Craigslist "funnies"

[cowboyup3371]

Do you think he likes red?

 

[SVSooke]

He should be arrested for that.

Drawn,quartered and shot for good measure.Poor 550

 

[Tamara]

That is a whole lotta red. Customizing may not be his calling.

 

[Gorminrider]

"Custom"...right down to the Form-A-Gasket on the stator cover

That is pretty bad,ain't it. I guess he couldn't find red Form-a-gasket

man o man. Who is ever going to strip that crap paint off. even the mirrors are painted. It looks like one of those jobs that whatever you spill paint on, you paint completely, instead of cleaning the drip off.

 

[GS1000G Shopper]

IMO, that much red will prevent him from seeing any green.

 

[storm 64]

The poor little Suzuki. It never did anything to anybody to deserve that kind of treatment.

 

[earlfor]

That swing arms looks like a piece of 3/8" steel bar stock too. Jeez!

 

[Steve]

That swing arms looks like a piece of 3/8" steel bar stock too. Jeez!

But it's "CUSTOM".

.

 

[GreaseMonkey]

Wow, that is just plain wrong. Maybe a circus could buy it. I could definitely imagine a clown riding it - maybe chasing a dwarf on a unicycle.

 

[earlfor]

But it's "CUSTOM".

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Yeah, "custom" usually means unbelievably screwed up.

 

[slayer61]

Yes, but think of all the poor saw-zall blades that were sacrificed for this build!

 

[Steve]

Yeah, "custom" usually means unbelievably screwed up.

Well, if it IS 3/8" flat stock, ... it won't take long. :-\\\

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[earlfor]

Well, if it IS 3/8" flat stock, ... it won't take long. :-\\\

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There used to be vehicle safety inspections. Resuming those would put a end to all the accident waiting to happen "custom" stuff. As much as I don't like regulation, sometimes.................

 

[GS1000G Shopper]

"This is a great motorcycle for someone looking to get started riding."

Maybe if you're Ahnold in his prime. This thing is a land yacht! It even has a passenger headrest. Also, I thought the Cavalcade launched in '85?

http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/3945189713.html

1983 Suzuki Cavalcade LXE - $2400 (Corydon, IN)

This bike runs great. It has been laid over once and needs a new dash. The only mechanical problem is a slow leak in the clutch. This is a great motorcycle for someone looking to get started riding. Im asking 2400 OBO. I would also be willing to trade for a pair of jet skis. Call or text (812)-736-2five4zero If I don't answer leave a message.

 

[earlfor]

"This is a great motorcycle for someone looking to get started riding."

Either someone is lying through their teeth, or they don't have a clue. Just what a new rider needs to learn with. OMG!

 

[Steve]

I thought the Cavalcade launched in '85?

Yep, '85 to '90.

And, ... that color combination and the passenger headrest did not appear until the '88 model.

.

 

[dorkburger]

oh my

oh my

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/3911835051.html
how does one show the CL image in the post?

 

[5150/gs]

right click copy and paste
Suzuki Hayabusa Streetfighter - $11000 (Bedminster, NJ)

I AM SELLING A ONE OF A KIND CUSTOM STREETFIGHTER WITH TOO MANY EXTRAS TO LIST. OVER $20g INVESTED. THIS IS A MUST SEE BIKE. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED....Custom motorcycle with some fine features. Only 4,995 miles on the odometer.


Looking for a quick sale to make room! Asking $11,000 or best offer.

 

[MAJikMARCer]

Horror Show

Horror Show

YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED.

Yes I will. I already am that someone would do that to a perfectly good 'Busa. It looks like a novice movie prop artist decided to practice on it.

 

[Tamara]

Maybe he's hoping Hollywood will buy it for the next Transformers movie .