Craigslist "funnies"

[Rob S.]

http://allentown.craigslist.org/mcy/4684729519.html
Annoyance for the day......stock, complete, nice, gone hack.
I dont mind as much when they hack up a pos.......and $3800 for the displeasure
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That is funny...I had no idea an '82 750 was worth $3800.

 

[Guest]

If that bike is worth $3800, then mine is priceless? yeah it is!

 

[Crankthat]

http://allentown.craigslist.org/mcy/4684729519.html
Annoyance for the day......stock, complete, nice, gone hack.
I dont mind as much when they hack up a pos.......and $3800 for the displeasure
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Not a big fan of the cafe thing, I hold the view that a cafe should be a two cylinder bike and on the small side myself.
I actually admired that bike a few days ago when checking c-list.
Something about it caught my attention.
Not at $3,800 though.

 

[wymple]

Yeah, but he ruined a nicer bike making it.

 

[Guest]

This site has an excellent service guide for newbies.


Cafe racer websites should have a ergonomics 101 guide.
Or maybe a guide on how to NOT make you cafe racer unsellable.

 

[bonanzadave]

Please respect this guys ad and don't send him your apinion.


for those who said it didnt make me look intelagent they should look in the mirrow i have been working on bikes. atvs. snowmobile for 30 yrs ps if your not asked do not give your apinion


http://masoncity.craigslist.org/mcy/4707125860.html

 

[Steve]

Please respect this guys ad and don't send him your apinion.

No worries, mate, I'm not sure I could spell it so he could undertand it.

.

 

[Rob S.]

Please respect this guys ad and don't send him your apinion.


for those who said it didnt make me look intelagent they should look in the mirrow i have been working on bikes. atvs. snowmobile for 30 yrs ps if your not asked do not give your apinion


http://masoncity.craigslist.org/mcy/4707125860.html

How do rigded bikes handle in the snow? I hear the winters in Minnasota City are rough.

 

[Spyder]

Wow, I fell lyk I are much stupiter wen after reedin that ad... OWWwww ! ! !

 

[Kowalski]

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/4725003919.html

what a deal at $2500!

 

[Guest]

So tired of seeing idiots that have time to cut the frame and exhaust but never time enough to finish a bike. Of course by finish I mean getting one to run at all....Or built something....Hard....Like....A seat.

 

[Rob S.]

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/4725003919.html

what a deal at $2500!

Check out the other looker in the back of the second photo - he's a serial offender.

 

[Guest]

Douches kinow no country or linguistic barriers

Douches kinow no country or linguistic barriers

This is one of our local douche.

The spelling and grammar is abysmal.

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-moto-touring...er/1026933669?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Suzuki GS 450L 1985 cafe racer

Date de l'affichage 20-oct.-14
Prix 2 500,00 $
Adresse 21 Rue Eug?ne, Knowlton, QC J0E 1V0
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Marque Suzuki
Mod?le Autre
? vendre par Propri?taire
Couleur Rouge
Cylindr?e (cc) 450
Kilom?tres 14000
Ann?e 1985


Description
Je vend mon projet Cafe Racer presque termin?, il ne reste qu'un banc ? faire javais d?ja une base mais elle n'est juste par rembourr?e et recouverte, la moto est en parfaite condition aucune rouille pour ses ann?es la, c'est plutot rare, seulement 14 000km. J'ai modifi? l'esth?tique seulement; le guidon (qui peut ?tre install? de deux facons voir 5e photo), les poign?e, les mirioir aux extr?mit?s du guidon (plus discret), exhaust tape blanc, roue avant, fourche, headlight peintur? en noir, filtre ? air, j'ai recouvert la tank de pastic dip(produit qui s'enl?ve sans faire de trace) gris mais la peinture rouge en dessous est parfaitemement neuve. Je suis le deuxi?me propri?taire, avant c'?tait une femme dans la 40e qui a acheter la moto neuve, aucune inspection ? passer. 2500$ ou ?change.

In a nut shell:

He bought the bike running and plated from the origninal owner. A woman in her "40th". The bike as no rust and has 14,000k on it.

He is nearly finished with is "Cafe racer". Just need a seat. He has a base for it but it need covering....

The tank is plastidipped with "Perfect red paint" underneat.

The handlebars can go "2 ways".....

$2,500 or trade.........

EDIT:

I can't explain why he looks like he just did a "Minstrel Show"...

 

[Guest]

Hey, bro, want to get some hipster chicks? here you go: http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/4691292993.html

It almost seems like he's joking, but I don't think he is. Entertaining at least.

 

[Rob S.]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-moto-touring...er/1026933669?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

$2,500 or trade.........

I'd trade a pair of dirty socks - looks like he could use them.

 

[Grimly]

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/4725003919.html

what a deal at $2500!

I just learned something from that ad - that the '82 750 tank is a single-bolt fixing, and it's got knee dents, which makes it rather useful to me. I'm not taking an angle grinder to one of mine, but small incremental differences to make it more nimble.

 

[jbird7262]

$2000......

 

[jbird7262]

I have 3 of those tanks from multiple years 750-1100, the shape is why I prefer them.

 

[jbird7262]

Yeah, that seat really makes the bike.....

 

[JamesWhut?]

Wow, I fell lyk I are much stupiter wen after reedin that ad... OWWwww ! ! !

Craigslisteze will go right next to Ebonics...