Craigslist "funnies"

[Spyder]

Yeah, I thought about using a hammer to remove my gauges once, but opted for a wrench and a screwdriver instead...

 

[Guest]

Did see this though

Did see this though

Seems like a pretty nice tank. But those gauges......


http://www.ebay.com/itm/1979-80-81-...944&pid=100033&prg=7275&rk=2&sd=261122432341&

Yeah, I thought about using a hammer to remove my gauges once, but opted for a wrench and a screwdriver instead...

 

[rustybronco]

Only Serious buyers Please.

All none of them...

 

[Vmass]

Nothin' but class!!!

http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/3738016768.html

 

[Guest]

Really?

Really?

The only thing the ad doesn't say is it's got 90'000 miles and smokes..

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/750cc-Yamaha-Maxim_19654683

 

[trevor]

Nothin' but class!!!

http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/3738016768.html

I don't understand why this is in the craigslist funnies? Am I missing something?

 

[Guest]

The hand giving the 1 finger salute I think

 

[trevor]

The hand giving the 1 finger salute I think

Oh lol...well that's mature

 

[Gregory]

The hand giving the 1 finger salute I think

LOL i missed that. Makes me think there is something evil about that bike if it draws that reaction from it's owner.

 

[Toasty]

HAHAHA

Wtf is this??

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/mcy/3767754029.html

2006 Suzuki sv650s - $2950 (Kings Mountain)

This bike has been extensively modified into a sport tourer with a cruiser riding position. I'm the second owner since October 2009. It has 18,400 miles. Handlebars are up and back with lengthened throttle cable, brake line and wiring. The foot pegs are 11 inches forward. The seat is modified and from a Honda magna. It has a completely adjustable Memphis Shades windshield attached to the handlebars. With the windshield set to look over the top there is no buffeting. The Sony stereo is in the tank bag controlled by a Sony wired in Marine remote control. It has an XM radio dock and the radio has a USB port. The 5 inch speakers give plenty of sound volume even at highway speeds. I fabricated a custom rack that bolts on in place of the rear seat. This is for a touring set up with the three bags solidly attached to the rack with no straps.
This bike has been well maintained and is in excellent condition. Oil and filter have just been changed in it has new tires. Bike handles just like the sport bike that it is but with a comfortable riding position and ample storage for traveling. Check out the new Honda 700 CTX. A sport bike frame with a cruiser riding position. With my SV 650 S tourer I beat Honda's idea by three years. But the SV 650 is about 50 pounds lighter and has 72 hp instead of the CTX's 51 hp. Call 321-288-2529.

 

[Guest]

wow how to take an awesome handling bike and ruin that.

 

[Guest]

Not very funny, but.....

Not very funny, but.....

I just might have to go and get the beauty. Is that some GS lines or what.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mcy/3793169744.html

 

[steve murdoch]

Very nice!
I would love to see him in his laid back cruiser/touring position ripping through the backroads.
Gotta figure moldy oldies blaring through the speakers too.

HAHAHA

Wtf is this??

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/mcy/3767754029.html

 

[kawfeedave]

One word for the guy with 'modded' SV650 - V-strom (although that's not really a word).

What he's done is built a super-weirdo V-strom, and I can't see anyone wanting to buy that beast. It's odd, and I can't see it as being as good as a fully stock, not weird V-strom 650. For all the time, effort, and money he spent on that thing, he could have just bought a V-strom.

 

[kdo58]

CLseattleeastsideall for sale / wantedmotorcycles/scooters - by ownerReply*wvknc-3797200133@sale.craigslist.org*[?]*flag*[?]*:miscategorized*prohibited*spam*best of*Posted:*2013-05-10, 1:06PM PDT

*1982 Suzuki GS850 running driving dresser - $2600 (Sammamish)

Great bike has 52k miles on it put 1000 miles on it since march with no problems. New spark plugs. Has bags and trunk box and fairing all removable runs great 35-42 mpg depending on how you drive it has 2 helmets to go with it I keep the license plate though since it is military plate. $2600 call 505-409-0746Location: Sammami****'s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interestsPosting ID: 3797200133*Posted:*2013-05-10, 1:06PM PDT*email to a friendAvoid scams, deal locally!*Do NOT wire funds (Western Union, Moneygram).Beware cashier checks, money orders, shipping, non-local buyers/sellers.More infoFORMAT:*mobile*regularCopyright ? 2013 craigslist, inc.*terms of use*privacy*feedback*CL is hiring

 

[chuck c]

Tell me that's a photoshop. No self-respecting person would build that in real life.

 

[wedoo2]

Not from Craig's List, but you can have an Air Force One for $50,000.

President not included in sale, but life-like Lincoln, Obama and Harrison Ford dolls are available.

Here's the link.

http://gsaauctions.gov/gsaauctions/aucdscLnk?sl=91QSCI13056100

 

[wedoo2]

After buying that plane a person could start their own forum for restoring old Air Force Ones. How they cafe their plane, studded leather seats, a RAT ONE section.

They would have to respond to their own posts, much like I just did.

 

[Toasty]

Hmmmm... $2100 for a GS750 with missing parts, chopped exhaust, mismatched wheels and cheap pods or $1800 for a nice 1100E that needs a little work.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/mcy/3802693446.html

Iv got a 1977 GS750 for sale with a Dyna electric ignition system, club men handle, and a hole other 1979 GS 750 for parts she runs great. I'm re-jetting the carburators to run with pod filters and free flowing exhaust, all she really need is a good cleaning and a cafe seat and she'll be a sweet looking Cafe Racer

Price is $2100

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/3797022265.html

Really clean 1983 GS1100ES for sale, on non op.Owned by bike mechanic last 10 years. I rebuilt carbs last year, will need battery and maybe plugs. Was run regularly but not ridden. 20880K miles. Tab is broken off left side cover-only damage! $1800 firm.

 

[lurch12_2000]

Another death trap is born from a GS.

http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/3818047586.html