Craigslist "funnies"

[Gregory]

I like it as art but not necessarily to ride. There are a lot of little interesting things they "cobbled" to make it work. I am different though because there is something about rust that appeals to me.

http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum/album.php?albumid=2228

 

[Guest]

No thank you.

 

[Guest]

Here's a beauty.

http://albany.craigslist.org/mcy/4530438153.html

VW Sandrail/trike project- huge price drop - $750 (Arlington Vermont)

1960s Volkswagen Sandrail frame/ 1980's Suzuki GS 550 Triple 2 Stroke Motorcycle.

Was there an accompanying ad selling a VW powered trike with a Suzuki front end?

 

[Spyder]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/DIRT-DRAGSTER-1982-SUZUKI-GS1150-E-/380929339116?_trksid=p2054897.l4275
DRAGSTER 1982? SUZUKI GS1150 E

If it IS an 1150, I would be inclined to make an offer for that conglomeration of parts... It's a pile of parts with the convenience of wheels...

 

[Frank Z.]

Price almost as funny as the pic's model...

1982 Suzuki GS1100 - $5000
http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/4537153175.html

1982 Suzuki GS1100
G-Model 31,000 miles
Mint Condition - Runs great!
Shaft driven with Motor Guard
Sissy bar w/ luggage rack

 

[earlfor]

Too many people without a clue of what reality is.

 

[Guest]

Too many people without a clue of what reality is.

The backrest, alone, might be worth hundreds to SOMEBODY:-s

 

[Rob S.]

You gotta figure the engine is modified. If it can push that windshield through the air with that guy on it, must be close to 200 rear wheel HP.

 

[earlfor]

The backrest, alone, might be worth hundreds to SOMEBODY:-s

It looks like he bolted a battery powered fan on the back. Maybe leaning back and having cold air blowing up yer butt is worth a couple of hundred to someone. LOL

 

[850GT_Rider]

You gotta figure the engine is modified. If it can push that windshield through the air with that guy on it, must be close to 200 rear wheel HP.

Hey - as a "full-figured" fellow, I resemble that remark!

As to hp - if my 850 can haul my large behind, my not-so-large lady and 3 days of clothes, while pushing the Windjammer down the road at highway speeds, all without breathing real hard - that 1100 will do just fine.

 

[Steve]

Hey - as a "full-figured" fellow, I resemble that remark!

As to hp - if my 850 can haul my large behind, my not-so-large lady and 3 days of clothes, while pushing the Windjammer down the road at highway speeds, all without breathing real hard - that 1100 will do just fine.

Ditto that.

I am not quite as "full-figured" as some of the rest of you, but my gravitational attraction is a bit enhanced, simply due to my height.
Mrs. Steve's gravitation attraction is also a bit enhanced (but not due to height ).

Click on the link in my sig, you will see my 850 somewhat early in its 750-mile, 3-day tour around New England a few years ago.
The fairing is not a Windjammer, :dancing: but the bike is also wearing saddlebags and trunk.

NO complaints about power with the bike.

.

 

[huntb]

Had to show this one off:

Suzuki gs 1100-Frp 1pcs. fiberglass body,also have fairing and lowers.Falicon crank,straight cut gears,billet clutch basket,Dick fortino flowed big valve head,cam motion cams,air shifter with air tank in kosman swing arm.8-1/2" slick. Moly wheelie bars.Many extra parts. TURN KEY.good ET bike.Runs mid 9 second quarter mile.Over 12,000 into build.$6000 or best offer. Poss.trade. call dan

 

[Rob S.]

Had to show this one off:

have fairing and lowers

Fairing and lowers?

Yes...that pic says, "Sport-Tourer" to me.

 

[megatwin]

for those unsure of their status. (not for me,I'm too old)
http://fayar.craigslist.org/mcy/4539770295.html

 

[Guest]

Price almost as funny as the pic's model...

1982 Suzuki GS1100 - $5000
http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/4537153175.html

1982 Suzuki GS1100
G-Model 31,000 miles
Mint Condition - Runs great!
Shaft driven with Motor Guard
Sissy bar w/ luggage rack

As bad as that guy here trying to sell a 82 GS850G for $2995, cuz it is such a sought after bike...

 

[Guest]

for those unsure of their status. (not for me,I'm too old)
http://fayar.craigslist.org/mcy/4539770295.html

That ad nearly made me puke.

 

[earlfor]

That ad nearly made me puke.

650cc's of snail on wheels. LMAO

 

[850GT_Rider]

Selling An Authentic Man Card - $3800 (Farmington)

condition: excellent

There comes a point in every mans life where he feels the need to pass down some history or perhaps a legacy, this time is now. This pictured baby is a fully licensed man card that makes Chuck Norris break a sweat.

The word "Star" is scrawled across the gas tank. That "Star" is the chrome that lines this bike, causing car crashes and giving women the vapours. This isn't just a Yamaha V-Star, it's a brilliant machine to give your old lady her first, second and third heart attacks. The 650 cc's of V-Twin power harnessed between your legs is enough to drop every man and woman's panties in a nine block radius. The purr of the engine will make anyone riding with you wet, but roaring down the highway will bring even the most stubborn to full, climactic, ear-shattering orgasm.

You probably couldn't handle all the envious stares and fainting women this 2009 Yamaha V-Star 650 Custom causes. It's traveled 11,400 miles of Arkansas, Missouri and Oklahoma road at about 48 mpg, and it's looking for the next 11,400 miles.

It's a fully paid masterpiece of Japanese engineering, and, for the low sum of $3,800, I am giving it to you.

Yeah - he's giving it to us alright. Giving a line of B.S.

 

[Rob S.]

When I got to the "650cc's" part I stopped reading. I mean, it was bad (funny) enough when I thought it was a full-sized engine...

"Man Card"? I think not. More like a Cub Scout card.

Strike that. A Girl Scout card.

Strike that. A Brownie card. All it needs is a sash, a skirt and knee socks (probably in the saddle bags).

 

[megatwin]

I'm surprised this guy does not have his own tv show.
Now this is a primo build!
http://fayar.craigslist.org/mcy/4535396810.html