The wrong way to impress a girl.

[Anonymous]

When I was a teenager I had a hot lilttle # in my car and decided to do some burn outs in the school parking lot. While doing some doughnuts my tires cought traction and smacked her head into the pasenger side window. She was ok and wasn't upset. A while later she asked if we could go for a ride on my bike. I took her for a nice relaxing ride in a park. We rode down into a riverside park to go for a walk. All went fine and we had a nice time together. We got on my bike to leave and my alter ego took over. The drive way leading down into the park was a nice paved step down that in my mind made a really cool ramp. I said lets jump it. She hardly had time to disagree and I was on the gas hard. We didn't have enough of a run way to get going too fast so we didn't really get air born for long. She however got more air than me or the bike. I remember seeing her head appear in front of me. Thank god she was able to hang on. She wound up back on the seat and we pulled over. I told her I was soory and wouldn't pull any more stupid stunts. I convinced her to let me take her home and that was the last time she went out with me. I don't think anyone would blame her. Chris

 

[Anonymous]

Wrong way to impress a girl

Wrong way to impress a girl

Hhhmmmm......Let's think about this.....Queenie, you wanna back me up?

If I happened to be the lucky girl, Once we stopped, I would have knocked you off the bike, taken it and spun a donut around your still buzzing head. It would have taken many hours on your knees begging my forgiveness before I would have even thought about giving your bike back to you.
You are a very lucky boy.

You see, many years ago, my Dad raced Ducati's.....He gave my mom a ride and decided it was a good idea to do a wheelie while she was on the back :roll: My Mother ended up on the pavment and hasn't been on a bike since.....That was nearly 40 years ago 8O My dad by the way, stopped racing bikes soon after.

Always be a gentleman. Always take care of the lady you are with. You never know what the future will bring. :wink:

 

[WifeofDink]

Well said Atilla

Well said Atilla

If it had been me on the back of the bike I think I would have done quite an amount more than confiscate the bike, :x
Dink learned a long time ago that if he wanted me to be his pillion that he had to stick to the rules 8O
Men seem to want to show off and end up making a fool of themselves and wonder why "Ladies" won't ride pillion with them anymore.

It works this way Guys

IF WE DON'T FEEL SAFE DOING SOMETHING THEN WE DEFINITELY WON"T DO IT AGAIN
Glad to see you learned your lesson Chris

 

[Anonymous]

Hey, I think we all have had our "stoooooooooopid" teenager moments. I'm pretty lucky to still be around after all the dumb stunts I pulled during my teenage years.

 

[Anonymous]

She's ok for peetie sakes.

She's ok for peetie sakes.

I dont know where she is now, but I think the real reason she didn,t go out with me any more is becouse she was too busy going out with bad boys. I had my moments of stupididy, but I wasn't out being a thug.

My wife won't ride with me. She just doesn't like to be on the back, and she doesn't know how to ride herself. She's never been on the back of my GS. She's riden on my GSX-R and didn't like it. I hope when I get my GS on the road She'll enjoy it more. And no I've never done anything dumb while she was on board.

 

[Anonymous]

Re: Wrong way to impress a girl

Re: Wrong way to impress a girl

Always be a gentleman. Always take care of the lady you are with. You never know what the future will bring. :wink:

My goodness, Bunny, that sounds like a threat. As for the future, it always brings another lady!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Simon

 

[Anonymous]

Quite coincidentally, I just received the following from David Price via e-mail. David also suggested that I post it, figuring that I would get the blame/credit. This thread seems like a perfect place to follow David's suggestion, so here goes:

Subject: As Women grow Older
>
> It is important for men to remember that as women grow
>older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same
>quality of housekeeping they did when they were
>younger. When men notice this, they should try not to
>yell. Let me relate how I handle the situation.
>
> When I chucked my job and took early retirement a year
>ago, it became necessary for Nancy to get a full-time
>job both for extra income and for health insurance
>benefits that we need. She was a trained lab tech when
>we met thirty some years ago and was fortunate to land
>a job at the local medical center.
>
> It was shortly after she started working at this job
>that I noticed that she was beginning to show her age.
>I usually get home from fishing or hunting about
>the same time she gets home from work.
>
> Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always
>says that she has to rest for half an hour or so before
>she starts supper. I try not to yell at her when this
>happens. Instead, I tell her to take her time. I
>understand that she is not as young as she used to be.
>I just tell her to wake me when she finally does get
>supper on the table.
>
> She used to wash and dry the dishes as soon as we
>finished eating. It is now not unusual for them to sit
>on the table for several hours after supper. I do
>what I can by reminding her several times each evening
>that they aren't cleaning themselves. I know she
>appreciates this, as it does seem to help her get them
>done before she goes to bed.
>
> Our washer and dryer are in the basement. When she
>was younger, Nancy used to be able to go up and down
>the stairs all day and not get tired. Now that she is
>older she seems to get tired so much more quickly.
>Sometimes she says she just can't make another
> trip down those steps. I don't make a big issue of
>this. As long as she finishes up the laundry the next
>evening I am willing to overlook it.
>
> Not only that, but unless I need something ironed to
>wear to the Monday's lodge meeting or to Wednesday's or
>Saturday's poker club or to Tuesday's or Thursday's
>bowling or something like that, I will tell her to wait
>until the next evening to do the ironing. This gives
>her a little more time to do some of those odds and
>ends things like shampooing the dog, vacuuming, or
>dusting.
>
> Also, if I have had a really good day fishing, this
>allows her to gut and scale the fish at a more
>leisurely pace. Nancy is starting to complain a little
>occasionally. Not often, mind you, but just enough for
>me to notice. For example, she will say that it is
>difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills
>during her lunch hour. In spite of her complaining, I
>continue to try to offer encouragement. I tell her to
> stretch it out over two or even three days. That way
>she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that
>missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her
>any, if you know what I mean.
>
> When doing simple jobs she seems to think she needs
>more rest periods than she used to have to take. A
>couple of weeks ago she said she had to take a break
>when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I
>overlook comments like these because I realize it's
>just age talking. In fact, I try to not embarrass her
>when she needs these little extra rest breaks. I tell
>her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly
>squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. I tell her
>that as long as she is making one for herself, she may
>as well make one for me and take her break by the
>hammock so she can talk with me until I fall asleep.
>
>I could go on and on, but I think you know where I'm
>coming from. I know that I probably look like a saint
>in the way I support Nancy on a daily basis. I'm not
>saying that the ability to show this much consideration
>is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will
>find it impossible. No one knows better than I do how
>frustrating women can become as they get older. My
>purpose in writing this is simply to suggest that you
>make the effort. I realize that achieving the
>exemplary level of showing consideration I have
>attained is out of reach for the average man. However
>guys, even if you just yell at your wife a little less
>often because of this article, I will consider that
>writing it was worthwhile.