Craigslist "funnies"

[trevor]

Beauty! And only 4 grand!

Beauty! And only 4 grand!

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/4019410564.html

 

[BigD_83]

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/4019410564.html

Oh gawd! not that beast again.

 

[chuck c]

1987 Honda CR 500 - $1100 (Estell Manor, NJ)

1987 Honda CR 500
20 hours on rebuilt top end (needs side cover cooling side)
very fast bike
$1,100 or $900 if bought by 8-14-13
call 609-389-5716 or 609-957-2215

• Location: Estell Manor, NJ

 

[dorkburger]

Top end rebuilt.....in 1988. Used to hold down the ground since.

 

[earlfor]

1987 Honda CR 500 - $1100 (Estell Manor, NJ)

1987 Honda CR 500
20 hours on rebuilt top end (needs side cover cooling side)
very fast bike
$1,100 or $900 if bought by 8-14-13
call 609-389-5716 or 609-957-2215

• Location: Estell Manor, NJ

OMG! Whatever he is smoking, he should be selling that!

 

[850GT_Rider]

1987 Honda CR 500 - $1100 (Estell Manor, NJ)

1987 Honda CR 500
20 hours on rebuilt top end (needs side cover cooling side)
very fast bike
$1,100 or $900 if bought by 8-14-13

call 609-389-5716 or 609-957-2215

• Location: Estell Manor, NJ

Another primo example of the Craklist "Ran when parked".

 

[subforry]

1987 Honda CR 500 - $1100 (Estell Manor, NJ)

1987 Honda CR 500
20 hours on rebuilt top end (needs side cover cooling side)
very fast bike
$1,100 or $900 if bought by 8-14-13
call 609-389-5716 or 609-957-2215

• Location: Estell Manor, NJ

I think the plastic purple wheel quad is a better buy.

 

[cowboyup3371]

I like this guy's attitude here - 1 year or 5000 miles which ever comes first - makes you wonder if he's promoting the bar hopping scene?

GAS SAVER !!!!! 2013 CLEVELAND CYCLE WERKS THA HEIST BOBBER - $3295 (LAWRENCEBURG, IN 47025 (513) 205-2829)

2013 THA HEIST 250cc Bobber. These motorcycles look amazing. These bikes get between 65 - 100 mpg depending on driver. If you are looking for a very affordable and stylish looking bike then this is the one. Come check out these bikes and more at Adrenaline Motorsports Toys. This bike is new and is backed with a full factory warranty for 1 year or 5000 miles whichever comes first.
MSRP $3295 Financing available

 

[Gregory]

I like this guy's attitude here - 1 year or 5000 miles which ever comes first - makes you wonder if he's promoting the bar hopping scene?

GAS SAVER !!!!! 2013 CLEVELAND CYCLE WERKS THA HEIST BOBBER - $3295 (LAWRENCEBURG, IN 47025 (513) 205-2829)

2013 THA HEIST 250cc Bobber. These motorcycles look amazing. These bikes get between 65 - 100 mpg depending on driver. If you are looking for a very affordable and stylish looking bike then this is the one. Come check out these bikes and more at Adrenaline Motorsports Toys. This bike is new and is backed with a full factory warranty for 1 year or 5000 miles whichever comes first.
MSRP $3295 Financing available

I really don't understand this market segment they are selling to. If I had to ride a 250cc I would go for an endure or dirt bike with a lot of torque. Cruising with 250cc's seems odd. On the other hand if I was hell bent on getting into the cruiser/bobber/chopper theme with over $3k to spend, I would opt for a mangled 750cc+ vintage like ours.

 

[bccap]

How to sell a Harley.....................

Harley Electraglide 2005 Twin Cam 88 - $12500 (Garage)

Original owner,17,100 kms,Black ,Pipes,Chrome,Always Maintained,....Blair, 604-313-8954

• Location: Garage
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[SVSooke]

I'd look at this but I'm not a badazz
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/1979-Honda-cb400_20422350
http://image.usedvictoria.com/photos/03/99/33406599_614.jpg
1979 Honda cb400
Selling this little bad ass - needs some work, but is running fine. Could use someone with some more mechanical background (I'm not that person). Hate to let it go, but don't have the time to work on it right now. Put in a new battery, adjusted the carbs, and did an oil change recently. In running condition and insured at the moment - come take it for a ride.

 

[cowboyup3371]

I'd look at this but I'm not a badazz
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/1979-Honda-cb400_20422350
http://image.usedvictoria.com/photos/03/99/33406599_614.jpg
1979 Honda cb400
Selling this little bad ass - needs some work, but is running fine. Could use someone with some more mechanical background (I'm not that person). Hate to let it go, but don't have the time to work on it right now. Put in a new battery, adjusted the carbs, and did an oil change recently. In running condition and insured at the moment - come take it for a ride.

Bad tires you mean? Those look so old they must have come off a Model T

 

[trevor]

Looks like a good deal...

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/Orgasmatron-Four-Five--_20430023

 

[Tamara]

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mcy/4005451709.html - Why post pictures of the bike when you can take a picture of your cell phone with the screen showing a bike?

 

[Gorminrider]

thanks,trevor!- I learned a new word: "Orgasmatron"

(http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/Orgasmatron-Four-Five--_20430023)

 

[cowboyup3371]

More like Pukeatron

 

[Gorminrider]

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mcy/4005451709.html - Why post pictures of the bike when you can take a picture of your cell phone with the screen showing a bike?

THAT is a good question.... that is just weird.

 

[rustybronco]

Not craigslist but and ebay cracklister...

Not craigslist but and ebay cracklister...

Didn't know what to say so I asked the seller a question.

Let me think about this for a moment.

These?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/111127228026?item=111127228026&viewitem=&vxp=mtr

Or these?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/2-Samsonite...-/161094088388?pt=Luggage&hash=item2581f4b6c4

(I already have a set of them.- was looking for a luggage rack)

 

[Spyder]

How to sell a Harley.....................

Harley Electraglide 2005 Twin Cam 88 - $12500 (Garage)

Original owner,17,100 kms,Black ,Pipes,Chrome,Always Maintained,....Blair, 604-313-8954

• Location: Garage
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Location: Garage ???

I just checked my garage, didn't see it or the '60s dragster...

 

[trevor]

Sweet!!

Sweet!!

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/mcy/4031581018.html