Bikes are great ice breakers.

[Rob S.]

Two hours ago I rode to the drugstore to pick up a script. I'm wearing my regular riding jacket, the Schott racing style that was black when it was new in 1982, but now has large swarthes of brown, and carrying my full-face helmet.

A gorgeous young Asian girl helps me and says, "I like your jacket."

"It's older than you are," I replied.

Well, luckily I had another script, but this time I went back with my Marlon Brando "Wild One" style jacket, which is lined with rabbit fur.

"Is this one also older than me?" she asks.

I nodded as I opened it up to show her (and the pretty young pharmacist) the lining.

Guess what the Asian beauty said.

"Can I touch it?"

Bikes are great ice breakers.

 

[chuck hahn]

Dude...the stripper next door has all the "pharmicuticals" youll ever need....trust me!!!

 

[Rob S.]

Guess what the Asian beauty said.

"Can I touch it?"

I felt a little like Travis Bickle - she could've touched anything she wanted.

 

[78550GS]

And all I get is dirty old men that stop and ask about mine. :nightmare:

 

[Guest]

Dude...the stripper next door has all the "pharmicuticals" youll ever need....trust me!!!

Dude, you live next-door to a stripper?

 

[barnbiketom]

A gorgeous young Asian girl

pictures hahhaa?????

 

[chuck hahn]

No....If you read Robs other thread you would see that he does. The nosey neighbor thread.

 

[storm 64]

Motorcycles been busting ice well, since the beginning of motorcycles...

Girl: I don't know my mother says motorcycles are dangerous
Guy: Do you listen to everything your mother tells you?
Girl: No. As she climbs on the back of the motorcycle. Riding off into the sunset...

 

[SocialAnomaly99]

How strange, Rob, there is a gorgeous asian girl that works at the pharmacy up the road from me too! Maybe I'll ride up there and see if she likes me jacket as well! Haha!

 

[Wingsconsin]

 

[Rob S.]

That is NOT her!

How strange, Rob, there is a gorgeous asian girl that works at the pharmacy up the road from me too! Maybe I'll ride up there and see if she likes me jacket as well! Haha!

I think it's largely that Asian females just seem to be so attractive to many white men. (Comedienne Amy Schumer says it's because they have tiny vag's!)

No....If you read Robs other thread you would see that he does. The nosey neighbor thread.

Right now a dancer lives across the street. A few years ago, my tenant was a "dancer." Paid two years rent in advance, cash. Installed a pole for practice in her living room, I kid you not.

 

[Guest]

White guys like Asian chicks? I thought it was the black dudes that like them.

 

[jsandidge]

You mean I could have saved all the money I put into the bike? All I need is a cool jacket?

 

[Rob S.]

You mean I could have saved all the money I put into the bike? All I need is a cool jacket?

I've got the bike and four leather jackets, but no young Asian thing, so it must be something more.

Hmm...hair transplants. Maybe that'll do the trick.

Saw the young pharmacy clerk again today; she asked, "Is that the same jacket?"

I've only dated an Asian once, but she was really Asian...she was a panda.

Sometimes I wish I was Korean or Japanese...then my obsession with Asian women might not seem so perverse.

Apologies to Jim Gaffigan.

 

[Guest]

I don't need no Asian girl. I have a beautiful French Canadian woman sleeping next to me every night. For the past 33 years.

 

[Guest]

We do!Ha Ha Ha! But what do I know? My wife of 24 years is white. LOLt was the black dudes that like them.[/QUOTE]

 

[Guest]

As a rule most Asian girls don't got no butt.

 

[Rob S.]

As a rule most Asian girls don't got no butt.

Just the way I like 'em.

BTW, I'm thrice married and thrice divorced, and I live in a van, down by the river.

 

[posplayr]

Just the way I like 'em.

BTW, I'm thrice married and thrice divorced, and I live in a van, down by the river.

Water front view

 

[Wingsconsin]