Craigslist "funnies"

[Guest]

What an IDIOT.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/3305560688.html

 

[earlfor]

What an IDIOT.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/3305560688.html

I want to see that old 750 Honda do 200 mph.

 

[koolaid_kid]

Take it up to 5000 feet and drop it out of the plane.

 

[SVSooke]

Take it up to 5000 feet and drop it out of the plane.

Then I have to ask.Just what is terminal velocity of a CB750?Thinking even thowing it out a plane wouldn't do it unless it
the plane was doing more than 200 mph

 

[m3talst0rm]

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/3362385873.html

I have a 1981 gs 750 just went through the hole bike Al the way to bare frame New battery tires rims side winder brakes. Stretched 10 inches. Drag bars the bike sounds great runs great. Definitely a head turner.

 

[Tech73]

Turning head to look then shaking head thinking WTF is that thing.

 

[Steel Toed Tank]

I wonder how long it will take for the shocks to bend the non-braced or gusseted frame rail ends upwards and drop the bike on it's belly.
The worst part is that it will give up and belly flop while the bike is moving.

Tank

 

[Clone]

Turning head to look then shaking head thinking WTF is that thing.

:clap::lol::clap::lol:

 

[Toasty]

This more cool then funny, the price isn't too bad either.


http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/3320280027.html

1977 gs 550 lots of trick parts call for details 2499.00 916 631 7900 km

 

[Toasty]

Weird but it looks like he did a good job. I don't think it would do that well offroad though :-\\\

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/3353673784.html

Started life as a 2005 gs500f, got mixed up with a drz400sm and now its more of a Supermoto / Street Tracker or small BMW gs, its in great condition, 15k miles, too many parts and changes to list here, 40lbs lighter than stock, really fun bike, found another bike I want so this one must go, asking 2500.00

Call Tim at (209) 774-6961
Will not respond to "Is it still available" or "Do you still have the bike" emails

 

[BentRod]

kijiji funny honda CB 350 rebuilt. Its not a bad looking ride, although I'm not sure about the sideways battery

http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...70-HONDA-CB350-Custom-Cafe-W0QQAdIdZ409940786

dude wants 10 grand for it



Due to financial concerns, it looks as though I'm going to have to sell my Cafe

This bike is totally custom....EVERYTHING has been touched on it!

1970 Honda CB350 Cafe




Originally a 12,000 mile bike.

 

[koolaid_kid]

Nicely done except for that HUGE can of a muffler. Probably worth at least $1500 - $2000.

 

[pmong]

Not as bad as some recent one but still ...

80 Suzuki GS850 Cafe Racer - $800 (San Diego)
This bike will need Wire harness attention, previous owner was messing with it or probably needs to be replaced.
Needs battery and gas cap.This is a project bike.

 

[koolaid_kid]

Not as bad as some recent one but still ...

80 Suzuki GS850 Cafe Racer - $800 (San Diego)
This bike will need Wire harness attention, previous owner was messing with it or probably needs to be replaced.
Needs battery and gas cap.This is a project bike.

So, how is that a cafe racer? Do bars and the lack of sidecovers make it so? Just asking.

 

[gearhead13]

kijiji funny honda CB 350 rebuilt. Its not a bad looking ride, although I'm not sure about the sideways battery

http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...70-HONDA-CB350-Custom-Cafe-W0QQAdIdZ409940786

dude wants 10 grand for it



Due to financial concerns, it looks as though I'm going to have to sell my Cafe

This bike is totally custom....EVERYTHING has been touched on it!

1970 Honda CB350 Cafe




Originally a 12,000 mile bike.

10 Grand, sad. Must have a new expensive drug addiction to pay for.

 

[SVSooke]

http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum/member.php?u=6619

$4200 - 2007 Yamaha R6Report Ad
West Shore: Langford,Colwood,Metchosin,Highlands (View Map)

2007 Yamaha R6, mostly highway driven, 33000km, excellent shape, pazzo levers, everything else all stock components, garage kept.....

Ad Id:



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Nice pics dude,WTF?

 

[Guest]

At least this guy may be honest?

At least this guy may be honest?

http://littlerock.craigslist.org/cto/3370596345.html

I love the part about losing the key. Sort of like a time when some guys got their 4 wheeler stuck against a tree on my land. After walking home they were too drunk to remember where they left it and reported it stolen. I found it later that fall when deer hunting.

 

[tom203]

Enough with these overpriced CL bikes- here's value! maybe he can find the head if you ask him. looks like easy $200 in parts

http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/3370784771.html

 

[Toasty]

I think this may be one of the biggest fails I've ever seen on Craigslist...

Brace yourselves.

Custom Yamaha R1 Bobber - $9000 (Santa Barbara)

There is nothing else like this in the world. Designed and built by myself. It is still a superbike and has shed about 20lbs and gained a lower center of gravity by lowering the seat. It feels like you're driving the batmobile motorcycle. Custom HID headlight, custom mirror, custom seat, battery, and tail light.

http://slo.craigslist.org/mcy/3373276552.html

Dear god, look at that seat!! LOL

 

[duaneage]

I think this may be one of the biggest fails I've ever seen on Craigslist...

Brace yourselves.







http://slo.craigslist.org/mcy/3373276552.html

Dear god, look at that seat!! LOL

Wow only 9K. So do you think he would take a brand new Busa in trade for such a fine machine?