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[850GT_Rider]

A double header..

A double header..

A crappy bike plus a lesson in how to hijack every possible search filter.....wonder how long it took him to type that? (note that he put "GS Series" in there too)

For sale: 2009 Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Custom Special Edition
Need to sell fast!!!!!!
This bike stops people in their tracks every time I ride it. No Vulcan has the look of this one. U must see this bike before u buy any other bike. One of a kind custom Vulcan 900 Special Edition.
Fuel injection system.
No carburetor.
The bike has custom handlebar (you can change the height of the handlebar if you want).
Lowered, LED, Extra ......
See this bike at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btrUQGr_FCk
Only 747 miles!!!!
$6,000 or best offer. Open to price negotiations.


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• Location: Mequon WI.
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[LarryA_Texas]

1982 Suzuki 850 rebuilt carbs, good engine, and modified to be hardtail. Bad-ass bike for the guy who can complete her. Needs title work - I have a bill of sale. She will need a headlight, and all electrical wiring done for lights, starter, and battery. I also have a boatload of misc part that you can have with bike. I want $500 firm.

• Location: Grand Prairie
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[cowboyup3371]

I sure hope those are the original parts he has because I want to keep my butt.

 

[1_v8_merc]

Yikes........


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This bike is a frame off restoration project. Way too much detail to list. Bike is in mint condition, starts right up and runs great. This is a true classic superbike with a little twist. Must see to really apprectiate, especially the paint job. Please call Mark @ 609-743-4510 for more details and to see this bike in person.

 

[davidduarte]

What did that poor bike do to deserve that?

Yikes........


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This bike is a frame off restoration project. Way too much detail to list. Bike is in mint condition, starts right up and runs great. This is a true classic superbike with a little twist. Must see to really apprectiate, especially the paint job. Please call Mark @ 609-743-4510 for more details and to see this bike in person.

 

[davidduarte]

http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/2262935204.html


2003 kawasaki ex250 ninja - $800 (ellington)

Date: 2011-03-13, 11:40AM EDT
Reply to: sale-ahe3r-2262935204@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

here is a bike that runs. needs carb clean from sitting in garage. needs work. has paperwork to get it legally registered in ct. only. needs vin verified at dmv. 8k for miles. email or call rich at 860 803 0158. no key. clean tank inside.

Location: ellington

 

[lurch12_2000]

Nice bike....must be why he keeps it right next to the fridge!

http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/2265380620.html

 

[davidduarte]

This might actually be worth $2000 because the carbs are clean, new stator and r/r, and a new battery. I wonder what shape the tires are in.

http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/2267069901.html

1980 Suzuki GS850G (1 owner) 25k original miles! - $2000 (Manchester)

Date: 2011-03-15, 2:58PM EDT
Reply to: sale-p2yvk-2267069901@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Hi there folks up for grabs here is a clean original 1980 Suzuki GS850G. I bought this bike from a woman whos husband had passed away and the bike sat for a few years. I bought the bike only to clean it up fix what it needed and to sell it (however did consider keeping it as it is much more comfortable than my GSXR), I have not even registered the GS yet and have the original Connecticut title from April 1980! I am a certified Motorcycle Technician and have repaired or replaced the parts it needed to get it running well (which was not much as these bikes are very reliable as some may already know).
Here is a list of things I have done to the bike;

-Cleaned Carburetors THOROUGHLY bought 4 new rebuild kits by K+L and installed all new needles, jets, O-rings ect.
-New stator
-New voltage regulator rectifier
-New battery

Only thing it needs,
-New tires and small split in seat not bad for 31years old.

Here's a great opportunity to own a very clean, very reliable ! owner motorcycle. THIS BIKE WILL SELL QUICK SPRING IS NEAR! NOT TO MENTION GAS ISNT GETTING ANY CHEAPER!!!
NO EMAILS PLEASE Thanks my name is Billie Heres my number 860 978 4441

 

[Don-lo]

Looks legitimate?

http://lansing.craigslist.org/mcd/2275197154.html

Don't think so

 

[SVSooke]

Looks legitimate?

http://lansing.craigslist.org/mcd/2275197154.html

Don't think so

Neither did someone else,flagged.

 

[davidduarte]

oh snap this a hella good deal

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tal/1984502593.html

 

[Truth]

I wish people would stop cutting up their bikes....

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/2278818338.html

 

[chuck hahn]

Go to bikes for sale and read BO BOs first post..LOL It a CLEAN AZZ BIKE!!!

 

[850GT_Rider]

I wish people would stop cutting up their bikes....

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/2278818338.html

Just chock full of bad ideas, poorly executed.

Question #1 - why even start that work if you don't have a clear title to begin with?

 

[Truth]

Just chock full of bad ideas, poorly executed.

Question #1 - why even start that work if you don't have a clear title to begin with?

I think with that seat height you could drag a knee going straight!

 

[Dave8338]

I think with that seat height you could drag a knee going straight!

I know I could. Only thing that bike was missing was a prayer.

 

[850GT_Rider]

Black Mask Included!

Black Mask Included!

But at least it's expensive.


1979 SUZUKI GS 550. RUNS AWESOME, SIX SPEED TRANSMISSION. SUPERTRAP EXHAUST. ENGINE HAS 16,000 TOTAL MILES, AND HAS UPGRADES. THIS BIKE HAS BEEN REBUILT. NEW SEAT, NEW HANDLEBARS, NEW SHOCKS, CUSTOM PAINT, NEW GRIPS, NEW MIRRORS. THIS BIKE IS SLICK AND VERY FAST!!!
Call For Further Information,
(901)412-4456

• Location: Lakeland, TN
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[Hornswaggle]

You can tell it's fast by the black flames on the tank...

 

[Dave8338]

You can tell it's fast by the black flames on the tank...

Those were flamezzzz. Youy know, masking tape and and a rattle can. :-\\\

 

[Dave8338]

This guy is dreaming!

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/wsh/bar/2280654860.html