Craigslist "funnies"

[Griffin]

Lol...http://sarasota.fr.craigslist.org/mcy/4644801850.html

"Bike runs but does need carbs cleaned I believe and turn signals also. It's a fast bike. Open to offers . Text me with any questions. thanks"



Once the turn signals are cleaned she'll probably run like a top.

 

[Griffin]

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/4661662382.html

Why get a KZ that looks like all the others when you can rock this cool wide tire hard tail bobber? This machine is a blast to ride, and it's a quick little devil. Runs strong and sounds mean as hell. Has a 180 rear tire, forward controls, custom exhaust, led lights and more. Lots of one off parts. Make offer. Not interested in trades. No lowballers.

 

[850GT_Rider]

Harley Wannabe.

Harley Wannabe.

Here's one.....

http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/4619441447.html

He's safe - I wouldn't even throw $15.00 at him....

Rice Rocket? Really? :stupid:

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1980 suzuki GS1100 lt Custom Rat Bagger - $2300 (Manchester nh)


1980 Suzuki GS1100lt with around 19,000 original miles( will go up as I am currently riding it). Runs and rides 100% carbs cleaned, jetted, and tuned for the pod filters and exhaust( about 90 HP). All motor and carb work done by Rj's cycle in Nashua. To many hours and dollars to explain everything but there are custom hard bags, fairing with chopped windshield, forward controls, seat, backrest with luggage rack, grips, ape hangers, front and rear directionals, fenders front and rear, pod air filters, rebuilt brakes with all new internals and seals, new exhaust and heat wrap, almost new tires, clutch......etc. I love road glides and I wanted to make one on the cheap.....this turned out to be way more work and money than I expected. I love the bike but I need to pay some bills, so shes gotta go. All the hard work, research, time and frustration of building a custom bike is already done for you, just hop on and ride. The idea I had for the bike, was to have all the comfort and storage of a full dress bike with the speed and handling of a rice rocket. It really is a blast to ride and the engine will last forever. price is some what negotiable, but don't throw 1,500 at me cause I wont take it. Any other questions just text as I cant talk on the phone at work.

 

[GSX1000E]

Hurry up and get this gem! http://winstonsalem.craigslist.org/mcy/4585013383.html

 

[Rob S.]

Lol...http://sarasota.fr.craigslist.org/mcy/4644801850.html

"Bike runs but does need carbs cleaned I believe and turn signals also. It's a fast bike. Open to offers . Text me with any questions. thanks"

Once the turn signals are cleaned she'll probably run like a top.

You've got to keep on top of those turn signals. What is the mileage?

Possibly the ugliest '82 I've seen - day-glo. The danger of LSD. :nightmare:

 

[Rob S.]

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/4661662382.html

Why get a KZ that looks like all the others when you can rock this cool wide tire hard tail bobber? This machine is a blast to ride, and it's a quick little devil. Runs strong and sounds mean as hell. Has a 180 rear tire, forward controls, custom exhaust, led lights and more. Lots of one off parts. Make offer. Not interested in trades. No lowballers.

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Why get a real motorcycle, a fast motorcycle, a safe motorcycle, when you can ride around in this clown car? All the clown women will love you!

"No lowballers" means nothing less than $99 will be considered.

 

[Gregory]

Hurry up and get this gem! http://winstonsalem.craigslist.org/mcy/4585013383.html

That is insane. I am trying to visualize what type of body you would have to have in order to ride it. Do you think the guy has 2' legs and 6' arms?

 

[Steve]

Hurry up and get this gem! http://winstonsalem.craigslist.org/mcy/4585013383.html

That is insane. I am trying to visualize what type of body you would have to have in order to ride it. Do you think the guy has 2' legs and 6' arms?

It's no good without the pictures that go with it, and when the CL ad expires, so will the chance to see that "gem", so here it is:

Honda cb 550 clean - $3000 (Kernersville)
1983 honda cb 550. Runs great ready for something new. Clean title fun as all to ride

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[Rob S.]

Honda cb 550 clean - $3000 (Kernersville)
1983 honda cb 550. Runs great ready for something new. Clean title fun as all to ride

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Only $3000? Kelly Blue Book lists this exact bike for $7500!

 

[Guest]

Honda bobber on eBay. I wonder if he decided to sell it before or after he took a pic with someone on the bike.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Honda-Other-Honda-bobber-cafe-racer-bar-hopper-/271613901012

 

[Steve]

Only $3000? Kelly Blue Book lists this exact bike for $7500!

It only makes sense.

For about half the price, you get about half the bike.

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[Spyder]

Anybody notice how TWISTED it is ? ? ? Thing likely dog tracks 5" to the left ! ! !

 

[craftsman]

https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/4624699028.html

[h=2]1978 Suzuki GS1000 Vintage Complete - $1800 (Pottstown)[/h]1978 Suzuki GS1000 complete, barn find. This was pulled from a barn after sitting for over 20 years along with a 1978 Honda CB750 (see other listing). I got bike to start but didn't go any further. Could use some TLC, no title. Asking $1800 obo. Send email or text 610-583-5 eight eight 3.

Might be worth checking out if you live in the area. Looks like 19k miles on the clock.

 

[earlfor]

That is insane. I am trying to visualize what type of body you would have to have in order to ride it. Do you think the guy has 2' legs and 6' arms?

It's a special bike built for those that have a problem with their hands dragging on the ground when they walk. LOL

 

[850GT_Rider]

Honda bobber on eBay. I wonder if he decided to sell it before or after he took a pic with someone on the bike.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Honda-Other-Honda-bobber-cafe-racer-bar-hopper-/271613901012

Long-distance touring? No need for those pesky potty stops?

 

[Guest]

I wanna know how in the heck he got it plated???

 

[Gorminrider]

That Honda has got some style, though compared to this ebay wonder. BuyNow for $3000

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Suzuki-GS-1...7ec8962fb&item=171472151291&pt=US_motorcycles

 

[78550GS]

That Honda has got some style, though compared to this ebay wonder. BuyNow for $3000

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Suzuki-GS-1...7ec8962fb&item=171472151291&pt=US_motorcycles

Wouldn't give him 3 hundred.

 

[Rob S.]

Tank is severely dented, wiring messed up - that I believe.

130 mph - I do not believe.

$3,000 - I do not believe that either.

 

[cowboyup3371]

68mpg seems a bit high to me