Craigslist "funnies"

[davidduarte]

Saw this on another forum http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/2602910568.html

here's the text, because it will probably get flagged soon:

2002 Suzuki GSXR 1000 - $2000 (Newark)

Date: 2011-09-17, 1:57AM EDT
Reply to: sale-52qfv-2602910568@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This bike was so ****ing awesome that I blew the engine. Due to my hardcore life (doing 500+ mph without a helmet, no clothes, just a belt and a beeper, etc), this is now a project bike. A while ago I sold my own ass to buy this bike and I paid $3500 when it was working... now I beat it to **** and I'm asking for $2000 obo. Comes with extra plastics although some are messed up cause somehow I managed to **** those up too while they just sat in my house. **** it, everyone needs some extra plastics. Rock them on your arms or some **** like a Transformer. Tank has a hole on it that was repaired with some trusty JB Weld which is fine until you explode on the highway doing 100+. Clutch was just changed 2 months ago cause I needed that **** and I still have all receipts for all the work that was done at Motorcycle Mall. This Beast needs work but I can't afford this **** right now cause my main priorities nowadays are pimping, growing more chest hair, and planking. Hit me up anytime. I'm usually up from 12pm-1pm. Thanks. Eddie -973-573-3142

 

[davidduarte]

can't fathom the whole hardtail/bobber fixation some guys have. Since it's already cut up, it would be cool to re-do it with a single shock under the seat, like a Vincent:

http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/2613476815.html

 

[Big T]

can't fathom the whole hardtail/bobber fixation some guys have. Since it's already cut up, it would be cool to re-do it with a single shock under the seat, like a Vincent:

http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/2613476815.html

Vincents have twin shocks

 

[davidduarte]

Vincents have twin shocks

so they do then with 2 shocks under the seat. I've only recently "discovered" Vincent motorcycles. What beautiful bikes!

 

[JCSkokos]

Not a funny, but an 'I WANT!!!"
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/2609396218.html


Honda Goldwing 1979 - $4800 (Glendale, CA)

Date: 2011-09-23, 6:37PM PDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

I'm selling my honda goldwing 1979
10,000 k
Hard sattlebag
Windhsield CC bar
Perfect condition
Ask for Henry : 1(818) 515- 7535
http://images.craigslist.org/3kc3m33p15W35X05R1b9k6e13f20ed33b11f5.jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/3n13k33p45V45Q45P0b9k274206928030142b.jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/3n73ma3l05O65U45S5b9kf3362c52cd3d1038.jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/3kb3pf3o95T25U15X4b9k31d6a78503ac1408.jpg
Location: Glendale, CA
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tls/2615299871.html

Soul for sale - $1000 (LA)

Date: 2011-09-24, 11:12AM PDT
Reply to: sale-ec8ek-2615299871@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

will sign contract to sell one human soul

Location: LA
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[850GT_Rider]

ummmm.....Yeah

ummmm.....Yeah

Interesting 'trike' conversion...

MUST SEE Motorcycle/Snowmobile (Sturgeon Bay WI)

Date: 2011-09-24, 10:18AM CDT
Reply to: sale-gdnkf-2610943152@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



This is a 2002 Arctic Cat F7 Fire Cat Snowmobile with a patented Motorcycle conversion on it. It is a revere trike. First one in Wisconsin. It is registered as a Motorcycle and a Snowmobile. Run it as a snowmobile in the winter and a trike in the summer. Comes with everything for it to be a snowmobile and everything to be a Motorcycle. Runs great and handles great too. Has 184 hrs. on it most of it as a snowmobile. This conversion is an engineered set up it is not just someone's weekend creation. It is a real head turner. $7295.00

• Location: Sturgeon Bay
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[davidduarte]

Interesting 'trike' conversion...

that's really pretty cool. I could forgive the "revere" misspelling, but why can't the CL masses find a different phrase than "head turner"?

 

[Leigh]

Regarding that V-Max Of Doom.

That bike "might" be fast... :-\\\

GREAT starter bike, for a fighter jet pilot !

That might explain the "Custom pain" line as well.

300 rear tyre is not going to help a V-Max at all..
Some poor sod will find that out at the end of a straight.

 

[davidduarte]

this is pretty cool. I wonder how it handles.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/?cmd...0&_trksid=m570.l2736&_nkw=270824441828&_fvi=1

 

[Leigh]

this is pretty cool. I wonder how it handles.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/?cmd...0&_trksid=m570.l2736&_nkw=270824441828&_fvi=1

Like a wet dog on shiny tiles..
That's where I'm putting my $10.

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

http://qc.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAdLargeImage?AdId=317025385

This bike has been stored for 2 years and ran the day I put it away, a few hundred bucks for a tank and a harley seat and could look like the one in the last pic. I bought it because i did not want to pay a lot to plate my bike, this one is 80$ a year.

That made me laugh out loud. Thanks. I needed a good laugh. This is a good looking cafe racer though.

Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[davidduarte]

not craigslist, but still funny

not craigslist, but still funny

stopped at the local Stop & Shop on the way to work this morning, and spotted this gem:

 

[Danesa]

stopped at the local Stop & Shop on the way to work this morning, and spotted this gem:

Beyond words...grasping for breath...Perhaps it's the new computerized HD that they are talking about.

 

[fishfarm]

Note the aluminum foil heat shield...

 

[Wyldesoul]

Oooh! Rat bike! Rat bikes are fun!

 

[7981GS]

Those all look like Factory Options to me for a H-D.
Instead of the Factory rear cylinder kill function.

Daniel

 

[davidduarte]

I saw the guy get on it and ride off, looked like he had an HID headlight. I wonder if that might be the cause of some of the extra heat?

 

[midnightcafe]

wow that's stupid. Those computer vent fans won't do ANYTHING beyond blocking air ventilation.

 

[7981GS]

The fan on the oil cooler is actually a good idea as long as it is thermostatically controlled.

Daniel

 

[Dave8338]

Is / was that an 883 Sporty?

How could you possibly need that much "extra" cooling on an air cooled bike? ? ?