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[Steve]

Steve where do you get all these smileys?

Various places. :-\\\

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[trevor]

1980 gs750L Good Price!

1980 gs750L Good Price!

Check out that back tire. I know he says it's new but....

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/3923312202.html

 

[Steve]

Check out that back tire. I know he says it's new but....

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/3923312202.html

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[earlfor]

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Squared off tread. That looks like a car tire.

 

[xxBenJamminxx]

I believe its actually a trailer tire. Looks identical to the I got at fleet farm.... lmao

 

[earlfor]

I believe its actually a trailer tire. Looks identical to the I got at fleet farm.... lmao

So which bike are you running trailer tires on?

 

[xxBenJamminxx]

So which bike are you running trailer tires on?

Spares for my training wheels.

 

[earlfor]

Spares for my training wheels.

A quick learner huh? Just sidestepped that one and let it zoom right on by.

 

[MAJikMARCer]

Squared off tread. That looks like a car tire.

He did say NEW not "correct"

 

[Guest]

Yep, thats a trailer tire. Real nice job!

 

[chuck c]

Good Lord, that's ugly.

Good Lord, that's ugly.

nfptc-3930378201@sale.craigslist.org [?] flag [?] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of Posted: 2013-07-12, 3:06AM EDT
Motor Scooter - Carnell - $750 (Lancaster, PA)

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Eckman Road at Brenneman Road

Motor Scoter - Carnelli with Sacks Ag Engine. Asking 750. Runs

 

[MAJikMARCer]

I picture this guy riding this... Both are scary!

nfptc-3930378201@sale.craigslist.org [?] flag [?] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of Posted: 2013-07-12, 3:06AM EDT
Motor Scooter - Carnell - $750 (Lancaster, PA)

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Eckman Road at Brenneman Road

Motor Scoter - Carnelli with Sacks Ag Engine. Asking 750. Runs

 

[cowboyup3371]

I saw something similar to that today in town. Had to chuckle a bit.

 

[cowboyup3371]

Anyone hear of the GC series?

http://dayton.craigslist.org/mcy/3931035921.html

1982 Suzuki GC 1100 C for sale $500 AND either a xbox 360 slim/ps3 (sidney)

Have a 1982 Suzuki GC 1100 C for sale. It has a title and it has less than 30k miles on it and it runs great email me if your are interested

Of course, I'm still trying to figure out the XBox piece of the title

 

[850GT_Rider]

It took a committee....

It took a committee....

...to screw up this one. Thankfully, it's only a small-bore Honda, but still...

And he says he wants 'more motor'...but the last line in the ad says it all.

http://images.craigslist.org/00x0x_iIX1ZibXXQ3_600x450

Bad ass chopper - $5 (MKE)

What I have here is a 1973 CB350.
The bike is the vision of Salty dog cycles right here in MKE.
The master mechs that combed it are the genius' at RetroSpeed.
This is a clean titled and fun as hell to ride bar bomber.
I've decided I want more motor to sit on so I'm putting out some feelers.

Below is a list of what all the hands that have been on it have done.

-All new harness from front to back and stator to battery.
-All new looming.
-New regulator/rectifier.
-New battery.
-Tuned in "suicide shift". It was way too long before. It's 5.5" shorter now so it's got short throw to gears.
-Triple alert LED brake lights.
-Custom skate wheel chain tension assembly.
-New clutch.
-Rebuilt carbs.
-Re jetted carbs.
-90% tread on tires. You could finish the season on 'em.
-Super bad ass slash cut and wrapped straight pipes.
-Ammo can is where all the brains are hiding. It was beautifully re-done by RetroSpeed in Belgium.
-Custom bent and powder coated kick stand. (It now has a good lean so it won't fall over when you park.)
-Hand made bars by some dude out in IL. Ape hanging Z bars.
-Harley sportster tank with reserve style petcock.
-Old Harley perch mount that was cut in half and used anyway.
-Harley uni fit skull gas cap.

She a real subtle green metal flake paint job and matching seat.
As you can see it's a rigid frame and suicide shift. This isn't a bike for brand new riders. Once you get used to it it's a blast to bar bomb on.

I didn't like the fender struts so that's off right now while I fab some new ones up.

If you want to test drive it you better show up with cash money for me to hold. Either you need to know how to ride a suicide shift or be bat **** crazy. Well... you need to be bat **** crazy to ride this mother either way.

So, hit up my email and leave your number.



I am open to trade offers of other bikes only! I like bobbers, cafe, choppers and classics. It has to be a soft tail or I'm not interested.

• Location: MKE
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[Chrkut]

Wow, this is about a mile or less from my college. I wouldn't be surprised if a college kid would buy it for that much.

nfptc-3930378201@sale.craigslist.org [?] flag [?] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of Posted: 2013-07-12, 3:06AM EDT
Motor Scooter - Carnell - $750 (Lancaster, PA)

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Eckman Road at Brenneman Road

Motor Scoter - Carnelli with Sacks Ag Engine. Asking 750. Runs

 

[Chrkut]

Another beaut from the Lancaster CL

1981 STREET SLEEPER Fast & Furious - $2600 (elverson)

1981 Suzuki GS1100 E for sale. Clean as new. Brand new viper orange paint. Rear swing arm extended. Goes straight. Does not wheelie. Carbs worked, engine worked, MRE clutch kit and housing, deep cut trans gears, thick ass chain, vaance Hines exhaust, cammed. Proper setup. Fresh inspection and much more ! This bike is not a novice machine and is extremely fast. Six 1 o 4 7 six 33 o 3 to talk. NO EMAIL I WILL NOT REAPOND PHONE ONLY! I do not want to sell but I am forced to due to financial difficulties. Thanks for reading !

 

[SVSooke]

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/Bobber---Honda-CM400---offers-welcomed_19920756
http://image.usedvictoria.com/photos/01/97/31993497_934.jpg
$3,200 ? Bobber - Honda CM400 - offers welcomed

1981 Honda CM400 Bobber - built this one slowly over a year, invested tons of money and time.

NEW: brake master cylinder, side mounted black faced speedo, signals/horn/highbeam handlebar switch, throttle, grips, rear shorty 11" shocks, headlight, tires front and back, clutch lever/mirror mount, solo springer saddle, drag bars, clear fuel lines, petcock.

Custom painted Frisco style tank, glass faced tail light from a late 60's/early 70's logging truck found in the Kootenays, custom rough built battery box and electronics box, straight pipes, air filters, fork gaters, wire spoke wheels. Bike also comes with rear ducktail steel fender by 7 Metal West in Wisconsin (just got it this week - its in the last photo) ...

This bike runs well, but it does leaks/burns a bit of oil, it sounds awesome once it warms up - pretty loud for its size. The gas tank was flat black prior to paint, it could be that again with a day work sanding. Images speak for themselves, comes with spare frame/parts engine, complete engine gasket kit, extra signals, 2 stock airboxes, stock tank, extra rims, tons of spare stock parts (fenders, smaller headlight, handlebar alternatives, etc). Its been rewired and setup to connect turning signals, although they are not installed yet. Clean registration/papers

Video Here: http://youtu.be/Xe0nPLGM0Dc

Selling because I have no time to ride it....its taking up space so its gotta go. This bike is sold as is, it was a fun project.

 

[Gorminrider]

$3,200 ? Bobber - Honda CM400 - offers welcomed
well, he's certainly done some work on it alright. It's kinda cool if you are into this.
...but it does leaks/burns a bit of oil,
maybe all this was done without doing anything to the engine? too bad.

..."it sounds awesome once it warms up - pretty loud for its size"

I'll bet his neighbours hate him and will be glad if someone buys this.

 

[Gorminrider]

Motor Scooter - Carnell - $750 (Lancaster, PA) [/B]

Motor Scoter - Carnelli with Sacks Ag Engine. Asking 750. Runs

Wow, what is that! it'd look cool on my mantlepiece,though 750 is a bit rich.