meet. Your ad was well written , gives a great description of your machine and the pictures really sold it for me.

Before it goes away:

I have a project bike runs good and is one of a kind. It is a dismantle title but i do have it with all the reciepts for every part on it. i can answer any questions you might have about it or what has been done to it. But basicly its an 82 suzuki gs750 well thats what it started out as. i am asking 2000 obo i have over that into it. im only selling to fund another project. please take a look and if you are interested please feel free to call or respond my name is Kevin seven 20 four 74 four 052, i work quite a bit so i will respond as quick as i can thanks for looking.

this is a real post so please dont flag me or send me negative emails about how much better your bike is thanks.

Yeah, those are the pictures, and that's all the bigger they were.


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[loud et]

Hey Steve, someday myself and others will start following your lead and posting the ads we are commenting on....
copy/paste....copy/paste! Not so complicated. ha ha Thanks

 

[Guest]

Now what`s wrong with this?

Now what`s wrong with this?

Check the printed price. Has to be a typo. Check the price on the windsheild.

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/3306530137.html

ULTRA CLASSIC ANNIVERSARY MINT CONDITION 21K MILES NEW PRICE - $80200 (FRANKLIN)

Date: 2012-10-05, 9:59AM CDT
Reply to: see below



HARLEY DAVIDSON 1993 FLTCU ULTRA CLASSIC 90th ANNIVERSARY LIMITED EDITION. NUMBER 150 OUT OF ONLY 200 MADE. RUNS, DRIVES, LOOKS & SOUNDS GREAT!! LOADED WITH EXTRAS. INCLUDING:
(3)- EXTRA WINDSHIELDS 1) DARK TINT SHORT SPORT , 2) MEDIUM TINTED 3) LG TOURING TALL
CHROME GRIPS
H-D CUSTOM COVER
STAGE 1 AIR CLEANER W/ REJETTED CARB & PIPES
CHROME LIGHTED ROTOR & CALIBER COVERS
CHROME H.D. TAILIGHT & TURN SIGNAL COVERS
CHROME LUGGAGE RACK
PAINT MATCHED REAR SPOILER W/ LED LIGHT& STOP LIGHT
CHROME REAR TOUR PACK LIGHT COVERS & LUGGAGE RACK & TOP TRIM PIECE
CHROME FLOOR BOARD COVERS
DRIVERS REAR BACK REST
CHROME PRIMARY COVER
CHROME H.D. DERBY COVER
CHROME FRONT FENDER BAR & SHIELD LIGHT
RAISED WHITEWALL TIRES
JUST INSTALLED (8-25-12) KIRKER PIPES WITH FISH TAIL ENDS
THIS BIKE HAS ONLY 21K WELL TAKEN CARE OF MILES, RUNS OUT VERY WELL.THIS IS THE ORIGANAL PAINT AND IT IS STILL IN EXELLENT CONDTION, IT JUST DOESNT LOOK LIKE EVERYONE ELSES HARLEY. BIKE ALSO INCLUDES THESE COLLECTABLE ITEMS:
CASE OF MILLER 90TH ANNIVERSARY COLLECTABLE BEER FROM 1993 IN 16 OZ CANS, ALSO INCLUDES 1 ORIGINAL TICKET PACKAGE FROM THE 90TH REUNION W/ PIN & STICKER INCLUDED.
BUY IT NOW FOR ONLY $8000.00. / CALL SCOTT @ 414-350-7275. NO TEXTS PLEASE.
POSSIBLE TRADES CONSIDERED FOR A GM 2500 HD EXTENED CAB 4X4 PICKUP MUST HAVE 8ft BOX LOOKING FOR A NICE TRUCK NO JUNK, WOULD TRADE BIKE & CASH FOR THE RIGHT TRUCK.

THIS BIKE HAS ONLY 21K WELL TAKEN CARE OF MILES.

 

[Steve]

Hey Steve, someday myself and others will start following your lead and posting the ads we are commenting on....
copy/paste....copy/paste! Not so complicated. ha ha Thanks

'Bout time y'all catch on.

.

 

[kawfeedave]

This is funny....

This is funny....

I came across this one, and I'm not the spelling police, but the number of spelling errors and incorrect word use was just too much for me not to post in the 'Craigslist Funnies' thread. It might be more sad than funny, but here you go.....


hey I have a 99 honda cbr 600 f 4 four sale or trade for a good car the bike have 36k run grade only nead a oil chage have miner scraches if you interesting tex me at 2162585059 thanks $2300

 

[avanhaselen]

The title on this one is great, the most surprising part: it has a title!

82 Honda GL500 Piece of Crap - $99 (Baseline and Gilbert)

Been sitting for years. Its missing a lot of important parts. Just got it running. It runs bad. It smokes bad. Clutch cable is frozen. All controls missing or broken. No key, its hot-wired. I want it gone. You can hear it run but it is not driveable. For sale one week only then to the scrapyard. Have title. 602-388-2647 txt or call.

 

[BigD_83]

Hey Steve, someday myself and others will start following your lead and posting the ads we are commenting on....
copy/paste....copy/paste! Not so complicated. ha ha Thanks

Still can't Copy/Paste images out of Craigslist on any of my computers. I can get all of the text though; anyone else in Canuck nation having the same problem?

Can one of our fine neighbours to the south please Copy/Paste this one for me? EDIT- I was able to get this image up in a roundabout way

My poor heart might not be able to take this anymore:

http://whistler.en.craigslist.ca/mcy/3242980061.html

 

[SVSooke]

1984 Suzuki GS 750e (custom) - $1500 (Whistler)

Date: 2012-09-01, 12:03AM PDT
Reply to this postReply to: 6mzwv-3242980061@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



1984 Suzuki GS 750e, new front tire, new battery, painted flat black, chopped rear fender. Runs great , starts everytime.. $1500 obo 604-902-6622

• Location: Whistler
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

That is 1/2 a bike for full price

 

[Guest]

The title on this one is great, the most surprising part: it has a title!

82 Honda GL500 Piece of Crap - $99 (Baseline and Gilbert)

Been sitting for years. Its missing a lot of important parts. Just got it running. It runs bad. It smokes bad. Clutch cable is frozen. All controls missing or broken. No key, its hot-wired. I want it gone. You can hear it run but it is not driveable. For sale one week only then to the scrapyard. Have title. 602-388-2647 txt or call.

Now that's honest and fair. Hell, he even went through the trouble to demonstrate the running engine.

 

[trevor]

seen this before?

seen this before?

http://bc.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles...-Undercover-Motorcycle-Kit-W0QQAdIdZ420298319

 

[cowboyup3371]

Huh?:-s

Who in the heck would want to buy that?

 

[Steve]

http://bc.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles...-Undercover-Motorcycle-Kit-W0QQAdIdZ420298319

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