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  • cowboyup3371
    Forum LongTimer
    Past Site Supporter
    • Apr 2010
    • 13996
    • In Ohio Now

    #4561
    The Jack Daniels Reservoir bottle has got to be at least $1000
    Cowboy Up or Quit. - Run Free Lou and Rest in Peace

    1981 GS550T - My First
    1981 GS550L - My Eldest Daughter's - Now Sold
    2007 GSF1250SA Bandit - My touring bike

    Sit tall in the saddle Hold your head up high
    Keep your eyes fixed where the trail meets the sky and live like you ain't afraid to die
    and don't be scared, just enjoy your ride - Chris Ledoux, "The Ride"

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    • Nessism
      Forum LongTimer
      GSResource Superstar
      Past Site Supporter
      Super Site Supporter
      • Mar 2006
      • 35783
      • Torrance, CA

      #4562
      Originally posted by chris032188
      How about this one a nice 1986 honda shadow....for 9,000$..Nice looking bike and all but 9k c'mon now I almost spit my drink out.

      http://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/4697179972.html
      First off I'm only slightly negotiable on price
      Ed

      To measure is to know.

      Mikuni O-ring Kits For Sale...https://www.thegsresources.com/_foru...ts#post1703182

      Top Newbie Mistakes thread...http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...d.php?t=171846

      Carb rebuild tutorial...https://gsarchive.bwringer.com/mtsac...d_Tutorial.pdf

      KZ750E Rebuild Thread...http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...0-Resurrection

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      • dorkburger
        Forum LongTimer
        Past Site Supporter
        • Jan 2013
        • 10769
        • Stupid Freehold Boro NJ

        #4563
        Classy tailight.....
        sigpic
        When consulting the magic 8 ball for advice, one must first ask it "will your answers be accurate?"

        Glen
        -85 1150 es - Plus size supermodel.
        -Rusty old scooter.
        Other things I like to photograph.....instagram.com/gs_junkie
        https://www.instagram.com/glen_brenner/
        https://www.flickr.com/photos/152267...7713345317771/

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        • SVSooke

          #4564
          What's 2K powder coating?

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          • Rob S.
            Forum Guru
            Past Site Supporter
            • Dec 2013
            • 9384
            • New York City

            #4565
            "$9000 - First off I'm only slightly negotiable on price TONS of man hours into this bike."

            An '86 700 Shadow is worth 16 or 17 hundred. Some dopey pirate wannabe will offer him 21 or 22 hundred, and he'll be so offended he'll chase him off his property.

            Nine thousand, only slightly negotiable? He's going to own that bike till the day he dies.
            1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

            2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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            • cowboyup3371
              Forum LongTimer
              Past Site Supporter
              • Apr 2010
              • 13996
              • In Ohio Now

              #4566
              This is so cute but the title was just downright funny...



              Motorized muscle bike - $500 (dayton) < >










              condition: excellent size / dimensions: 20 in w/80cc motor

              I have an early 70s Sears Spyder 20 in. motorized muscle bike for sale.The bike itself is all original.The motor is an 80cc 2 stroke. Its been broken in and has about 5 hrs run time on it.It starts right up and runs great. A real head turner.
              Cowboy Up or Quit. - Run Free Lou and Rest in Peace

              1981 GS550T - My First
              1981 GS550L - My Eldest Daughter's - Now Sold
              2007 GSF1250SA Bandit - My touring bike

              Sit tall in the saddle Hold your head up high
              Keep your eyes fixed where the trail meets the sky and live like you ain't afraid to die
              and don't be scared, just enjoy your ride - Chris Ledoux, "The Ride"

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              • sinkankan

                #4567
                Was the powdercoating done by Michael Angelo's cousin twice removed?
                "Heh, Michael, whena ya going to be finished!"

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                • 850GT_Rider

                  #4568
                  &quot;New&quot; Engine?



                  1978 GS1000 - $2500, Long Beach




                  Really nice.
                  Lots of chrome,new motor,new tires,runs very stong.
                  Salvage title.
                  Down on left side,some scratches.
                  Text for test drive.

                  Text only please.
                  "NEW" Engine?

                  Appears to be running just a bit lean......

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                  • TooManyToys

                    #4569
                    Originally posted by 850GT_Rider
                    Appears to be running just a bit lean......
                    Only on the right side, the lefts not too bad.

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                    • Grimly
                      Forum Guru
                      Past Site Supporter
                      Super Site Supporter
                      • Sep 2012
                      • 5760
                      • Ireland

                      #4570
                      Not Craigslist, not a Suzuki, but worthy of some fun being poked at it.
                      "You CAN put lipstick on a pig Dorothy, but it doesn't make it a better dancer. The pig doesn't like it, and it will crap on your shoes."
                      Dave
                      '79 GS850GN '80 GS850GT
                      Only a dog knows why a motorcyclist sticks his head out of a car window

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                      • mcycle-nut
                        Forum Guru
                        Charter Member
                        Past Site Supporter
                        • May 2002
                        • 8382
                        • Victoria, British Columbia, CANADA

                        #4571
                        "Turns Heads" Yeah, I'm sure it does.... http://www.usedvictoria.com/classifi...ECIAL_22976478
                        Kevin
                        E-Bay: gsmcyclenut
                        "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." Frank Zappa

                        1978 GS750(x2 "projects"), 1983 GS1100ED (slowly becoming a parts bike), 1982 GS1100EZ,
                        Now joined the 21st century, 2013 Yamaha XTZ1200 Super Tenere.

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                        • Rob S.
                          Forum Guru
                          Past Site Supporter
                          • Dec 2013
                          • 9384
                          • New York City

                          #4572
                          Originally posted by mcycle-nut
                          "Turns Heads" Yeah, I'm sure it does.... http://www.usedvictoria.com/classifi...ECIAL_22976478
                          What is it with these 'chopped bobber' nuts?

                          It's as if they said, "It's behind me, I won't see it, so I'll just sit on the seat and take a dump on the rear of the bike."
                          1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                          2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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                          • Guest

                            #4573
                            Originally posted by mcycle-nut
                            "Turns Heads" Yeah, I'm sure it does.... http://www.usedvictoria.com/classifi...ECIAL_22976478
                            Turns heads right before they throw up

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                            • Grimly
                              Forum Guru
                              Past Site Supporter
                              Super Site Supporter
                              • Sep 2012
                              • 5760
                              • Ireland

                              #4574
                              Originally posted by mcycle-nut
                              "Turns Heads" Yeah, I'm sure it does.... http://www.usedvictoria.com/classifi...ECIAL_22976478
                              "35 views today - 10 yesterday"
                              He'll be wondering why it's so popular, suddenly.
                              Dave
                              '79 GS850GN '80 GS850GT
                              Only a dog knows why a motorcyclist sticks his head out of a car window

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                              • JamesWhut?

                                #4575
                                Originally posted by Rob S.
                                What is it with these 'chopped bobber' nuts?
                                Delusions of style... I blame it on the West Coast Choppa' and other "reality" and drauma TV shows tagentally related to motorcycles. Before '07 they would take their... expression out on Harleys. Now with limited budgets they do so on cheap old UJMs. The difference being that before there was an entire industry devoted to producing variations of crap to hang on HDs that the mouth-breathers could order straight out of catalogs and bolt on. Now they have to hack and slap on whatever they can afford with very limited skill or talent.

                                I predicted that the bobber/cafeish thing would have burned itself out by now because people would get tired of killing and maiming themselves with them. But either the darwin pool keeps replenishing itself, or most of them scare themselves wobbling down their street one time and then the bike gets parked and put on CL & Feebay for a ridiculous amount hoping to snag the next sucker thus perpetuating the phenomenon.

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