Craigslist "funnies"

[Clone]

If it's Chrome or red...it's faster!

It's a fact. A red bike with a black engine is the most fastest!
Chrome is a power stealer, just look at all the cruisers you pass ...............

 

[Buffalo Bill]

Black is the fastest! (way to hide rust)

 

[Rob S.]

It's a fact. A red bike with a black engine is the most fastest!

True!

Black is the fastest! (way to hide rust)

Only for the headers.

 

[Brendan W]

Speechless
https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagebikes-for-sale/harley-davidson-life-size-model/12383629

 

[80GS850GBob]

Speechless
https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagebikes-for-sale/harley-davidson-life-size-model/12383629

If it had a hack I'd.....

 

[Buffalo Bill]

Not bad, just weird.
Only cost him 1000 euros??? Wow! (bad job on the handlebar clamps)
Reminds me, at Harley they only do R&D for their bolt on junk/bling.

 

[raygun]

Why? Just why?

http://lascruces.craigslist.org/mcy/5603925709.html

 

[Guest]

This shocked me beyond the capacity for rational thought.

It's just sad what one can do with a sawzall and a torch.

Toyota MR2 rear half, H/D springer front end, Toyota center console, VW seat(?)

Well, at least it still has the 5MPH rear bumper and spoiler!

And the final insult, Kawasaki green paint.

The OP isn't breeding, I hope.

 

[Buffalo Bill]

Sad demise of a Mr2.
But, it was probably in a crash and had a smashed up front end.
The remaining parts can still be salvaged.
Ha! With that front brake, it'll crash and be sold for salvage real soon anyway.

 

[Guest]

English must be a second language for some Canadians.

"I have a 1978 GS suzuki 1000, with 18,088 on it Ben in put away for about 26years Bike was runing good
win I put it away, I have run it off an on for years but from sitting will have to clean the carbs. the
gas tank has to be fix or new one put on, needs a battery
never road bike after I broken my lag."

Well i'm impressed.

https://saginaw.craigslist.org/mcy/5591701624.html

 

[Steve]

English must be a second language for some Canadians.

For many of the residents in Quebec, ... it is. :-\\\

.

 

[Sandy]

English must be a second language for some Canadians.

"I have a 1978 GS suzuki 1000, with 18,088 on it Ben in put away for about 26years Bike was runing good
win I put it away, I have run it off an on for years but from sitting will have to clean the carbs. the
gas tank has to be fix or new one put on, needs a battery
never road bike after I broken my lag."

Well i'm impressed.

https://saginaw.craigslist.org/mcy/5591701624.html

Yes it is as we do have two offical languages and quite a number of unoffical languages. Question though, WTF does that have to do with a posting from Saginaw Michigan.

 

[Guest]

Uh, sorry, since the listing came up under the Canadian CL listing I just assumed....and we know what happens when we assume. Again, apologies for short-changing our proud Northern neighbors.

I love Molson and hockey! Please don't invade us!

 

[Clone]

Hmm, Yeah, since it is from Saginaw Michigan, that would most likely mean that English is a second language for 'mericans. If the add was from Quebec, I would cut some slack, but not from a Country with 1 official language like the States.

 

[earlfor]

Yes it is as we do have two offical languages and quite a number of unoffical languages. Question though, WTF does that have to do with a posting from Saginaw Michigan.

Obviously a displaced Canadian deported to Saginaw. heh eh

 

[Steve]

..., but not from a Country with 1 official language like the States.

On the contrary, the United States has no official language. :-\\\ (<-- click the link)

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[BoCoMoMann]

Canadians, I had to cut Canada off from eBay sales several years ago due to a lot of, well, "problems".
I'm not sure why so many Canadians are, let's say, "grouchy", but whatever, we here in the States have our own issues with that.
The upper east coast comes to mind.
A couple of years ago I had to travel to Montreal and guess what - everyone was wonderful, the food was great, everything about it was good and fun -
and I learned quickly that Canadians take their hockey seriously.
Very seriously, as in police in riot gear seriously.
My eBay sales are opened up to Canada again, without any issues, and I forgot what it was back then that was causing all the friction.
No matter, I live in a country that I've just learned has no official language.
Fitting of a country without any qualified candidates for the Presidency....

 

[Grimly]

" Ben in put away for about 26years Bike was runing good
win I put it away,

Why, that'll start up and run good as new, won't it?

I wonder if it took him four days to hitchhike from Saginaw?

 

[wymple]

https://kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/5600394536.html

For your amusement

 

[Guest]

https://kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/5600394536.html

For your amusement

Well, at least maintenance is easier and quicker with no bodywork. Everything is out in the open and in full view. I would imagine a coolant leak at the radiator cap between the riders legs would be exciting.