Craigslist "funnies"

[toejams1]

From Maine CL and I have to throw in pic of bike in his garage-
If he was closer, I'd be tempted to help- just to see rest of garage!


"Hello, i have for sale a 1985 suzuki gs 550 for sale. it is in good shape and runs good when the battery is charged. i dont know what is wrong with it but it will not charge, once the battery dies so does the bike. i believe it is an electrical problem but i have been unable to fix it. email with any questions"

I looked that ad up. That actually seems like a good price, assuming he has the seat and title, as he is only asking $400.

http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/2953183186.html

 

[tom203]

I looked that ad up. That actually seems like a good price, assuming he has the seat and title, as he is only asking $400.

http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/2953183186.html

His wife will probably let you have it for $200- that way she gets her vacuum back! Mainers don't need titles after 15 years; makes for fun if you buy in Maine and attempt to register in another state that requires title.

 

[Guest]

His wife will probably let you have it for $200- that way she gets her vacuum back! Mainers don't need titles after 15 years; makes for fun if you buy in Maine and attempt to register in another state that requires title.

As long as they sign over the registration in accordance with Maine laws, your state has to honor it.

 

[kdo58]

83 gs850

83 gs850

83 GS 850 - $600 (Keyport)

Date: 2012-04-13, 2:51PM PDT
Reply to: mgd3z-2929722778@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


It's pretty disassembled at this point. It was gutless, so I tore it apart thinking it was the piston rings. Those seem in spec, so now I'm thinking I should have checked the timing and a few other things first. Live and learn Everything on it is pretty new; just have to dial in what the problem is and you'll have a pretty sweet bike! I'm kind of just ready to move on, so I'm trying to sell it. I'll probably get around to fixing it eventually if it doesn't sell.

Call or text Jake: 360.536.3820 for pics/info

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[Crage]

Check out this beast!
http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/2954829644.html

 

[7981GS]

Check out this beast!
http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/2954829644.html

I know for a fact that his wife's dream is for him and his junk to be gone.

Eric

 

[trevor]

More like nightmare!! Oh and you "won't be riding this one home" why would I expect to ride it home at that great price?

 

[cowboyup3371]

Wow, that bicycle seat must be the ultimate in comfort.

 

[trevor]

Here's a good deal!
http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-sport-bikes-1983-Suzuki-GS-W0QQAdIdZ371538103

 

[earlfor]

A bit pricey but you can't put a price on quality.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Motorcycle-...1215&pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&vxp=mtr

DP

For that price, they should include a complimentary motorcycle to stick it on.

 

[old_skool]

It's not really for sale at that price, for those of you not familiar with some ebay tactics, if your a power seller or have multiple items, on ebay store, and a) you are either going to be away for a while, b) or run out of an item, you just crank up the price instead of ending an auction and having to re-list, then you just re-adjust the price afterwards. You will find hundreds of cases like this if you look, usually any where a seller has multiple sometimes in the thousands of items for sale.

 

[81gs1100]

If a bike stripped of parts is custom....

If a bike stripped of parts is custom....

I have a yard full of customs.

http://siouxfalls.craigslist.org/mcy/2951583560.html

 

[old_skool]

I have a yard full of customs.

http://siouxfalls.craigslist.org/mcy/2951583560.html

What an overpriced ugly beast, only thing sadder is the guy who sees it and say to himself, "I want to do that to my bike..."

 

[Big T]

I have a yard full of customs.

http://siouxfalls.craigslist.org/mcy/2951583560.html

"I crashed it 3 or 4 times and trashed all the body work, so now I'm offering it to you as a Custom at the same price"

 

[ikantbreave]

Uhhh... No thanks.

Uhhh... No thanks.

Suzuki GS1100 A VERY FAST BIKE - $1125 (East Mesa)

Date: 2012-04-16, 9:14AM MST
Reply to: wfkf2-2961265971@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


"Nasty Habits " is a modified 1983 Suzuki GS1100. It starts and runs, but the floats are sticking so it will need the carbs cleaned before going back on the road.Clean AZ Title, notorized and ready to go. Currant AZ tags and plates ( good till August) fresh oil and filter, new back tire, new battery, good brakes, good fork seals, Gas tank has been creamed , shaft driven AND it comes with a Suzuki repair, trouble shooting and maintince manuel. Again Bike starts right up and idles fine....sounds great (strong) just dumps gas out the air intake when you give it gas cause the floats and needles are gummed up and need cleaned. And when u do clean the carbs , you u will find out that this little GS1100 is as fast as a bat out of hell. 928-240-3787 ( just gas stains on the concrete under the bike not oil)

• Location: East Mesa

 

[7981GS]

That poor bike.

Eric

 

[old_skool]

Suzuki GS1100 A VERY FAST BIKE - $1125 (East Mesa)

Date: 2012-04-16, 9:14AM MST
Reply to: wfkf2-2961265971@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



comes with.................................. manuel.

I wonder if he knows he's going with the bike in case of repairs

 

[kawfeedave]

I got a chuckle out of this one.

http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/mcy/2962993073.html

It's a brief ad, with two lines dedicated to the paint job, and only one line with any info about the bike. Even then all you get is the year and milage, no make, no model, no condition, no maintenance, no nothing.

On top of it all, with an ad that centers around the paint job, how about some in-focus pictures of that bad-as bike????

 

[Toasty]

Guys it's putting down so much power!

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/2948276957.html

 

[7981GS]

He should have said: "I had this nice bike, ruined it and now it is worth more."

Crazy crap that people do to these bikes.

Eric