Craigslist "funnies"

[Vmass]

A dirtbike bobber? This is a first, and only $1200!

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/3232543113.html

Typical, you guys are being too harsh on this gem. I'm sure there are several people in CA with a flat ass, looking for an enduro that can't be registered.

 

[Steve]

I just took another look at that wonderful creation. :-k

Is that a seatbelt holding on the back of the "skateboard seat"?

It is too far foward to just be holding the seat in place, I wonder if it's intended for the rider?

.

 

[7981GS]

Remember this fine example?

Remember this fine example?

Surprising that it didn't get one bid.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/?cmd...185215&sspagename=STRK:MEWAX:IT#ht_635wt_1167


Eric

 

[Vmass]

I just took another look at that wonderful creation. :-k

Is that a seatbelt holding on the back of the "skateboard seat"?

It is too far foward to just be holding the seat in place, I wonder if it's intended for the rider?

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The strap is for the baby seat. It's safer than leaving the kid at home, while on a packy run.

 

[850GT_Rider]

Surprising that it didn't get one bid.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/?cmd=ViewItem&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649&item=140831185215&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWAX%3AIT#ht_635wt_1167


Eric

Now re-listed at the bargain-basement starting bid of ONLY $3500. Wow, what a deal!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140837477575

 

[7981GS]

Now why would anyone in their right mind rather have this for $1,500

Or this for $1,200

When you could have this pile of crap for $3,500?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140837477575#v4-40


Really difficult decision to make. :lol::lol::lol:


Eric

 

[MAJikMARCer]

I'd take that for $1200 in a heartbeat. Hubba hubba!

Or this for $1,200

 

[tom203]

Whitewalls!

"Remember it is a incomplete project bike some tinkering is required." 1,300

http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/3236187475.html

 

[fishfarm]

For the music lover?

For the music lover?

or for the Harley rider when he's in the nursing home?

bicycle with radio and trailer

pioneer radio two amps on bike 1 for bass 1 for infinity 6x9s has led lights front and rear and 1 head light 1 tail light car harn and antenna a power converter battery is made to be recharged rims are 144 spokes springer front end has trailer that has 1200 watt amp and 12in bass and 2 small speakers and led lights on the back and bottom 352 321 1617 o.b.o

http://ocala.craigslist.org/bik/3233337762.html

 

[Guest]

This is an all timer. A must see! $2500 but it's stuck in 1st gear? This proves there is an idiot on every corner! http://omaha.craigslist.org/mcy/3238274260.html

 

[Don-lo]

yeah, this bike is rare

yeah, this bike is rare

It's rare because few people are bold enough to screw it up so completely and then ask stupid money for it. Please notice the forks!! I'm surprised the gauges and headlight aren't blacked out.


http://southbend.craigslist.org/mcy/3218590177.html



1982 Honda CBR 900 10 speed 5 high and 5 low 30,000 orignal miles matt black finish on entire bike Tires are in great condition This bike even has AIR SHOCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fresh tune up !!!!!!! All THE CARBS WERE JUST REDONE !!!!!!!!!! THIS BIKE IS READY TO RIDE !!!!! 574-214-4386

 

[Guest]

It's rare because few people are bold enough to screw it up so completely and then ask stupid money for it. Please notice the forks!! I'm surprised the gauges and headlight aren't blacked out.


http://southbend.craigslist.org/mcy/3218590177.html



1982 Honda CBR 900 10 speed 5 high and 5 low 30,000 orignal miles matt black finish on entire bike Tires are in great condition This bike even has AIR SHOCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fresh tune up !!!!!!! All THE CARBS WERE JUST REDONE !!!!!!!!!! THIS BIKE IS READY TO RIDE !!!!! 574-214-4386

OMG that guy is a F&*%$ng IDIOT!

 

[koolaid_kid]

I want it. I'd have to keep painting the fork tubes every time I rode it, to keep them black.
Notice how he also morphed it into a CBR. New it was only a CB. That murder treatment must add a lot of power.

 

[Bonehead]

Whitewalls!

"Remember it is a incomplete project bike some tinkering is required." 1,300

http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/3236187475.html

Remember it is a incomplete project bike some tinkering is required. 1,300. or BRO.

1,300 or BRO? Am I missing something here?

to that blacked out CB :-&

 

[Guest]

Now re-listed at the bargain-basement starting bid of ONLY $3500. Wow, what a deal!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140837477575

I know Marcus and he does some fine work, he has been featured in some bike mags. I lost contact with him when he moved his shop, guess I need to hunt him down again.

 

[Guest]

It's rare because few people are bold enough to screw it up so completely and then ask stupid money for it. Please notice the forks!! I'm surprised the gauges and headlight aren't blacked out.


http://southbend.craigslist.org/mcy/3218590177.html



1982 Honda CBR 900 10 speed 5 high and 5 low 30,000 orignal miles matt black finish on entire bike Tires are in great condition This bike even has AIR SHOCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fresh tune up !!!!!!! All THE CARBS WERE JUST REDONE !!!!!!!!!! THIS BIKE IS READY TO RIDE !!!!! 574-214-4386

Friend of mine bought one of these bikes, he popped a gear in the tranny and the cost to fix it was like OMG , far as I know the bike is still sitting in his barn.

 

[JATO]

I had a 900C sitting in storage for three years that my brother burned-up two exhaust valves. I just sold it as a non-runner for $100. I'm happy to be rid of that pile of crap.

 

[bonanzadave]

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/mcy/3238761819.html

 

[7981GS]

What a waste of a good motorbike.

Eric

 

[Guest]

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/mcy/3238761819.html

Interesting concept, guess the kids or friends can ride on the back lol....