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[Buffalo Bill]

Izzat one of them sport bikes you sit in it rather than on it?

I sent this guy a question through ebay: ?A very peculiar design. To me and many of my friends this looks like a torture device for any rider. Not surprised you have no bidders.
Have you ridden this bike as long as 1 hour on public roads?
Just curious.?
Did not received an answer. Was I insensitive?

 

[Guest]

I sent this guy a question through ebay: ?A very peculiar design. To me and many of my friends this looks like a torture device for any rider. Not surprised you have no bidders.
Have you ridden this bike as long as 1 hour on public roads?
Just curious.?
Did not received an answer. Was I insensitive?

Perhaps you should have told him that you don?t trust eBay for buying bikes.
You would like to see a video of someone ridding it & shifting gears before you will consider bidding.

 

[Guest]

Deuce you forgot a detail, the rubber has been removed so they're useless.

Oops...you're right!

 

[Oldman99]

https://columbiamo.craigslist.org/mcy/5688250943.html

"[FONT=&quot]The only thing wrong with her is a couple cosmetic damages and 2nd, 3rd pistons are low on compression."
Wow...[/FONT]

 

[wymple]

2 & 3 are low on compression, but look at the deep blue on pipe #4

 

[Buffalo Bill]

A bit over the top.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Kawasaki-Ot...6f0a0c16:g:3aYAAOSwRGlXp9dV&item=182251555862

Looking closely at this, I don't see how it could be ridden around the block, or loaded onto a trailer.
Maybe 1 inch ground clearance, plus those tiny roller wheels.
But, I don't know anything about custom show bikes and cars. They bore me.

 

[Guest]

How can it even turn or lean with those casters on there?

 

[Buffalo Bill]

Looks like it ain't got fork springs either, no room to move.
Maybe compressed air tank connected to the fork tubes? That would lift the front.
The back is solid mount.
How come the mirrors? You can't ride it anywhere.

 

[DohcBikes]

https://columbiamo.craigslist.org/mcy/5688250943.html

"The only thing wrong with her is a couple cosmetic damages and 2nd, 3rd pistons are low on compression."
Wow...

Upside down clubmans are the coolest

 

[Buffalo Bill]

Can't complain about the price on that 650 Kawi, just a bit too antique for my taste. Because of the wire spokes it looks like it's actually a 79, not an 80.
If I wanted a 650, I'd make a serious offer.

 

[DohcBikes]

Points cover says it's an 80.

The kerker has some value.

 

[JTGS850GL]

Another one bites the dust and he wants $3000 for it:
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/5754604478.html

 

[Buffalo Bill]

I have yet to see one on the road, but them or V twins never ride my kind of twisty country road.
Something to ride and show off in front of a saloon.

 

[roeme]

Another one bites the dust and he wants $3000 for it:
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/5754604478.html

...that looks suspiciously like a bike of a kid I've seen on this forum. "Kid" because he was quite an ass re. the cut mufflers, and the opinions voiced on here about it.

 

[Burque73]

Here's a purdy one! Not really "funny" but can't figure out how to move a post.



http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcd/5651526113.html


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1980 Suzuki GS75O
fuel: other
odometer: 15517
paint color: white
title status: clean
transmission: other

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1980 Suzuki GS75O 748 cc

Price: $2,999.00

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Basic Information:

• Year: 1980
• Make: Suzuki
• Model: GS75O
• Stock Number: P13181T
• VIN: GS75X510270
• Condition: Used
• Type: Standard
• Mileage: 15517
• Title: Clear
• Color: White

 

[Guest]

I just paid 1/10th of that for an 1100E - I should spray white primer on the tank, fit a vinyl covered torture device masquerading as a seat and make an 800% profit

Another one bites the dust and he wants $3000 for it:
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/5754604478.html

 

[Guest]

This is not funny per se, but funny because of the price. If I were fully healed and had a grand lying around...


From Bend, Oregon.


http://bend.craigslist.org/mcy/5694509082.html


"1987 Suzuki GS-850 four cylinder with sidecar painted as WWII fighting tiger jet. Does not run, needs a piston reboring"

 

[cowboyup3371]

This is not funny per se, but funny because of the price. If I were fully healed and had a grand lying around...


From Bend, Oregon.


http://bend.craigslist.org/mcy/5694509082.html


"1987 Suzuki GS-850 four cylinder with sidecar painted as WWII fighting tiger jet. Does not run, needs a piston reboring"

The complete ad:

87 Suzuki GS-850 with sidecar - $1000 (Bend, Oregon)

1987 Suzuki GS-850 four cylinder with sidecar painted as WWII fighting tiger jet. Does not run, needs a piston reboring. The sidecar is hooked up with running lights and stereo system. The bike itself is a beast and a real looker. I had no mechanical or maneuvering issues prior to it breaking down. I love it but just don't have the time/money to fix it. It is stored under cover, you'll need a trailer, first come first serve, 1,000 obo

 

[Redman]

Another one bites the dust and he wants $3000 for it:
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/5754604478.html

GK.
Definitely a GK

A dee-kayed GK.

.

 

[Buffalo Bill]

Not funny at all, just really sad

Not funny at all, just really sad

Convert this classic to a cafe (gay) racer????
Read this:

1984 Kawasaki Other
KAWASAKI GPZ1100
?Here I have a Kawasaki GPZ1100 for sale. Too many projects and too little time so this has to go. This has not run since 2010 and i was going to convert it into a caf? racer but have too many other projects so it has to go. here are the known defects--tank has no petcock and needs a clean out, throttle bodies are stuck, no exhaust fitted although pictures show one, no windshield, scratches and chips on paintwork, no chain, no rear cowl, grab rail and foot pegs. all those parts where thrown out for conversion into a Caf? Racer. Ask all questions BEFORE bidding. thanx?