Craigslist "funnies"

[Brendan W]

Kawa Vertigo, Honda ThereYaGo, HD NowhereToGo, Ducati UsedToGo (when parked)

 

[cowboyup3371]

Are airplanes the only ones that should see this rider stop?

suzuki gs250 bobber - $500 (middletown) < >

1980 suzuki
condition: fair
fuel: gas
paint color: red
title status: clean
transmission: manual

hello i have a suzuki gs250 runs and rides ok carbs need gone through brand new battery extra set of brand new tires everything works clear title asking 500obo

 

[Guest]

^^^Damn! They need to use some imagination. I visualized a 1965 Chevy tail light on my SR650, and it came out pretty nice. I even put a blue dot in it. Contour was perfect, so I mounted it, and smoothed the base into the fender.

 

[JamesWhut?]

Are airplanes the only ones that should see this rider stop?

Probably worried about overcompensating cowboys in their lifted pickups and soccer moms in their titanic SUVs not looking down on a wee little bike.

 

[Rob S.]

Are airplanes the only ones that should see this rider stop?

suzuki gs250 bobber - $500 (middletown) < >

With a total of one rear drum, it's going to take a while!

 

[duaneage]

That is brilliant actually. What are you going to do when repacking the steering bearings and one of the balls falls out and goes to that alternate dimension that is under your workbench? Spend $30 on roller bearing refit? Or just a couple of dollars replacing that one @%!#! ball. Now X that for all of them.

Bearings wear into eggs from spheres. And you can buy a bag of 100 new bearings for a few dollars that will allow proper adjustment. It's not safe to reuse old bearings believe it or not.

I love the 10 dollar bolts he sells tho

 

[JamesWhut?]

Or just buy tapered roller bearings and never have to worry about it again. If you are too cheap to do that, you probably aren't going to cough up for a full set either.

 

[Nessism]

Ripped from KZRider...

$5500 KZ400!

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/5507402983.html

 

[JamesWhut?]

"Hey guys thus is a full off custom bike that is a complete head turner."

Yes, people wonder what is making all that noise... Oh its a midget on his sled!


"So much time was spent wasted on this bike. "

"The only reason I'm selling is for another street bike or stunt bike."

AKA, I want something that is actually ridable since I've ruined this bike. KTHKSBI!

 

[bobgroger]

pretty sure the front will leave the back after the first big bump... Then the chain will smack the rider on the head.

 

[Rob S.]

A real "stoppie" bike. Wheelies, not so much.

 

[GS1150Pilot]

This one made me laugh.

https://dayton.craigslist.org/mcy/5520816255.html

 

[Buffalo Bill]

Gently used dirt bike. Brand new chain, oil always changed with synthetic Mobil - $600 (MIDDLETOWN)

Still running when parked!!!!:applause:

 

[Clone]

I was thinking the same thing, had a Yamaha with front and rear drums, broke the front cable and only had the back for a while, you kinda' had to stand on the pedal to stop it.

 

[Spyder]

suzuki gs250 bobber - $500 (middletown) < >

At least this guys price is realistic. And it doesn't look all that butchered...

 

[80GS850GBob]

suzuki gs250 bobber - $500 (middletown) < >

At least this guys price is realistic. And it doesn't look all that butchered...

I figure it was a wheelie machine....given the tail light

 

[80GS850GBob]

Gently used dirt bike. Brand new chain, oil always changed with synthetic Mobil - $600 (MIDDLETOWN)

Still running when parked!!!!:applause:

...will buff right out.

 

[Buffalo Bill]

[h=2]Bobber!!!! 1980 honda cb750 - $2400 (Muskegon)[/h]

I have a honda bobber forsale. This is a awesome bike that gets alot of looks. Wanted to get a few extra stuff on it but never got the chance. When i took the speedo off it had 22,xxx original miles. I myself only put about 500. It could be jetted out better to make it run top notch but runs good. The seat could use another spring underneath also. Bike has grind marks and rust because i like the rat rod look. Can easily be painted. No trades or low ball offers. 2400obo i work third shift so i will reply when i can.

 

[roeme]

I don't understand people which ride with their ass mere centimetres away from a huge, exposed spinning mass.

 

[JamesWhut?]

They don't. Or at least not more than once. Then it gets listed on CL.