Craigslist "funnies"

[Buddy]

Something's just not right with this add. I can't really put my finger on it. Any of you see what it is?

http://montgomery.craigslist.org/mcd/3696143107.html

05 A true masterpiece: one-of-a-kind Raven R1 - $2200 ( montgomery )

Great condition,all orininal,not for children,super fast. emma.ava1987@gmail.com

 

[kawfeedave]

Something's just not right with this add. I can't really put my finger on it. Any of you see what it is?

http://montgomery.craigslist.org/mcd/3696143107.html

05 A true masterpiece: one-of-a-kind Raven R1 - $2200 ( montgomery )

Great condition,all orininal,not for children,super fast. emma.ava1987@gmail.com

The first problem is that the ad is spam. The price of the bike is waaaay too low for that to be a real ad. The other 'problem' is that they make no mention of the turbo charger on the bike. If you were really selling that bike, you might mention the turbo kit in your ad.

Were you looking at the 'mufflers'? They're not used with the turbo kit, so I guess they blocked them off and painted them. I guess it makes sense because they're built into the tail section, and without them it would look odd.

 

[850GT_Rider]

Maybe an overpriced Super Hawk, missing many functional parts is now a Halk? What a marooon.....

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/3700124847.html

1965 Vintage Honda Super Halk - $7200 (Santa Monica)

1965 Honda

 

[toejams1]

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Five grand?

Http://Cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/3674429409.html

 

[Gorminrider]

Five grand?

Http://Cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/3674429409.html

I am hoping it's the last of it's kind...View attachment 19053
I sure dig the broomstick gear change lever!

 

[Steve]

Five grand?

Http://Cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/3674429409.html

For this???

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[Guest]

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[tom203]

waterbuffalo a la cafe..... for those who miss their two strokes

http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/3647759838.html

 

[loud et]

Zoinks

Zoinks

Ya missed a spot! Painted fork tubes....CHECK!

from listing.
I have a 1982 Honda Sabre v45 in amazing condition! I dont like the cruiser style too much, and its a little too big at 750cc, though I'm open to any sport-bike trades. The bike has a fairly new paint job, and brand new aftermarket lights (turn signals and brake light). The mirrors are also aftermarket. The bike runs well and I have a clean title for it. The odometer has 36.xxx miles. The plastic that covers the meters is cracked a little bit. I am looking for any sport bike, any year, and can have some problems with it (has to be running or almost running with a clean title). Something 250-750 is preferred, but will consider higher bikes. Comes with a nice cover, trickle charger, and shop manual. My number is 440-622-0420, text or email is preferred. If you call and I dont answer, please leave a message and ill get back to you. If you have a not running sport bike, I may consider it+cash. I also have a PS3 and a flatscreen tv and car audio to throw into the deal if your bike is worth more.

Full ad with other pics
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/3703647843.html

 

[Big T]

Don't ask, don't tell

Don't ask, don't tell

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/mcy/3707179881.html

I'm definately not man enough to ride this

Rat Bike: 1998 Honda CBR 600 ; Swing arm lengthened, handle bars lowered, custom carbon fiberglass cowling over tank and seat. Engine is extremely strong and solid. NO test rides, I can send you video of bike start and ride around or meet to show bike driving. As is. This thing is not a toy it will haul. Experienced riders only.
• Location: Hall County
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[Guest]

Wow that's is awesomely messed up

 

[Big T]

Wow that's is awesomely messed up

Which part?

The 3' extension of the swingarm?

The lack of traction at the rear wheel? (fun to ride in the rain)

Trying to corner?

Is that really a vice grips on the rear disc?

 

[steve murdoch]

T, that one is a beaut.
Fiberglass cowling over the engine and seat? So you sit on the cowling?

 

[dorkburger]

Like a train wreck, its hard not to look at.

 

[trevor]

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/bnc/cto/3604246735.html

 

[850GT_Rider]

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/bnc/cto/3604246735.html

Reverse Trike Project 1986 Suzuki GS1100 - $1000 (Coquitlam)

Reverse Trike Project
86 Suzuki GS1100 Rear
67 Beatle Front end

Call Wayne 604-352-0872

• Location: Coquitlam
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster

 

[duaneage]

The perfect marriage of a VW front end, a GS rear and a Detroit bucket seat.

 

[Guest]

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/bnc/cto/3604246735.html

get it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gregory]

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/mcy/3707179881.html

I'm definately not man enough to ride this

Rat Bike: 1998 Honda CBR 600 ; Swing arm lengthened, handle bars lowered, custom carbon fiberglass cowling over tank and seat. Engine is extremely strong and solid. NO test rides, I can send you video of bike start and ride around or meet to show bike driving. As is. This thing is not a toy it will haul. Experienced riders only.
? Location: Hall County
?it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

I guess this guy here in Texas had the same idea... with the added stability of putting an 1100 engine on a 750 frame

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/3713334777.html
old school gs1100 - $1 (mansfield)

old school runs great GS1100 in 750 frame, stretched 14 over new suzuki front end dyna S ignition dyna jet kit carburators needs wiring harness motor is strong shoot me a offer 817 480 4391 (project bike)

 

[Steve]

I guess this guy here in Texas had the same idea... with the added stability of putting an 1100 engine on a 750 frame

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/3713334777.html
old school gs1100 - $1 (mansfield)

old school runs great GS1100 in 750 frame, stretched 14 over new suzuki front end dyna S ignition dyna jet kit carburators needs wiring harness motor is strong shoot me a offer 817 480 4391 (project bike)

At least the correct value is reflected in the price.

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