Craigslist "funnies"

[lurch12_2000]

Ingenious

Ingenious

Just when you've seen it all....check out the tank handles. Maybe if during a tank slapper at high speed you can let go of the h-bar and grab hold of the tank.
http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/2101091935.html

 

[Steve]

Hey, at least he's not tripling the price because of the handles.

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[cowboyup3371]

I just love this word - cusomized...sounds like something we do when stuff won't come off right.

 

[850GT_Rider]

Just when you've seen it all....check out the tank handles. Maybe if during a tank slapper at high speed you can let go of the h-bar and grab hold of the tank.
http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/2101091935.html

Another one of these CL ads that has all the characteristics we have come to know and love....A concept-gone-bad-so-I'll-just-sell-it; this or that is wrong but it's "an easy fix" and the parts are cheap; spelling; grammar; improper word choice (jeez - can NONE of these folks learn the difference between brake and break); etc etc

 

[ddaniels]

I'm kinda into those tank handles. Would make removing and installing the tank easier.

 

[Steve]

I'm kinda into those tank handles. Would make removing and installing the tank easier.

I agree that they don't look nearly as bad I I might have imagined, but for the
once or twice a year I might have to remove the tank, I think I'll pass on the handles.

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[cowboyup3371]

Let me guess, noone would buy them when first advertised on CL so we'll pawn them off and let the pawn shop do it again?

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2105855177.html

The only nice looking one is the red one.

 

[850GT_Rider]

Another fine example of "let's-see-how-many-concepts-we-can-combine"...

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/2104986842.html

Springer, chopper, hardtail, vintage engine, even mini ape hangers....anything he missed? And such a bargain at only $3K

 

[Guest]

Another fine example of "let's-see-how-many-concepts-we-can-combine"...

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/2104986842.html

Springer, chopper, hardtail, vintage engine, even mini ape hangers....anything he missed? And such a bargain at only $3K

No one understands the difference between the value of backyard crackpot work (me) and professional artists. It's a cool bike, but it is not worth 3,000. I mean, you still have to find a frame and bodywork to go with that engine

 

[lurch12_2000]

Here's an ad that's a lesson in if you want to eliminate 98.5% of your potential buyers, then paint it like this and then ask for almost $4000. Maybe a pretty color in person, but not the fork tubes, front caliper, air cleaner cover, headlight bucket, radiator, etc....too!! $1500 to use up the paint?

http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/2110040825.html

 

[ratznfragn]

Aagghh!!!my eyes!!!

 

[Dave8338]

Here is a chooch, mooch if I've ever seen one!
Hey if you have an old bike and don't want any money for it...

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ram/wan/2101111408.html

Some people! :-\\\

 

[lurch12_2000]

Here is a chooch, mooch if I've ever seen one!
Hey if you have an old bike and don't want any money for it...

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ram/wan/2101111408.html

Some people! :-\\\

Hey, he's doing us all a favor and saving the environment too!:-\\\

Kind of takes the burden off him to get out there and look hard to get his profit when he flips it. But he's probably going to get more dumb responses than good and then get upset at folks for trying to make him the dump pickup guy.

 

[850GT_Rider]

Hey, he's doing us all a favor and saving the environment too!:-\\\

Kind of takes the burden off him to get out there and look hard to get his profit when he flips it. But he's probably going to get more dumb responses than good and then get upset at folks for trying to make him the dump pickup guy.

OR, he'll score that one call from someone who says "Come take Dad's bike off our hands - it's just sitting...." and he gets a real gem for free or nearly free......

 

[1_v8_merc]

Look at the detail on this bad boy!

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selling a 200cc dirt bike. its in very good shape.. im selling it because i have no job and i need money asap..600 obo
pit bike..dirt bike mini bike minibike....txt or call







http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/2087671740.html

 

[Larry D]

Not CL, its from ebay.....but.....WTF ??

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Suzu...1931443QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories

 

[Steve]

Come on, Larry, that is why all the guys are so hot to get that airbox off there and get some pods in place.

Funny thing, though, that airbox looks a LOT like the R/R for my son's Venture. :-k

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[Larry D]

Come on, Larry, that is why all the guys are so hot to get that airbox off there and get some pods in place.

Funny thing, though, that airbox looks a LOT like the R/R for my son's Venture. :-k

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It's just difficult for me to imagine someone trying to sell something and they have absolutely no idea what it is they are selling. Crazy I tell Ya, just crazy !!!!

It looks like the R/R that I put on the GK. I got it from bwringer....I think he said it was from a Honda 700 something or another.

I can report that my "airbox" does a fine job of regulating and rectifing the electrics on the GK.......

 

[850GT_Rider]

Come on, Larry, that is why all the guys are so hot to get that airbox off there and get some pods in place.

Funny thing, though, that airbox looks a LOT like the R/R for my son's Venture. :-k

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Well, it IS a little box, and air flowing over it IS required to keep it working....:-\\\

 

[GS1000G Shopper]

I'm looking for a small trailer to haul a bike, and while this isn't what I'm looking for, it was entertaining... if you have a reasonable command of English:
http://lakecity.craigslist.org/for/2112458124.html

"Good auto trailer for sale with new axels, wench (not shown in picture), full size toolbox, and lots of lights. Asking $1200.00 OBO. Call for more details or to see it"

I was wondering if one of the "Axels" was Axel Foley (Beverly Hills Cop), and surprised there was no picture of the wench, since this would undoubtedly be a big selling point for the male buyers.