Craigslist "funnies"

[cowboyup3371]

What an idiot! :tongue-new:

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/Make-your-dreams-come-true_28934932

$8,000 ? Make your dreams come true


I figured this is the perfect time to let this jem go, as it seems all the other beauties are coming up for sale right now. Perfect for the collector or maybe you used to have one, sold it, and have always regretted it. All it needs is some TLC and a rider, turn key really. I am firm on the price so no tire kickers. And if you think this is some sort of Yamaha XS that you can cut and bob, don't even bother showing up.

Someone should call and ask if he accidentally held the 0 key down too long

 

[JamesWhut?]

Someone should call and ask if he accidentally held the 0 key down too long

They get upset when you do that. Guilty conscious and all...

 

[SVSooke]

What an idiot! :tongue-new:

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/Make-your-dreams-come-true_28934932

$8,000 ? Make your dreams come true


I figured this is the perfect time to let this jem go, as it seems all the other beauties are coming up for sale right now. Perfect for the collector or maybe you used to have one, sold it, and have always regretted it. All it needs is some TLC and a rider, turn key really. I am firm on the price so no tire kickers. And if you think this is some sort of Yamaha XS that you can cut and bob, don't even bother showing up.

LOL!I recognize Rob's (AZR) bike and place.Pretty sure he meant $800 not $8000
Edit: Or he meant it as a joke!

 

[Gorminrider]

Gee, that makes this one look like a deal....worth reading the blog at the bottom !


 $5,000 ? 1979 Honda CM400A

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1979 Honda CM400A Hondamatic. i am selling it because i just got a new bike and dont have time for it. i know the price is high, im looking to sell it to someone that will restore it and take care of it. being the Hondamatic it has no clutch and only 2 gears. it will go 130 on the highway and is interesting to ride. it is originally from ontario and has some rust, the tank is dented and the decals are peeling. it has been droped twice in the exact same way, husband buys it for there wife, she gets to the end of the driveway and forgets to put down her foot. it was running as of last week but when i went to start her she flooded and has not been happy with me. has Bridgestone Spitfire S11 with 800k on them. if you have any other questions feel free to contact me.

 

[bobgroger]

You Canucks are taking advantage of thinking ALL Americans are stupid. Guess you only need one.....
That Honda will bring $400. Canadian....

 

[Guest]

800,000 miles on the tires. Are they made of steel?

 

[bobgroger]

800,000 miles on the tires. Are they made of steel?

I think that's 800 kilometers in Canadian

 

[trevor]

That Honda ad cracked me up when I saw it the other day. Funny

 

[Guest]

I think that's 800 kilometers in Canadian

That sounds more in line.

 

[850 Combat]

Wow. I don't think I have anything that would drag it that fast on the highway. A cliff, maybe.

Gee, that makes this one look like a deal....worth reading the blog at the bottom !


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it has no clutch and only 2 gears. it will go 130 on the highway .

 

[wymple]

130 kph maybe. That's 80 mph

 

[mcycle-nut]

LOL!I recognize Rob's (AZR) bike and place.Pretty sure he meant $800 not $8000
Edit: Or he meant it as a joke!

That's what I thought. But just to be an ass, I E-mailed the seller and asked him if he held the zero button down too long as suggested.

 

[mcycle-nut]

You Canucks are taking advantage of thinking ALL Americans are stupid. Guess you only need one.....
That Honda will bring $400. Canadian....

It would easily bring $1500 Canadian on Vancouver Island. 5 grand? Crack smoking is involved in this case.

 

[mcycle-nut]

Yeah, it's Rob. This is the answer I got when I replied to the ad. "Rob" was also in the E-Mail address. :lol:

Hi there,
Thanks for the interest in my bike. To your question, no I did not "hold the zero button down", I can't for the life of me understand why so many people keep thinking there is an error with the price. This is an iconic, vintage, never to be made again bike. Hell, it might even run one day!....maybe...

 

[JamesWhut?]

Hope (or greed) springs eternal...

 

[Guest]

Bikes have sure become expensive in Portland, Oregon. Who knew that a passel of bikes/mopeds would be worth 5 Million Dollars.

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/6002536390.html

The best passage in the description...

"I will consider trades for other vehicles, land, and licensed contractors ONLY. Sorry, but I do not want your weed or electronics, thank you."

 

[sam000lee]

I know lots of you won't agree but I'm not opposed to this kind of thing, if it were $300...guys asking $4k!

https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/6016928010.html

"Another cool project I'm not going to get around to finishing . Hardtail was installed by a shop in N.H. Was assured it is straight and it looks straight . Lots more work needs to be done . Motor had spark in the stock frame . Good compression and shifts good . Comes with the bike the motor came out of . NO F&%$@NG TITLES ! Maybe I'm not asking enough compared to the prices of those ****box " brat bikes " so how about $4000 or B.O. or trade for a Honda XL 175"

 

[Guest]

Ruint:

https://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mcy/6020554550.html

 

[Buffalo Bill]

Ruint:

https://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mcy/6020554550.html

I dunno, needs some work for sure, that seat is a pain in the as. Wonder how good is that single shock mod?

 

[Burque73]

Here's a pain in the rear for sure!

https://elpaso.craigslist.org/mcy/5974267710.html

1972 Honda CL350 Rat Brat Cafe Racer - $2100 (Kern)