Craigslist "funnies"

[1_v8_merc]

I remember that bike,it was at the Spunky's vintage show I went to with Trevor and a few guys from BCCMC.

Wow, he didn't spare any expense huh?
Especially with those $5 e-bay pods, and those Lowes vacuum hose that goes for 65cents per foot....

What a tool.

 

[wedoo2]

Here's an interesting SOHC Honda. Not sure what he wants to trade for it. Might be out of pink paint??

http://terrehaute.craigslist.org/mcy/3518140816.html

 

[tkent02]

Never seen a pink spinnaker before.

 

[Gorminrider]

...judging by the blurry photos, he has tears in his eyes when he looks at it...
I know I do. Thanks
(and why DO so many craigslist ads have blurry,dark,plain- bad pictures of something to sell?)

 

[old_skool]

...judging by the blurry photos, he has tears in his eyes when he looks at it...
I know I do. Thanks
(and why DO so many craigslist ads have blurry,dark,plain- bad pictures of something to sell?)

What cracks me up, is when they supply photos, but are so small, they are worthless

Full size, not a thumbnail

 

[Guest]

1986 suzuki 650 brat project - $500 (Pleasant Ridge)

Date: 2013-01-09, 8:21PM EST
Reply to this postReply to: hcw7r-3534822401@sale.craigslist.org[?]

1986 Suzuki savage 650 brat project. engine needs rebuilt, but has clean title harley pnut tank and muffler. Has a lot of potential. calls only to 513-498-8034 thanks. $500.00

• Location: Pleasant Ridge
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID:3534822401

 

[Doug B.]

Lots of potential is code for pile of crap.

Why do people take off the fenders? Is that supposed to look 'cool'? Have the never actually ridden a bike before, and don't realize it's not there to be pretty, it's there to do a job? Hell, I'd have ditched the fairing in a minute, right along with those goofy bars, but the fender looked nice.. some polish on that bike would've increased it's value, the paint turned it into a future parts bike lol.

 

[duaneage]

I know this was on here before months ago but its such a joke I share it again...and the price is down $1000 from last summer http://lincoln.craigslist.org/mcy/3522158065.html

"I need to part with this bike for medical reasons."
This seems to be a common statement. If I rode a bike like that I would need a chiropractor.

 

[tkent02]

Really doesn't need anything, but maybe a paint job!

Replaced with a real motorcycle would be a good start.

 

[tedk]

Really no excuse for bad photos on CL. 99% of cameras today let you actually see what you took a picture of. Or they think the "accent" of the picture will mask something. Crappy angles, half the bike in the picture - why bother?

 

[eil]

I started looking at bikes on craigslist about a year ago and ended up writing an article on my blog as a passive-agressive response to all the utterly crap ads on there. It's mostly a list of my top peeves when scanning ads with some not-so-witty commentary:

How (Not) to Sell a Motorcycle on Craigslist: http://bityard.blogspot.com/2012/03/how-to-sell-motorcycle-on-craiglist.html

 

[rustybronco]

I liked your little rant.

 

[Guest]

79GS850 - $2800 (Anderson )

Date: 2013-01-11, 4:28PM EST
Reply to this postReply to: 9hvqs-3539109471@sale.craigslist.org[?]

79 GS 850 Rat Rod. New carbs, jets, and battery. $2800 OBO. Call
(513)430-0319

 

[wedoo2]

79GS850 - $2800 (Anderson )

Date: 2013-01-11, 4:28PM EST
Reply to this postReply to: 9hvqs-3539109471@sale.craigslist.org[?]

79 GS 850 Rat Rod. New carbs, jets, and battery. $2800 OBO. Call
(513)430-0319

I have a better offer.

You know, that may actually run ok. Well, it may actually run.

Another of those rat bike projects that no one wants to ride, even its creator.

 

[trevor]

I almost spit my coffee out reading this ad!! Just to entertaining!

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/3542507656.html

 

[cowboyup3371]

That one is original that's for sure.

 

[cowboyup3371]

Don't slide too far off the back of this one:

http://dayton.craigslist.org/mcy/3543153056.html

1983 Suzuki bobber project - $1500 (Tipp City)

Date: 2013-01-13, 2:15PM EST
Reply to this postReply to: k7vc2-3543153056@sale.craigslist.org[?]

1983 Suzuki 650 bobber project motorcycle. Interested in trades for truck. Call or text for details.

Call or text 937-520-6150

http://images.craigslist.org/3Kd3Fa3I45I25L25H2d1d451951e7b29d152f.jpg

 

[earlfor]

Don't slide too far off the back of this one:

http://dayton.craigslist.org/mcy/3543153056.html

1983 Suzuki bobber project - $1500 (Tipp City)

Date: 2013-01-13, 2:15PM EST
Reply to this postReply to: k7vc2-3543153056@sale.craigslist.org[?]

1983 Suzuki 650 bobber project motorcycle. Interested in trades for truck. Call or text for details.

Call or text 937-520-6150

650 chain drives are relatively rare. Such a shame he chose to chop that.

 

[Steve]

I almost spit my coffee out reading this ad!! Just to entertaining!

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/3542507656.html

Already gone.

Any chance you saved a copy?

Why didn't you include a copy when you made your post? :-k

.

 

[Steve]

650 chain drives are relatively rare. Such a shame he chose to chop that.

Good news, Earl.

I only see two exhaust pipes, I think it might be the GR650 Tempter.

The gauges look different than GS gauges, too.

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