Craigslist "funnies"

[Jagir]

On no he didn't! A lime green motor? OMG! The humanity!

http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/2143839133.html

This hurt my eyes

 

[earlfor]

I might give him $200 for it. LOL

Earl

 

[haztoys]

This weekend I'm going to look a "Kawasaki GSL 1000... For $500 runs bags and fairing ...

So whats a Kawasaki GSL1000...?. Never hurd of that ..And no I did not ask ..LOL... Just going to go look ...

Wish me luck

David

Hazardous Toys inc

 

[steve murdoch]

Hmmm...probably a Suzuki GS1000L?
You know how Japanese bikes look the same, especially to their owners.
Good luck, anyways.

 

[Roger P.]

Someday our GS's will be worth as much as the Zed's...

Someday our GS's will be worth as much as the Zed's...

Not Craigslist, but in the same vein. This ad keeps coming back every few months. I wonder why?

Can't tell if it's a wind up, or if someone really is that blind.

http://www.usedottawa.com/classifie...en-Saddle-BgsHelmtsRainGerCruisePegs_12989326

 

[Road_Clam]

Cracklist needs a dam "spell check" and "grammar check" or sellers need better than a 4th grade education :

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/2158037904.html

I wish I would not have to constantly read through so much sales pitch BS (let alone sales pitch BS with horrible spelling and grammar). I just want to read the pertinent info such as year, make , basic condition, milage and price ??

 

[KGB]

You looking to upgrade the HD?

Cracklist needs a dam "spell check" and "grammar check" or sellers need better than a 4th grade education :

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/2158037904.html

I wish I would not have to constantly read through so much sales pitch BS (let alone sales pitch BS with horrible spelling and grammar). I just want to read the pertinent info such as year, make , basic condition, milage and price ??

 

[cowboyup3371]

Cracklist needs a dam "spell check" and "grammar check" or sellers need better than a 4th grade education :

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/2158037904.html

I wish I would not have to constantly read through so much sales pitch BS (let alone sales pitch BS with horrible spelling and grammar). I just want to read the pertinent info such as year, make , basic condition, milage and price ??

All I have to say is my fourth grader can write better than that.

 

[Road_Clam]

You looking to upgrade the HD?

No, i'm thinking of buying you a 70th birthday present.

 

[gearhead13]

a 125cc tiny, Id rather just bolt a chainsaw onto a pedal bike

 

[cowboyup3371]

Can you make out what he's trying to say in the first few lines? So many acronyms, so little brain.

http://cosprings.craigslist.org/mcy/2158302591.html

 

[cowboyup3371]

I'm hoping this is the engine to the one above - from the same guy:

http://cosprings.craigslist.org/mcy/2158247010.html

 

[cowboyup3371]

Man, this guy must be selling gold or something as he wants $550 for a Valkyrie frame

http://cosprings.craigslist.org/mcy/2158334904.html

 

[Big T]

Can you make out what he's trying to say in the first few lines? So many acronyms, so little brain.

http://cosprings.craigslist.org/mcy/2158302591.html

MSO=manufacturers statement of origin - necessary to title the frame and engine, the other stuff is aftermarket lingo for choppers

 

[cloudbreakmd]

Yikes...

Yikes...

Kawasaki 440 LTD - $600 (Forestville , MD)

Date: 2011-01-14, 9:37AM EST
Reply to: sale-ebyfe-2159902901@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

To start things off the bike does not run. Its has 5132.7 miles on it. I bought this off a friend a couple years ago and never got to this project. Looking to get rid of it now. Needs new battery and some carbretor work. The bike could use a good cleaning as well. I dont know to much more about the bike. Good project bike. Asking 500
POST WILL BE REMOVED WHEN SOLD.


Model: Kawasaki 440 LTD
Year: 1982
Category: Custom / cruiser
Engine and transmission
Displacement: 443.00 ccm (27.03 cubic inches)
Engine type: Twin, four-stroke
Power: 27.00 HP (19.7 kW)) @ 7000 RPM
Top speed: 154.0 km/h (95.7 mph)
Compression: 9.2:1
Bore x stroke: 67.5 x 62.0 mm (2.7 x 2.4 inches)
Valves per cylinder: 2
Fuel control: OHC
Cooling system: Air
Gearbox: 6-speed
Transmission type,
final drive: Chain
Chassis, suspension, brakes and wheels
Front tyre dimensions: 3.25-19
Rear tyre dimensions: 130/90-16
Front brakes: Single disc
Rear brakes: Expanding brake
Physical measures and capacities
Weight incl. oil, gas, etc: 184.0 kg (405.7 pounds)
Fuel capacity: 12.00 litres (3.17 gallons)

• Location: Forestville , MD
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2159902901

 

[rapidray]

Here's another over priced one! Ray.
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/2160383669.html

 

[Ranger]

This is a bit overpriced as well
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/mcy/2153078808.html

 

[850GT_Rider]

This is a bit overpriced as well
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/mcy/2153078808.html

Don't ya just love the guys who put all those search terms in their ads? Sheesh

 

[earlfor]

Don't ya just love the guys who put all those search terms in their ads? Sheesh

Yeah, it says, "I've wasted a lot of time and money and I need to get it all back plus some, so somebody, anybody, buy this thing, because if you don't, I have no idea what to do with it."

Earl

 

[cowboyup3371]

This is a bit overpriced as well
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/mcy/2153078808.html

I think that little tank will get you to the corner and back if you are lucky. He actually made it sound kinda nice until the pictures showed up.