Craigslist "funnies"

[allojohn]

Another disillusioned Harley owner. Yea, your bike is badass, keep telling yourself that.

https://scranton.craigslist.org/mcy/5127193781.html

I dunno, I think he's taking the p!ss. More entertaining than the average ad.

 

[Guest]

I dunno, I think he's taking the p!ss. More entertaining than the average ad.

Entertaining yes, truthful? Not even close.

 

[dorkburger]

This just popped into my mind. Who would want to deal with a person that writes a douchey ad like that.

I always thought that conventional wisdom was that if one is hung like a can of Pringles, he has no need for open pipes....

 

[Guest]

Not sure it belongs in "Funnies" but I don't want it.

Can you imagine the drag from that thing?
Small wheel like a wheel barow or a for scooter speeds. That thing would burn bearings...No?

And what is it with the landing gear in front? Cause it ain't installed?

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-moto-sport-p...bleSearchNavigationFlag=true&siteLocale=en_CA

gs1100g Fonctionne parfait, avec sidecar articul?

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[TABLE="class: ad-attributes"]
[TR]
[TH]Date de l'affichage[/TH]
[TD]26-ao?t-15[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TH]Prix[/TH]
[TD]1 200,00 $[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TH]Adresse[/TH]
[TD]2578 Rue R?mi V?zina, Val-David, QC J0T 2N0
Afficher la carte[/TD]
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[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TH] Marque[/TH]
[TD] Suzuki[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TH] Mod?le[/TH]
[TD] GS[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TH] ? vendre par[/TH]
[TD] Propri?taire[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TH] Couleur[/TH]
[TD] Noir[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TH] Cylindr?e (cc)[/TH]
[TD] 1100[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TH] Kilom?tres[/TH]
[TD] 23000[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TH] Ann?e[/TH]
[TD] 1982[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="class: divider"]
[TD="colspan: 2"]

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GS1100G que j'ai retap? m?caniquement. plusieurs pi?ces remplac?es vient avec sidecar articul? pas encore install?, il faudra faire des brackets. Juste le sidecar vaut plus que le prix demand?. Pas de t?tage, premier arriv? premier servi. Neufs; magneto, pneu arri?re, petcock, cabus refaits et calibr?s, gasket de t?te, gasket de couver de valve, cable rpm et speedo, flasher relay, plugs, huile et filtre, starter rebuild... Besoin d'un nouveau cadran rpm pour l'esth?tique. Sidecar A1

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GS1100G that I fixed. Many parts replaced commes with articulated sidecar. Not installed right now. Brackets need to be made. The sidecar is worth more than the asking price. No time waster. First come first served.

New; Magneto, rear tire, petcock, Cabs (Sic) redone and calibrated, head gasket, valve cover, rpm cable and speedo, flasher relay, plugs, oil and filter, rebuilt starter...

Need a new rpm clock for the esthetic.

 

[Gregory]

That cracked me up...best ad for a bike I have read

 

[Guest]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-motorcycle-o...80/1098809258?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
This isn't funny if it's used for parts.
Somebody come get it.

 

[wymple]

Those were a nice ride, pretty good seat. Didn't sound sh*tty like the Kaws did.

 

[Guest]

Hey!
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[Grimly]

Small wheel like a wheel barow or a for scooter speeds. That thing would burn bearings...No?

Apparently not; the trailer guys commonly use 8" wheels at bike speeds. Cheap nasty bearings give trouble, but not decent ones.

 

[chuck hahn]

WORLDS EARLIEST HONDA V TWIN FOUND!!!!!!!!

Yes they had a VT 1100 in 1977..LMAO

https://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mcy/5176136736.html

 

[trevor]

http://m.ebay.com/itm/221888839089?roken=cUgayN&_mwBanner=1

 

[Steve]

WORLDS EARLIEST HONDA V TWIN FOUND!!!!!!!!

Yes they had a VT 1100 in 1977..LMAO

https://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mcy/5176136736.html

And in a few days, when the ad gets pulled, nobody will have a chance to see it. :-\\\

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[Steve]

http://m.ebay.com/itm/221888839089?roken=cUgayN&_mwBanner=1

Again, when the ad expires in a few days nobody will be able to see this work of "art". :-k

1977 Suzuki GS 750 Motorcycle
Cafe Racer * Rockabilly * Completely Restored
Converted into a Rockabilly style cafe racer


The majority of parts have been replaced with new and custom parts making this bike almost new.


**Feel free to CALL Erich 305.467.3551 with any questions**
Due to scammers I will not respond to text messages, or emails.

Price:
US $4,000.00


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[Vmass]

I know we have some Goldwing fans here.......... I am close enough to make the deal for you. However, I will not store this one for you!

http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/mcy/5224508193.html

 

[Steve]

I know we have some Goldwing fans here.......... I am close enough to make the deal for you. However, I will not store this one for you!

http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/mcy/5224508193.html

Thanks, but this Goldwing fan is seriously NOT interested. :-\\\

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[bobgroger]

Again, when the ad expires in a few days nobody will be able to see this work of "art". :-k

1977 Suzuki GS 750 Motorcycle
Cafe Racer * Rockabilly * Completely Restored
Converted into a Rockabilly style cafe racer


The majority of parts have been replaced with new and custom parts making this bike almost new.


**Feel free to CALL Erich 305.467.3551 with any questions**
Due to scammers I will not respond to text messages, or emails.​

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SARCASM/
What a nice bike, Erich. We can tell the 10's of dollars and countless minutes you have put into it. We should invite you to the next PNW Rally! If you are a member, please post the fascinating build details. Did you just spray the carbs, or did you go all out and dip them?. BTW, I think you left out a decimal point in the price...
/SARCASM

 

[Steve]

BTW, I think you left out a decimal point in the price...

Oh, there's indeed a decimal point, it's just in the wrong place. :-\\\

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[Guest]

Another victim of look before function.


http://www.kijiji.ca/v-moto-touring...bleSearchNavigationFlag=true&siteLocale=en_CA

Suzuki gs 850 1979 pour projet

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[TABLE="class: ad-attributes"]
[TR]
[TH]Date Listed[/TH]
[TD]17-Sep-15[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TH]Price[/TH]
[TD]$2,000.00[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TH]Address[/TH]
[TD]Terrebonne, QC
View map[/TD]
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[TD="colspan: 2"]

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[TR]
[TH] Make[/TH]
[TD] Suzuki[/TD]
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[TR]
[TH] Model[/TH]
[TD] GS[/TD]
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[TR]
[TH] For Sale By[/TH]
[TD] Owner[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TH] Colour[/TH]
[TD] Black[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TH] Engine Displacement (cc)[/TH]
[TD] 850[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TH] Kilometers[/TH]
[TD] 80000[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TH] Year[/TH]
[TD] 1979[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="class: divider"]
[TD="colspan: 2"]

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NE D?MARRE PAS Suzuki Gs 850cc 1979 pour projet, beaucoup de nouvelles pi?ces, pas de speedometre tacometre, beau projet pour l'hiver cafe racer, brat style message texte seulement. L?g?rement n?gotiable

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DOESN'T START

Suzuki 850cc for project, numerous new parts, no spedometer tachometer, beautifukl project for winter cafe racer, brat style text message only. Slightly negotiable

 

[Guest]

The insane human need to be like everyone else is facking disgusting. It should be left behind with high school.

 

[JTGS850GL]

Ok, here's another goody for a mere $1100:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/mcy/5153456841.html