Craigslist "funnies"

[evh]

Here's another..

http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...ruisers-choppers-Suzuki-GS-W0QQAdIdZ411173374

 

[MAJikMARCer]

Nothing wrong with this bike, except maybe the asking price.. I actually went and looked at this one in person, it's being sold at a local shop by my place.. it's CLEAN!! but he's asking way to much for this thing..

http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...80-Honda-CBX-1000-Showbike-W0QQAdIdZ376404992

It also has an EMGO faring. Nothing wrong with that faring at it's price, but it's not an $8000 bike faring.

 

[Guest]

So what`s a collaborator?

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/3269000312.html

And 10,000? I know it`s rare, Buuuuutttt....

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/3246452589.html

And just `cause you`re a dealer.

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcd/3269045024.html

Or you can have this!

$2000 CASH OR HIGHER TRADE VALUE.... THIS IS A VERY RARE BIKE AND EASILY WORTH THIS IN PARTS ALONE.

TRADE FOR? NO JUNK!

ONLY 5099 MADURAS PRODUCED..

11.6 SECOND STOCK QUARTER MILE TIME!

LAST PHOTO IS OF THE ONLY KNOWN MADURA BOBBER AND ITS A 700! THIS IS A 1200!

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/3259331262.html

 

[MAJikMARCer]

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcd/3269045024.html

Sweet! It has a tape deck!

 

[Guest]

And another!

And another!

So ya` like tape decks.....

86 Honda Goldwing

Also thought this was kinda` cute.
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QUOTE=MAJikMARCer;1732474]Sweet! It has a tape deck!

[/QUOTE]

 

[loud et]

Suzuki Jigster

Suzuki Jigster

Um , does he mean Gixxer? lol (i despise that term for some reason)
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/3269627242.html

 

[Steve]

Sweet! It has a tape deck!

Yeah, but it's a ... cassette.


Now, if it only had an 8-track. :-\\\

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[MAJikMARCer]

Um , does he mean Gixxer? lol (i despise that term for some reason)
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/3269627242.html

It looks like a Hayabusa to me, not a GSXR

 

[trevor]

130 mph!

130 mph!

Aaahhh yeah...I don't think so...
http://bc.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles...rs-choppers-1981-Suzuki-GS-W0QQAdIdZ413530926

 

[Steve]

Aaahhh yeah...I don't think so...
http://bc.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles...rs-choppers-1981-Suzuki-GS-W0QQAdIdZ413530926

Trevor, read it again.

It says 130 Kmph, not 130 Mph.

For thost that speak Amurrican, that's about 80 MPH.

.

 

[Big Rich]

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/3132054207.html

This one has been for sale for a while now.

 

[Road_Clam]

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/3132054207.html

This one has been for sale for a while now.

WAY too much money regardless of "mint" cosmetic condition. My rule of thumb if your bike doesn't sell in 2 weeks, keep dropping the price until it does. I recently purchased a clean 2001 GZ250 for my wife for $1400.

 

[Guest]

OMG. Look at this butchery. The backrest especially, good grief.............

http://dayton.craigslist.org/mcy/3259204535.html

 

[avanhaselen]

You know it's good when it starts with "It handles like a drunken yak..."

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/3275068517.html

 

[pmong]

You know it's good when it starts with "It handles like a drunken yak..."

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/3275068517.html

The seller is funny and honest, at least on paper. Wish more ads were like this.

 

[850GT_Rider]

You know it's good when it starts with "It handles like a drunken yak..."

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/3275068517.html

Listing deleted..

 

[850GT_Rider]

Somewhere there's a Beezer restorer looking for his gas tank...

Somewhere there's a Beezer restorer looking for his gas tank...

It's here on another fugly, overpriced "rat rod'...

Frame looks like its from a bicycle

Rat rod bike hd - $2000 (Hales corners)

Date: 2012-09-16, 9:12AM CDT
Reply to this postReply to: zd86f-3275299473@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]




Rat rod bike project that staled out it has a fresh 1968 HD rebuilt engine rigid frame needs finishing call dave @ 414 4six9 44ten

• Location: Hales corners
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3275299473

 

[Clone]

OMG. Look at this butchery. The backrest especially, good grief.............

http://dayton.craigslist.org/mcy/3259204535.html

i CAN'T TELL from the picture does that peice from the back rest attach to the lower shock mount or is it carrying the muffler?
Ya' know you could almost get it take off the fairing, the stupid backrest and ridiculous muffler and have a not bad looking bike. Though not for that price.

 

[MAJikMARCer]

May not be on Craigslist, but wow...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/custom-built-trike-/261097461016#ht_910wt_1121

HEAVYHITTERCYCLES IS SALEING THIS ONE OF A KIND TRIKE THAT WAS HAND BUILT IN 2012 FOR THE SHOP SHOW BIKE

this is a one off custom built trike that is street ready is taged ready to ride.

It has a 2003 r1 fuel inj yamaha motor that had 10,000 miles on it before for the built now it has a brand new motor new bearings turbo pistons ported head undercut trans to hold all the power that it makes.

2 gt35 turbos and 2 6lb spings that make 250hp on c16 on 6lbs of boost

this is the only ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD twin turbo r1

is has a upgraded cooling system to handle the heat boost gauges built in the side plastic and temp gauge on the other side to keep look of what the bike is makeing and doing

this bike has a one off set of wheels that was cut just for the bike 19x3 in the front and 18x14 in the rear (360 tire) with a heavyhitter cycles arm to hold the fat tire the bike also has heavyhittercycles air ride up front and the rear with 10inch of travel it lays out. It also has heavyhittercycles instant up

the chasiss was hand bent and tig welded to hold the motor the plasitc is off a 2007 raptor 700r and the head lights as well.

The bars were custom made and tig welded with old school red grips

it has a 2005 r1 tail and seats that was done by SEAT-BY-TOMMY.COM

this bike is a point blank SHOW STOPPER were ever you go can bar hop or really ride it has a 5gal tank and is jocky shift but can be made to foot shift if you would like

this is one of a kind built by a well pro shop if you want to stand out or JUST CANT RIDE A 2 WHEELED BIKE THIS IS FOR YOU

video on youtube (seach) imadimetooo or facebook.com heavyhittercycles 704-249-3823

 

[Tim Tom]

Well at least the trike big front brakes . Those things are smaller than the GS rotors. You'd think with all that power from a twin turbo R1 motor they'd invest into some big brakes.

Crazy death-trap