Craigslist "funnies"

[trevor]

Another beauty

Another beauty

lol...how would you like to try backing into a curb to park this beauty?

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/Sacriledge-suzuki_20459184

 

[earlfor]

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/mcy/4031581018.html

yeah, until the day you slip or whatever and get your ass wedged between that tire and the underside of the seat. Then you become the assless, nutless soprano.

 

[Tamara]

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/mcy/4031581018.html

Ugly. Besides, who wants to get covered in mud and gack if you get caught out in the rain?

 

[Guest]

http://evansville.craigslist.org/mcy/4023855160.html

86 chevy van converted trailer for 4 wheeler hauler/camper - $2300 (evansville north)


5300 seven hills road

custom made enclosed trailer, 86 van cut apart and rewelded, alot of time went into this, would make awesome hauler once 4 wheeler is out use for camper, gets alot of looksand smiles, front wheels crank up and down to stabilize when parked. so what if i am retarded call 812 455 fourteen02

 

[Gregory]

made me chuckle

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/4035746953.html

125cc bobber (los angeles)

honda cm91 custom motorcycle/ scooter has a 125cc auto trans comes with a jockey. or foot shifter. Runs amazing, fast hits 55+ not your average looking scooter/motorcycle
Honda frame i believe 1971 100% street legal!!! more rare then ct70 / z50
insurance is less then 12 a month has a house of kolors paint job, i have a gold shifter knob on the bike now.
I am willing to trade for a 250cc ninja, i could add some cash......
or a car in good running condition... please inquire with your cash offers or other Trades.. I am open to hear what you have.. just dont bull**** me

***(PINK SLIP in hand! AND REG IS CURRENT))******

feel free to text me for more details
818/288/5629

 

[SVSooke]

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/98-Kawasaki-ninja-600_20023130
http://image.usedvictoria.com/photos/01/87/32291487_614.jpg
$12,345 ? 98 Kawasaki ninja 600REPORT AD
98 Kawasaki ninja 600
1998 Kawasaki ninja 600 in excellent shape. Never been in an accident. 42,000 km. just rode it to Nevada and back. Has great sounding aftermarket can on it but also has the original as well. Only getting rid of it as my old wrists get too tired.
Wanting to trade for sport touring or cruiser style motorcycle.
Wonder where he came up with this number? Must be some drugs:-s

 

[JC8865]

I know old Z1's fetch a good price...but this is insane...



http://stcloud.craigslist.org/mcy/4015289370.html

 

[Steve]

I know old Z1's fetch a good price...but this is insane...
http://stcloud.craigslist.org/mcy/4015289370.html

If it had all the stock equipment (and a title), it might be worth the asking price.

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[Big T]

If it had all the stock equipment (and a title), it might be worth the asking price.

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$800

It's a KZ 900, not a Z1

 

[Spyder]

$800

It's a KZ 900, not a Z1

A '76 kz900 IS a Z1.

 

[Steve]

A '76 kz900 IS a Z1.

Well, according to Wikipedia, it was called "Z1" from its introduction in 1973 until 1975, when it was "replaced" by the "KZ900".

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[Spyder]

Well, according to Wikipedia, it was called "Z1" from its introduction in 1973 until 1975, when it was "replaced" by the "KZ900".

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Ok then, I have been set straight...

 

[Spyder]

Or DO I ?

History

The Kawasaki Z1 was developed in strict secrecy under the project name "New York Steak". In the late 1960s Kawasaki, already an established manufacturer of two-stroke motorcycles, decided to make a 750 cc four-cylinder four-stroke sports motorcycle[1] (they even had an appearance prototype designed by McFarlane Design in 1969),[2] but they were beaten to the marketplace by the Honda CB750. This postponed the Z1's release until its displacement could be upped to 903 cc.[1]
Production began in 1973; at the time it was the most powerful Japanese 4-cylinder 4-stroke ever built.[3] The Z1 had full instrumentation and an electric start, produced 82 bhp and had a maximum speed of 130 mph (210 km/hr).[4] It met with very positive reviews from the motorcycle press, who praised its smoothness, damped vibration, easy-starting (kick-start and electric were both available), straight-line stability and linear acceleration. Steering was accurate and the bike handled well, but testers said the rear tire, chain and rear shocks all wore out quickly.[1]
The Z1 was awarded the MCN 'Machine of the Year' accolade for four years running between 1973 to 1976 (an award resulting from a readers' opinion-poll run by UK weekly publication Motorcycle News)[5]

 

[Big T]

A '76 kz900 IS a Z1.

No, it's not

The KZ900 has a bunch of changes from the Z1

There was just a thread on this and Jeff S added his wisdom

 

[MAJikMARCer]

I know old Z1's fetch a good price...but this is insane...



http://stcloud.craigslist.org/mcy/4015289370.html

Not going to get into the Z1 or not debate, but hell if he can get that price why not? But no title? Don't see it happening. Maybe if he dropped a zero.

 

[Guest]

This guy has one locally for $2000, it's a sharp bike...he does not call it a Z1 by the way http://lincoln.craigslist.org/mcy/3989342168.html

 

[Big T]

This guy has one locally for $2000, it's a sharp bike...he does not call it a Z1 by the way http://lincoln.craigslist.org/mcy/3989342168.html

That's a bit high for one that's been repainted and non original, but in the ball park

 

[Frank Z.]

I know old Z1's fetch a good price...but this is insane...
http://stcloud.craigslist.org/mcy/4015289370.html

Here's an old Z1 (that i'm watching very closely )
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Kawasaki-Ot...e7ee3b9ea&item=130977872362&pt=US_motorcycles

 

[Gregory]

All American GS ? May not need to be in CL funnies... but definitely not my taste

http://syracuse.craigslist.org/mcy/4031670974.html

1978 Suzuki gs1000e - $3000

custom paint,carbs rebuilt,runs great .Basically stock some extra parts for it available contact at 315-420-6405 or 315-314-7085

 

[lemonshindig]

It's a Volvo!

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mcy/4034239941.html