Craigslist "funnies"

[Danesa]

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/mcy/3887053121.html

He turned this into that?
Oh my....

 

[Steel Toed Tank]

Hey guys, did you know we were riding Hondas?

Hahaha, peoples blind ignorance never ceases to amaze me.

Reminds me of this fool I saw, it was such a fail that I just HAD to take a picture!

 

[earlfor]

He turned this into that?
Oh my....

There is a unending supply of those capable of turning diamonds into poop.

 

[850GT_Rider]

Without trying TOO hard to do the math.... didn't they make the 850 from '79 to '83 model years....that would be FIVE years?

Another overpriced hack job....it's an "L", but still....

And I guess putting a G tank on a GL makes it 'custom'

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/3889574675.html

82 Suzuki GS 850 Bobber/Cafe - $3200 (Milwaukee)

1982 Suzuki gs 850 Bobber/Cafe. Custom tank, seat, rear fender, straight bars, thermal wrapped 4 into 1 MAC exhaust. Flat black paint. Rebuilt carbs with Dynojet stage 3 jet kit. Accel coils, plugs, and wires. New tires ,brakes, battery. 23k miles. Runs/starts great! Rare engine; 850 only made for 3 years. call 414-750-5196
Location: Milwaukee
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Posting ID: 3889574675 Posted: 2013-06-23, 10:49AM CDT

 

[Steve]

And I guess putting a G tank on a GL makes it 'custom' ...

You are sort of correct on the years. Here, in the USA, we only had them from '79 through '83, but other parts of the world got them through '87, and I have heard that some of the left-over '87s were sold as '88s.

The tank on that bike is not a G tank, it appears to be the correct tank for an '82 850GL. It was enlarged from about 3.5 gallons in '81 to about 4.5 gallons in '82.

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[850GT_Rider]

You are sort of correct on the years. Here, in the USA, we only had them from '79 through '83, but other parts of the world got them through '87, and I have heard that some of the left-over '87s were sold as '88s.

The tank on that bike is not a G tank, it appears to be the correct tank for an '82 850GL. It was enlarged from about 3.5 gallons in '81 to about 4.5 gallons in '82.

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Yeah, I was referring to the US versions. Either way then, his claims of "850 only made for 3 years", and "custom tank" are bogus, as is the price...

 

[Danesa]

Without trying TOO hard to do the math.... didn't they make the 850 from '79 to '83 model years....that would be FIVE years?

Another overpriced hack job....it's an "L", but still....

And I guess putting a G tank on a GL makes it 'custom'

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/3889574675.html

I see, take one of the greatest all around bikes, strip it of functionality and saftey and then make it into something you couldn't sit on for more than a half an hour, rare indeed.

 

[Guest]

Hey guys, did you know we were riding Hondas?

I've talked to him. The only thing the bike needs is a rider...and a title!

 

[850GT_Rider]

I dropped him a very civil note, just saying a "heads up because I'm SURE you don't want to mislead potential buyers", and wished him luck on getting that kind of $$.
He did write back, saying the tank was from a GS550, because he "liked the lines and it set the engine off better". Pretty subtle change, I'd say.
He didn't respond to the actual years the 850 was produced, nor about the price.
Probably one of those people who think it's worth whatever they've got into it, plus X%.....

 

[crapwacker]

gs1000 hardtail chopper - $4200

gs1000 hardtail chopper - $4200

http://columbus.craigslist.org/mcy/3845628076.html

Epic turd?

 

[Steve]

http://columbus.craigslist.org/mcy/3845628076.html

Epic turd?

To add insult to injury, ... it's a shafty!!

The other two pictures with the ad only add confusion, at least until you read the text.

Different tanks, different bars, front fender/no fender, exactly what is he selling?

gs1000 hardtail chopper - $4200 (columbus)
gs 1000 hardtail bobber, chopper. shovel head tank, shaft drive, around 10xxx miles. tons of new parts. has drag bars now with green paint but the apes will go with it.

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[SVSooke]

You want to hear something funny Steve?When I realized it was a shafty I though "good he didn't butcher up a nice bike".I'll slink off to my corner now.

 

[earlfor]

http://columbus.craigslist.org/mcy/3845628076.html

Epic turd?

$4200 for that? What a joke, and a bad joke to boot.

 

[Steve]

I'll slink off to my corner now.

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[Gregory]

Been thinking of a track day bike for some time, and i run across this!...
1986 honda vfr 750 sportbike crochrocket - $750 (san antonio 78248)

http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/3871144573.html

? first pic and i'm saying "OH HE*L YES!!!!!"

? second pic and a bit confused, but still thinking "ATM, now!!"

? 3rd pic i'm going, "Uh..."

? 4th, Uh-oh...

? nevermind

he's not going to be able to afford a very luxurious " hause "

 

[farmall]

At least with an entrenching tool he can give the poor Shovelhead a decent burial. What a waste of a 98" kit...

 

[MAJikMARCer]

What is with that seat??

What is with that seat??

The seat looks like crap and appears to be attached to a piece of plywood, along with the taillight and "new signals".

I may not be rebuilding my bike very fast, but the 2 years of work he's done certainly doesn't justify the price, yet he's FIRM on it.

http://grandisland.craigslist.org/mcy/3884619809.html

For sale is a '81 Suzuki 650GSX motorcycle. This motorcycle runs well and sounds very good. It also starts very well. Purchase of bike comes the shop manual.

Price: $2000 firm. NO OTHER OFFERS ACCEPTED.
TEXT ONLY: 3zero8.2nine3.one706

Work I have done:
I have put a lot of work into this bike over the last 2 years. Here is a short summary of the work done:
- Restored orignal air management system complete with all orignal factory parts.
- Carburetors haven been dipped, cleaned and rebuilt by Great Plains motorcycle
- Custom molded airbox to hold K&N air filter
- New rectifier
- New stator
- New driain plug (it was stripped when I purchased the bike)
- New signals
- Custom seat
- Fuel tank cleaned on inside
- Clubman handlebars
-Valves adjusted
- Tensioner tested
- New gaskets

Work needed to be done:
- After riding for 15 mins or so the engine revs tend to remain around 3k (carbs probably need balanced which I have not done yet)
- Clutch cable adjuster needs replaced. The original one is not working.
- Choke cable can be a little stiff to pull. It most likely it just twisted.

Why am I selling this:
Some of my priorities in life have changed. Love this bike, but need to move forward.

I am looking for a mature rider who is willing to fix some small remaining issues.

Price: $2000 firm. NO OTHER OFFERS ACCEPTED.

 

[earlfor]

The seat looks like crap and appears to be attached to a piece of plywood, along with the taillight and "new signals".

I may not be rebuilding my bike very fast, but the 2 years of work he's done certainly doesn't justify the price, yet he's FIRM on it.

http://grandisland.craigslist.org/mcy/3884619809.html

A plywood seat and he worked on it for two years but can't replace a clutch adjuster or synch the carbs. Hmmmm Gotta think on this. heh

 

[Gorminrider]

..apparently, he wants it this way...

..apparently, he wants it this way...

Custom Rat Bobber - New Skool Ironhead Rat Rod (Van)

Custom Rat Bobber - New Skool Ironhead Rat Rod serious offers only will be considered. This is a custom 2013 U-Built registered Suicidal Cycle & Rod skinny-frame scratch-fabrication.

See youtube video here; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3FxAFbstQc

thx


(apparently this was MADE to look like it was dragged out of a cesspool...yikes)

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/3904553224.html

 

[Guest]

So here`s my addition to Craig's list funnies. This has got to be worth a giggle. I`m really digging the body work.
Mike


CLmilwaukeeall for sale / wantedmotorcycles/scooters - by owner



Reply v2dmm-3909212475@sale.craigslist.org [?] flag [?] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of
Posted: 2013-07-02, 10:27AM CDT
Raddest scooter ever - $300 (Lower east side)

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I can't believe I'm finally selling the beast but it has to happen. Gotta make room in the garage for a motorcycle. For sale is this badass little scooter covered in stickers from all the places I've worked and held together with duct tape because somebody Chuck Norris'ed the back end. Model is MZ Moskito. 49cc. Haven't gotten it started yet this year. Needs a carb cleaning and a little love. After that it'll be your fun little summer toy. Message me with questions or to come see the sweetest ride on the lower east side.

• Location: Lower east side