Craigslist "funnies"

[dorkburger]

bargain.......only $5500

bargain.......only $5500

http://southjersey.en.craigslist.org/mcy/4589903193.html

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[Guest]

The bike had a full catalina restoration

res?to?ra?tion
/ˌrestəˈrāSHən/
noun
noun: restoration
1.
the action of returning something to a former owner, place, or condition.
"the restoration of Andrew's sight"synonyms: repair, repairing, fixing, mending, refurbishment, reconditioning, rehabilitation, rebuilding, reconstruction, overhaul, redevelopment, renovation;

You could say "Customized" but "Restored"? Certainly not!

 

[BIG_brother]

http://columbus.craigslist.org/mcy/4562173788.html

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[BIG_brother]

1981 GS1000 Project - $2000

1981 GS 1000 for sale $2000 Obo. Will entertain trades.

I bought this bike 3 years ago as a project bike. It was rebuilt and rode for the season. I blew the top end out because it had sat for so long. Since then I have Rebuilt the Top end with ALL new internals and seals.

New parts
Brake pads Front and rear
Tires
Mirrors
Seat
Complete top end rebuild
Throttle grip
Grips
Carb boots
Tank mounts
Battery
Plus much much more.
I have receipts for all work done totaling around ~$2500

The bike is currently NOT running. The work has been done and it just need a valve shim job and it will be ready to run.

This bike is incredibly fast, stable, and rare. It wont last long. I am selling because I purchased a new bike and Have been enjoying it much more. I have no use for two bikes.

 

[megatwin]

You could say "Customized" but "Restored"? Certainly not!

I betcha Rick's restorations could "restore" that for less than $12,000.00

 

[Gregory]

Because he wants to mark his passenger really good.

https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/4585672877.html

Susuki GS 1000 "Cafe Racer" - $1400 (ABQ) <>

1978 Susuki GS1000 street legal "hot rod" caf? racer. Low miles, Excellent condition.

 

[loud et]

Disgusting.
If this is an 82' GS 1100......I think he only used the vin stamped steering neck and the engine. Lol
http://cleveland.en.craigslist.org/mcy/4589943863.html

 

[Rob S.]

What do you suppose is going on at the other side for him to have made it right side drive? Shaft drive?

Oh well, you don't question genius. :stupid:

 

[Guest]

What do you suppose is going on at the other side for him to have made it right side drive? Shaft drive?

Oh well, you don't question genius. :stupid:

He already had the wheel and sprocket before he started and that's the side it was mounted on.

 

[Spyder]

Jack shaft. I know, your thinking, safety feat feature, right?

 

[Rob S.]

Look at the bottom rung of the chain just behind the front sprocket. A home-made chain tensioner?

I suspect Pabst was involved in this build. :very_drunk:

 

[Guest]

Another beauty!

http://columbus.craigslist.org/mcy/4592763410.html

 

[wymple]

Another beauty!

http://columbus.craigslist.org/mcy/4592763410.html

At least it was well done, oddly ugly.

 

[earlfor]

At least it was well done, oddly ugly.

Well done, and a useless incarnation.

 

[Rob S.]

I'm going to call that guy. He's got money, and there are a few bridges here he might be interested in.

 

[Griffin]

Classic British steel:

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/4584580728.html

Trade my 1966 BSA bobber / chopper for?

 

[Rob S.]

A pack of gum.

 

[Rob S.]

He accepted, but he drove a hard bargain - two packs of Juicy Fruit.

I'm going to miss that gum.

 

[Guest]

Thought you guys might enjoy this one:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Honda-CB-Aw...m=141359999819&pt=US_motorcycles#ht_82wt_1362

 

[Griffin]

Thought you guys might enjoy this one:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Honda-CB-Aw...m=141359999819&pt=US_motorcycles#ht_82wt_1362

You'd think these delusional jackasses would at least spray bomb their obscene creations flat black if they're going to ask close to $5k for them....