Craigslist "funnies"

[davidduarte]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/RARE...3442801?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item1c1bad8c71

 

[Roadrash]

What a deal, only 3 grand.

1980 Suzuki GS1000 Ridgid Chopper Bike - $3000 (Shorewood, IL)

Date: 2011-05-18, 6:54AM CDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]


1980 Suzuki GS1000 Ridgid Chopper Bike for sale 98% done!! New tires, New Brakes, New sealed agm gel battery, wheel bearings, neck bearings etc... carbs need to be gone thru. Clear title. Serious Inquires only 815-592-0144
Asking $3000.00 o.b.o.

• Location: Shorewood, IL
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[Big T]

:lol:http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...ilot-Power-Rear-180-55-R17-W0QQAdIdZ283417365

Maybe I should pay real money to have it mounted and run laps on a small round track.:lol::lol:

DP

We have to pay to dispose of old tires up here

 

[Guest]

:lol:http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...ilot-Power-Rear-180-55-R17-W0QQAdIdZ283417365

Maybe I should pay real money to have it mounted and run laps on a small round track.:lol::lol:

DP

You could still use that tire on a track day at a smaller track(i.e.Streets of Willow)for $25, IMO.

 

[Big T]

What a deal, only 3 grand.

1980 Suzuki GS1000 Ridgid Chopper Bike - $3000 (Shorewood, IL)

Date: 2011-05-18, 6:54AM CDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]


1980 Suzuki GS1000 Ridgid Chopper Bike for sale 98% done!! New tires, New Brakes, New sealed agm gel battery, wheel bearings, neck bearings etc... carbs need to be gone thru. Clear title. Serious Inquires only 815-592-0144
Asking $3000.00 o.b.o.

• Location: Shorewood, IL
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Another chopper project that he won't ride!

Why do they do all this work, then sell it before it's done?

Effing ugly, BTW

 

[davidduarte]

Another chopper project that he won't ride!

Why do they do all this work, then sell it before it's done?

Effing ugly, BTW

what an ugly piece of shyte.

 

[Vmass]

Here's some wishful thinking

Here's some wishful thinking

http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/2389127250.html

 

[tkent02]

Another chopper project that he won't ride!

Why do they do all this work, then sell it before it's done?

Effing ugly, BTW

Probably they ride it once and figure out maybe there is a reason they invented suspensions 100 years ago after all.

 

[SVSooke]

Hmmmmmm...think I heard this before
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/1982-Honda-Rebel-250cc_14853812

 

[davidduarte]

Probably they ride it once and figure out maybe there is a reason they invented suspensions 100 years ago after all.

+1 million

 

[fishfarm]

How do you make a mistake like this? Was it because they both are 5 Speed?
SUZUKI GS 550L 1980 5 SPEED - $5500 (St. Petersburg)

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mcy/2379194514.html

 

[chuck hahn]

fishfarm..kinda makes me wanna see the add for the car now!! Needs the usual..was a barn find. Clean the tank and carbs will probably need done.

 

[tkent02]

I like this one. Really.

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2391642189.html

 

[FreshStart]

I like this one. Really.

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2391642189.html

That thing is actually pretty cool

 

[850GT_Rider]

There's projects, then there's PROJECTS

There's projects, then there's PROJECTS

Ummmm, yeah......

Cushman Scooter $500 please call 901-409-0583

• Location: Southaven MS
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[7981GS]

Ummmm, yeah......

Do they give away prescription drugs in the neighborhood?


Daniel

 

[7981GS]

This clown has tried to sell this 425 with a stating price of $1,600.00
a couple of times so far.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/e...PageName=ADME:B:WNA:MOTORS:1123#ht_500wt_1182


I sent him this message to wake him up to reality:


"Dear bigrus60,

You surely must have finally come to the reality that your STARTING PRICE is WAY out of line, haven't you?
Try STARTING at closer to $700.00 and see if it goes up from there.
Just a "Heads Up" from an owner of 9 GS Suzuki motorcycles. (Wink)"


His reply a short while later:


"that wouldn't buy the carbs on it. thanks

- bigrus60"

Daniel

 

[davidduarte]

This clown has tried to sell this 425 with a stating price of $1,600.00
a couple of times so far.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/e...PageName=ADME:B:WNA:MOTORS:1123#ht_500wt_1182


I sent him this message to wake him up to reality:


"Dear bigrus60,

You surely must have finally come to the reality that your STARTING PRICE is WAY out of line, haven't you?
Try STARTING at closer to $700.00 and see if it goes up from there.
Just a "Heads Up" from an owner of 9 GS Suzuki motorcycles. (Wink)"


His reply a short while later:


"that wouldn't buy the carbs on it. thanks

- bigrus60"

Daniel

I posted this one a couple weeks ago. The NADA value for excellent is $1700; I seriously doubt this bike fits that category, certainly not without the original seat. He should knock $1000 off his asking price just for that hideous seat.

 

[loud et]

Ummmm, yeah......

Damn, at that price I wish he had two of them. um, yeah, NO!

 

[Big T]

You can't but help notice that the gauges are crooked in that last pic

Wonder how many times it's been dropped?

$700 carbs?

I'm going to email him and see if he wants some" high performance VM 26" models