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[Jedz123]

Curious on how a bike is professionaly stored and runs meticulously??? I thinks he's using the wrong adjectives... Or just trying to sound smart.

But the CBR is gorgeous. $1600 seems fair. $4100 is no way fair. I think the scams use weird prices like $2205 and $1998 just weird numbers. I saw an R6 for $2002 the other day. I just flag it and keep browsing. I knew a guy who got burned... They do get money.

 

[SVSooke]

That CBR600 wasn't scam,one of my bosses went to look at it.It doesn't run,needs new tires and doesn't turn over.Not sure if the engine turns at all but he wants something turn key for no $$

 

[RaiderGT]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

http://smd.craigslist.org/mcy/4967451253.html

Nothing is even really custom or done to it. Factory exhaust, factory L setup wheels, but hey atleast its been spraybombed in matte black. He couldn't even be bothered to get shorter brake hoses, which means they are probably original.
[h=2]Suzuki Cafe Racer/Tracker $4600 OBO - $4600 (Lusby)[/h]

1980 SUZUKI gs450l odometer: 7849 fuel : gas transmission : manual title status : clean
condition: excellent

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This a 1980 Suzuki gs450l tracker/cafe racer. I WILL CUT TO THE CHASE AND SAY THIS BIKE IS IN EXCELLENT CONDITION! However I am not mechanically inclined and I ordered a brand new carburetor but the bike revs at high RPM for some reason. Other than that this bike has a really strong engine and is extremely fast. Some of the upgrades include.
- Reupholstered Brat Seat
- BRAND NEW TIRES (not even a mile)
- NEW heavy duty mini turn signals
- a Flexible LED Array Brake light
- NEW LED mini speedometer
- NEW EMGO SUPER-MOTO bars
- NEW ODI Ruffian Grips
- brand new bar end mirrors.
- NEW Battery

I love this bike and I put a lot of work into it. I'm not in a rush to get rid off it but if someone makes a reasonable offer I'd be willing to let it go. ALL OFFERS WILL BE CONSIDERED. PLEASE NO TRADES!
I prefer text or email! 443-624-8273 Thanks for looking!

 

[AKC75]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

http://smd.craigslist.org/mcy/4967451253.html

Nothing is even really custom or done to it. Factory exhaust, factory L setup wheels, but hey atleast its been spraybombed in matte black. He couldn't even be bothered to get shorter brake hoses, which means they are probably original.
Suzuki Cafe Racer/Tracker $4600 OBO - $4600 (Lusby)

1980 SUZUKI gs450l odometer: 7849 fuel : gas transmission : manual title status : clean
condition: excellent

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This a 1980 Suzuki gs450l tracker/cafe racer. I WILL CUT TO THE CHASE AND SAY THIS BIKE IS IN EXCELLENT CONDITION! However I am not mechanically inclined and I ordered a brand new carburetor but the bike revs at high RPM for some reason. Other than that this bike has a really strong engine and is extremely fast. Some of the upgrades include.
- Reupholstered Brat Seat
- BRAND NEW TIRES (not even a mile)
- NEW heavy duty mini turn signals
- a Flexible LED Array Brake light
- NEW LED mini speedometer
- NEW EMGO SUPER-MOTO bars
- NEW ODI Ruffian Grips
- brand new bar end mirrors.
- NEW Battery

I love this bike and I put a lot of work into it. I'm not in a rush to get rid off it but if someone makes a reasonable offer I'd be willing to let it go. ALL OFFERS WILL BE CONSIDERED. PLEASE NO TRADES!
I prefer text or email! 443-624-8273 Thanks for looking!

I see these types of posts all the time around here.

Pull off a few parts, slap on a ****ty seat and some lower bars. Maybe wrap the mufflers and give it some spray paint and call it a custom caf? racer.

 

[Rob S.]

If it runs well, I'd say $800 at the most.

 

[AKC75]

it's potentially the best caf? racer ever!


1972 Yamaha xs650 cafe - $2500 (Mason) < >

Yamaha xs650 fuel : gas transmission : manual title status : clean

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Potential for best cafe racer ever of all time.I have a custom 1972 Yamaha xs 650 cafe racer. Good engine and tranny. This is a project for sure. Full of goodies.
Please do not reply if you have no mechanical aptitude.
I owned a motorcycle shop and my friend had a custom fabrication shop when I bought this bike. I drove it from Houston to Austin to my shop at the time, where within the week we swapped the puny front end with a sport bike front end with inverted forks and a mag wheel with sport bike brakes(awesome). We pulled the wiring during this time. harness wich needs to be replaced. He also welded a flush mount gas cap to the original tank which is primerd black with minimal rust inside. It has new rear piggy back shocks on back end. It has a rare headlight and a custom seat ($500). It has a rear mag wheel and sport bike rear master cylinder and brakes ( need to be mounted. I have on the side new carb kits steel braided break lines and other parts. I will not at all answer emails I will answer voice mails on occasion but I will answer texts messages the fastest. It has been sitting for 2 year so it is dusty but I can text pictures of any part ofityou need within a day serious inquiries only. My number is 512-988-153nine I have title

 

[wymple]

He has a lot of value in there in parts, so the price isn't insanely high.

 

[Guest]

It's not a bike and it's not on CL, but it is GS related and has fail written all over it. Should I inform him?

FAIL!

 

[78550GS]

It's not a bike and it's not on CL, but it is GS related and has fail written all over it. Should I inform him?

FAIL!

Please do, and let us know how he reacts. I may have to buy these and convert mine.

 

[Grimly]

It's not a bike and it's not on CL, but it is GS related and has fail written all over it. Should I inform him?

FAIL!

XS850 more like. Side-mounted choke, and all the GS850s were bar-mounted. I suspect the seller isn't the original owner but vaguely recalled the engine size and is ignorant of the finer technical details, like number of cylinders.

 

[chuck hahn]

I just want to hold these dicckheads down and punch them till I get tired. Not just for what they do..but for the "I need a bag of METH" prices they think thier junk is worth.

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mcy/4975261889.html

 

[JTGS850GL]

OK, Here's a bobber for ya:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/4972251313.html

I have a 1982 suzuki gs 850 bobber project that I have no time to finish ( too many other projects).
The frame has been professionally hardtailed with 4 inches of rear stretch, and front end raked to 40 degrees. I have the complete engine with carbs. It is tore down to the pistons, was going to put new rings, gaskets, and valve seals. Engine was running when bought bike, was drove down from Tenn. when bought. I have all the electrical/wiring and 2 boxes of parts, tank comes with it, have a bobber seat to go with it as well. Frame alone is $500. Bill of Sale. Asking $1000 o.b.o

Trying to figure out how he's going to get that shaft drive 850 engine to move the chain driven wheel?

 

[JamesWhut?]

Some dead guy's Harley.

They must think its that mutt's nuts. $14K!

 

[JamesWhut?]

[h=2]2013 California Scooter Company[/h]

250cc Classic Scooter, Black. Like New. Luggage Rack, Soft Tool Bag, Heel Toe Shifter.
Two sets of extra sprockets to adjust gear ratio. Stock exhaust installed.
Performance Exhaust included as well. Two ammo saddle bags. Extra rear tire - new. Extra set of mirrors.
4500 miles. Approximately 47 mpg. Guaranteed to make you look like a total dork riding it.

 

[Big T]

OK, Here's a bobber for ya:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/4972251313.html

I have a 1982 suzuki gs 850 bobber project that I have no time to finish ( too many other projects).
The frame has been professionally hardtailed with 4 inches of rear stretch, and front end raked to 40 degrees. I have the complete engine with carbs. It is tore down to the pistons, was going to put new rings, gaskets, and valve seals. Engine was running when bought bike, was drove down from Tenn. when bought. I have all the electrical/wiring and 2 boxes of parts, tank comes with it, have a bobber seat to go with it as well. Frame alone is $500. Bill of Sale. Asking $1000 o.b.o

Trying to figure out how he's going to get that shaft drive 850 engine to move the chain driven wheel?

Trying to figure out how he'll stretch that drive shaft?

 

[JamesWhut?]

 

[jbird7262]

Still a good start,but $500-700 considering you would'nt use the shafty and drop a big twin in, still have to mock up engine mounts, the rest is gravy. :stung:

 

[Steve]

Trying to figure out how he'll stretch that drive shaft?

"Stretching" a shaft is easy enough, but he won't need it. :-k

There is already a sprocket on the rear wheel. :encouragement:

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[JamesWhut?]

Figuring out how to match a shaft final drive to a chain sprocket will be interesting though.

 

[Spyder]

[h=2]I bet you were all wondering just how much crap you could haul on a beemer...


Military like R1100 BMW - $3000 (WEST CHICAGO)[/h]

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1999 BMW R1100 odometer: 6000000 VIN: wb10407B4XZB81170 paint color : custom fuel : gas transmission : manual title status : clean
condition: good

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This is a custom build, one owner, BMW R1100, military like BAD ASS motorcycle. A must see and ride to appreciate. This bike has been garage kept and has been always maintain by a BMW certified mechanic. Many extras I will throw into sale. battery charger, bags helmets, riding suit, and more. an easy $1000 worth of extras. Clear title. Must sell do to a move. I would feel confident to ride this bike right now to Mexico or Canada with no problems.