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[850GT_Rider]

WOF - Warrant Of Fitness (required every 6 months once a vehicle is 2 or more years old)

Rego - Registration fee (6 or 12 monthly) and includes the ACC levy (Accident Compensation Corporation) which is sorta like a compulsory cover for accident/disability related medical type insurance. (approx $400 PA per vehicle even for multiple vehicles)

Thanks! I now know I don't need a WOF for my bike. I do however need one for it's owner/rider/mechanic

 

[ikantbreave]

Til the third line, I thought he was wanting to trade...


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WANTED.Motorcycle for a women (Prescott area)

Date: 2011-04-14, 1:04PM MDT
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WANTED.Motorcycle for a women... well kept, not over priced or don't waist my time. No smaller then a 650 , no bigger then a 700 street bike. I'm short , so it needs to be a small good looking motorcyle. e mail me here , I'll get right back to ya. please send me a picture to . ariz1959@yahoo.com

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[cowboyup3371]

I wonder if she hit the truck on the way off the trailer.

http://cosprings.craigslist.org/mcy/2333441536.html

 

[Truth]

My high school english teacher would have a heart attack.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/mcy/2335475935.html

 

[7981GS]

My high school english teacher would have a heart attack.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/mcy/2335475935.html

Perhaps SOME of that could be in English?

Daniel

 

[cowboyup3371]

try to keep questions to a minimum if u dont know i dont want to bother responding

Wow, sure is a nice fellow.

 

[Don-lo]

Lol, responding is hard work for this guy.

He can get through it if those pesky periods don't keep breaking his chain of thought.

 

[Don-lo]

Here's a sheep in wolf's clothing

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/2338456636.html

 

[Tim Tom]

its a 10 speed? AS it has ten gears or it only goes 10 mph??

 

[cowboyup3371]

And they are high and low ones too.

 

[rustybronco]

A 5 speed - dual range gear box... yes, they did come with them.

 

[marvinsc]

A 5 speed - dual range gear box... yes, they did come with them.

Yes they did but he doesn't explain that very well.

 

[cowboyup3371]

How does that work anyway?

 

[marvinsc]

How does that work anyway?

This is from a magazine review at the time:

You can get economy, both in fuel mileage and engine life, by using the Select Range's high gear for cruising. In fifth/low the CB900's engine spins 4378 rpm at 60 mph; in fifth/high it turns only 3745 rpm, and feels like it's idling. There's a dramatic difference in fuel economy, too, which hints that the power engines need merely to overcome their own friction is significant. We rode the CB900 on a long loop around this area's freeways, first in fifth/low and then in fifth/high. Low-range riding returned 41.8 mpg; in high the mileage rose to 48.6 mpg. Using low-range for a period of maximum-effort performance and handling testing brought the CB900's mileage down to 28.5 mpg, and the overall average for the entire test was 37.2 mpg. That fuel consumption rate would give the Honda 164 miles before its 4.4-gallon tank empties, but running at a steady 60 mph would stretch the range to 184 miles if you keep it in granny, or 214 miles if you use the overdrive

 

[SVSooke]

How does that work anyway?

Here is what I remember from when they were new.The Honda 900 chain drive engines had drives on the left.All there shafts where on the right.To make the engine work they put an extra box on the back to transfer the power to the right.Being Honda they made it a extra gearbox.History lesson over.

 

[850GT_Rider]

My high school english teacher would have a heart attack.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/mcy/2335475935.html

To use his own grammar & (lack of) punctuation, I'd ask: "600 for the s10 if the wheels are worth half that how much extra for the bondo on the fenders or is that just on one fender what does the othe one look like is there any rust or bondo on any other part of the truck becuz i dont want to buy a truck that is all rusted out"

 

[SVSooke]

Allot of work here but really http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/ONE-OF-A-KIND-KZ1000_14649709

 

[lurch12_2000]

Good stuff ?...and rare too !

http://nh.craigslist.org/mcd/2339000447.html

 

[kerrfunk]

(not mine, of course)
Kawasaki Vintage Motorcycle
http://reading.craigslist.org/mcy/2346741348.html
this bike has been sitting in my shed for over 20 year's. 5 year's ago i started it with starting fluid, i had it run for like 10 seconds, that was the only interest i have ever had with this bike. the vin number sticker on the frame says it was made 12/1979, has flat tires, no chain, and missing some pieces. i believe it is a 250, it has one carb and one exhaust pipe. if you are interested please call (570)-952-4379 WILL NOT PART OUT

 

[Guest]

Good stuff ?...and rare too !

http://nh.craigslist.org/mcd/2339000447.html

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At $450, guess where the scam is...