Craigslist "funnies"

[ThrottleBack]

this thing is just itching to give someone a colonoscopy.

i wonder how it feels when you give it gas and slide back off the seat?

4k...yeah right...

http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/3814135022.html

79 Suzuki gs 1000 custom bobber priced to sell very fast - $2000 (Bridge city tx)

This bike starts up every time the carbs need cleaned and adjusted
I just don't have time to work on it and I need money now
For other bills price is a ( little ) neg if interested I'm in bridge city tx
I do not have time to bring it to or I would just fix it so please mapquest
Where I am and contact me at 4098828033 this is a great bike with
A few hundred dollars u can double what u pay for this bike I do have the title

 

[Danesa]

i wonder how it feels when you give it gas and slide back off the seat?

4k...yeah right...

http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/3814135022.html

79 Suzuki gs 1000 custom bobber priced to sell very fast - $2000 (Bridge city tx)

This bike starts up every time the carbs need cleaned and adjusted
I just don't have time to work on it and I need money now
For other bills price is a ( little ) neg if interested I'm in bridge city tx
I do not have time to bring it to or I would just fix it so please mapquest
Where I am and contact me at 4098828033 this is a great bike with
A few hundred dollars u can double what u pay for this bike I do have the title

And that shirt was white before he went for a ride.

 

[Steve]

I just like the wording.

This bike starts up every time the carbs need cleaned and adjusted

To me, that says that unless the carbs need cleaned and adjusted, it won't start.

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[tkent02]

this thing is just itching to give someone a colonoscopy.

Followed a split second later by a dick and ball removal.

 

[Guest]

Not sure if this one's been posted already. Why oh why would someone do this to such a nice bike??? really it's painful to look at the pictures. The worst one of all is the last one when he shows what the bike used to look like.

http://victoria.kijiji.ca/c-cars-ve...ppers-Custom-Suzuki-Bobber-W0QQAdIdZ488463435

 

[Steve]

Why oh why would someone do this to such a nice bike??? really it's painful to look at the pictures. The worst one of all is the last one when he shows what the bike used to look like.

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[ThrottleBack]

that makes me sad

 

[Dave8338]

What a waste of a genuinely SWEET bike. Take a pile-O-crap and mod it, fine.

 

[Spyder]

That's not so bad. It doesn't look like he hack it up at all. Appears that you could turn it into a GS again.

 

[1948man]

I guess they turboed a lot of these.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/3775835612.html

 

[chuck c]

1977 suzuki gs750 custom stretched and slammed - $2100

1977 suzuki gs750 custom stretched and slammed - $2100

1977 suzuki gs750 custom stretched and slammed - $2100 (lower bucks)

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What's up cl! I have a 1977 suzuki gs 750 . . ridged frame ..lowered slammed and stretched. 4to1 drag pipes custom bars alot of extras .this bike is fun to ride and kicks right over everytime..I just replaced the battety , plugs and wires, rear tire and chain..I don't really want to sell this bike but I'm looking to move on.$2100 $obo cash talks..don't low ball me unless u wanna get laughed at! Call or txt joey (215 two eight zero 291zero)

 

[chuck c]

the asking price is $10,000

the asking price is $10,000

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3818934146.html


1985 Suzuki GS 1150E w/300 wide tire (Ct)

 

[Danesa]

Not sure if this one's been posted already. Why oh why would someone do this to such a nice bike??? really it's painful to look at the pictures. The worst one of all is the last one when he shows what the bike used to look like.

http://victoria.kijiji.ca/c-cars-ve...ppers-Custom-Suzuki-Bobber-W0QQAdIdZ488463435

Oh my... I just don't get the whole bobber craze we are now going through. The tank doesn't fit the frame, there's no side covers, there's pipes and wires exposed everywhere and I'm guessing those tiny things above the shocks are the turn signals and the brake light? Oh yea and the $5500 price tag? Very sad indeed.

 

[Danesa]

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3818934146.html


1985 Suzuki GS 1150E w/300 wide tire (Ct)

Trade for a Road Glide? I guess he just wants to go through life a little slower.

 

[850GT_Rider]

1977 suzuki gs750 custom stretched and slammed - $2100 (lower bucks)

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What's up cl! I have a 1977 suzuki gs 750 . . ridged frame ..lowered slammed and stretched. 4to1 drag pipes custom bars alot of extras .this bike is fun to ride and kicks right over everytime..I just replaced the battety , plugs and wires, rear tire and chain..I don't really want to sell this bike but I'm looking to move on.$2100 $obo cash talks..don't low ball me unless u wanna get laughed at! Call or txt joey (215 two eight zero 291zero)

Hey Joey - can we laugh at YOU instead? We can laugh at your spelling (ridged/rigid) (battety/battery)? Your punctuation?

And WTF is 'slammed'?

 

[Gorminrider]

..by the way, how do you guys (chuckc etc.)post these ads so nicely here? What's the trick?

 

[Steve]

..by the way, how do you guys (chuckc etc.)post these ads so nicely here? What's the trick?

It's called "copy and paste".

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[Gorminrider]

thanks, Steve. I'll try that. (in various iterations in the preview Post mode .."Simple" is often the last thing that occurs to me ! I'm a casualty of windoze, I suppose)

 

[Gorminrider]

CL vancouver, BC delta/surrey/langley all for sale / wanted motorcycles/scooters - by owner



9gvzj-3830307363@sale.craigslist.org [?] flag [?] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of Posted: 2013-05-26, 9:45AM PDT
2 of a KIND!! - $6000 (F Valley)

Need to find something for that special person that has everything that is unique fun and not a toy . Well here they are $6300.00 each
Very unique custom built 50cc motorcycles.

50 cc 4 speed 4 stroke low speed motorcycles. These are hand built machines. They get approx 100 miles per gallon, top speed approx. 80kph. They are unique, and were designed to resemble older vintage motorcycles. Electric start and a kick starter, 4 speed semi automatic gearbox, (no clutching just shift), front and rear disc brakes, anti lock on the front, Pro Wheel DOT approved dirt bike wheels, leather saddle bags, gauges, turn singles, horn etc, everything it needs to be DOT approved. Handles and drives very nice, and these are head turners. No Paypal in Canada offers.
All trades considered. $6000.00 each. obo


Doh! that's too easy!!!

 

[Steel Toed Tank]

$6300 each....uh-huh!

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/mcy/3830307363.html

While those may be overpriced, they are WAY cooler than the Chinese 50cc scooters or the 50cc motorized bicycle kits.