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http://daytona.craigslist.org/mcy/4134398905.html
Seriously? LOL
Seriously? LOL
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SVSooke
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Where in the heck do you get orange header paint????:-&AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
My eyes!
http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/3978602831.html
Cool 1983 honda CB 550 SC Nighthawk - $1700 (Greenwood)
2013 Camaro green paint, hand drawn "RAT FINK" on tank. Cool bike, Runs great! fun bike, gets lots of looks!! please call Kevin anytime at #317-409-7218 asking $1700. OBO.
How much would you like to bet that's just Rustoleum from Walmart? It will probably burn off the first time he starts it and then he'll complain about how it's a crappy paint.
funny to me
funny to me
Some people may like this, but it looks kinda funny to me!
http://norfolk.craigslist.org/mcy/4140964410.html
funny to me
Some people may like this, but it looks kinda funny to me!
http://norfolk.craigslist.org/mcy/4140964410.html
I have a rare trike project forsale . It's a citroen 2cv with a mz front end .it runs but needs finishing . I'm only selling as I won't have the time to finish it as I've my first child on the way and i need the cash . No tyre kickers or time wasters . ?1200 Ono as I said it's very rare.
He's not lying-it's plainly one of a kind .
(So That's what a Deux Chevaux engine looks like
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Dodik
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http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html</div>
1997 Jeep Cherokee - $1750 (Enid, OK )
1997 Jeep Cherokee (XJ)
220K Miles
4.0 L in-line 6
4WD
AUTOMATIC Transmission
Bright Red
Straight Stock
Crank Windows, no cruise, no tilt, no delay wiper, no nonsense
POWER MIRRORS! Woo Hoo!
$1750
Here's the deal, kids:
This is a Jeep Cherokee. This is not a luxury SUV, or a maintenance-free disposable import. It has solid front axles, wind noise, and character.
It's a Jeep. It rides like a Jeep. It drives like a Jeep. All of these are GOOD things.
It is not new, it is not pristine, it is used. This will be apparent in the pictures.
If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you have been posting on facebook all about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and bitch a lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you feel you are owed anything in the world & have a bull**** job where you fail to produce: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you own a bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you consider the 2nd Amendment an anachronistic relic and have never owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If, however, you have BALLS OF STEEL and consider adverse weather an excuse to do stupid ****: THIS IS YOUR JEEP.
Do you laugh at danger, and tempt fate?
Have you ever uttered the words, "Hold my beer and watch this ..."?
While bored at work do you pick targets at random and think, "I could hit that from here with the .22 ..."?
Have any of your friends quit hanging out because you were too much fun?
Do you have the number of a friend with cash memorized for bail?
When you pass an abandoned flatbed farm truck along a fenceline do you consider taking on another project?
Is your ol' lady really sick of the random piles of parts, greasy footprints, and empty beer bottles in the garage?
-could you not care less?
Do you have Jalopnik saved on your laptop AND smartphone?
Do you own a service manual for every vehicle you ever owned?
Do you still miss your first ride?
Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, and hi-lift jacks?
Remember when tool companies had the balls to put half-naked beauty queens on their calendars?
Do you consider the Prius an abominable affront to the Gods of displacement, torque, and All Mighty Internal Combustion?
If you answered in the affirmative to the preceding: THIS IS YOUR JEEP.
DETAILS:
-I am the second owner. First owner barely got it dirty and engaged the front axles once.
-I have remedied this excessive caretaking with muddy roads and a pile of fun.
-The motor uses a little oil. How much? I don't know, I'm not collecting statistical analysis points.
I check the oil, I fill the oil, I drive. Not enough to bother me.
-It leaks a little oil. How much? Not enough for me to care. It has 220,000 miles, Poindexter!
If you have a vehicle with 220K NOT leaking or burning oil, it's empty!
-Rear bumper has a big-ass crease in it. I dented it backing into a concrete pole. Sober.
We drove away giggling, for the record. Haven't fixed it.
-Driver's side door was caught by the wind, whipped forward, got into the LF quarter panel.
-Radiator has a small leak. Pinhole. I can replace the radiator or you can. Really doesn't matter
A new radiator and hoses will run $145. If you don't want to replace them I will.
Add $250 to the price of vehicle. This includes radiator, hoses, and labor (beer). A freaking bargain.
-The badass little 4.0L bullet-proof in-line six starts and runs like the proverbial champ.
-Tranny and 4WD operate perfectly
-Tires will need replaced in a couple thousand miles. I haven't upgraded because I had plans:
Had planned a small lift, upgrade to 17" Wrangler wheels, and more aggressive tires.
Life got in the way - it ain't happening.
-Zombie stickers on the right rear window stay. My daughter's idea, take it up with her.
-Flogging Molly sticker stays as well. They kick ass, so there.
QUESTIONS:
-Why are you selling?
I can't justify owning it anymore. Motorsickles, kiddos, work, travel, and beer have consumed my time and money.
Someone else needs to appreciate the Jeep for what it is: awesome mechanical artistry.
-What's wrong with it?
Radiator. Small oil leaks. Driver's side door cosmetic issues.
And it's ****ed it has been neglected and parked. It needs rescued.
-Does the 4WD work?
Hell yes. Like a Dickensian Orphan.
-Will you sell me the [engine / tranny / rear door / axle / etc.]?
No. I'm not in the salvage business. Buy the Jeep. Love the Jeep. Give the Jeep a home.
-Will you take [insert ridiculously stupid low number here]?
No. If I wanted [ridiculously low number] I would have asked [ridiculously low number]
Want a cheap car? Get your kid that lowered tuner piece of **** honda project down the road.
I think I'm plenty cheap for this bad mofo.
-Why is it still stock?
Because I bought it for a daily driver with the intention of turning it into a project.
I haven't had the time to do so. So I am selling it.
-Can I put a 6" lift and giant tires on it?
I don't give a ****. But be sure to use quality components and for God's sake - get it aligned after a lift!
-Would this make a good car for my daughter?
Hell. Yes. Not only a good car, a learning experience. Introduction to vehicular maintenance.
Additionally, there isn't really enough room in the back for that little bastard she's dating to try anything.
-Can you deliver?
Within reason. I'd drive it a hundred miles or so. But really, you should come get it. Look it over. Have a beer. Etc.
-Will you take a check / cashier's check / Western Union Transfer / Nigerian Promissory Note?
Would you take a ball pein hammer to the forehead?
No. I'll take Cash. Period. Bring cash or don't show.
-Will you ship to -?
No. See above.
-No, really, all I have is [lowball dollar amount]?
That's great, I don't give a ****. Unicef ain't running this deal, and until they do I want $1750.
Why? Because I don't HAVE to sell this little beauty. Truth be known, I'd rather keep it.
But if it's going to a good home - I will sell. Unless you're an ******* - then no sale.
-Why are you such a dick?
Everything is relative; you should see my friends.
Any other questions, feel free to reply to this email and ask.
Location: Enid, OK
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Posting ID: 4119280944 Posted: 2013-10-09, 11:39AM CDT Updated: 2013-10-09, 3:36PM CDT email to a friend
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1997 Jeep Cherokee - $1750 (Enid, OK )
1997 Jeep Cherokee (XJ)
220K Miles
4.0 L in-line 6
4WD
AUTOMATIC Transmission
Bright Red
Straight Stock
Crank Windows, no cruise, no tilt, no delay wiper, no nonsense
POWER MIRRORS! Woo Hoo!
$1750
Here's the deal, kids:
This is a Jeep Cherokee. This is not a luxury SUV, or a maintenance-free disposable import. It has solid front axles, wind noise, and character.
It's a Jeep. It rides like a Jeep. It drives like a Jeep. All of these are GOOD things.
It is not new, it is not pristine, it is used. This will be apparent in the pictures.
If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you have been posting on facebook all about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and bitch a lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you feel you are owed anything in the world & have a bull**** job where you fail to produce: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you own a bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you consider the 2nd Amendment an anachronistic relic and have never owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If, however, you have BALLS OF STEEL and consider adverse weather an excuse to do stupid ****: THIS IS YOUR JEEP.
Do you laugh at danger, and tempt fate?
Have you ever uttered the words, "Hold my beer and watch this ..."?
While bored at work do you pick targets at random and think, "I could hit that from here with the .22 ..."?
Have any of your friends quit hanging out because you were too much fun?
Do you have the number of a friend with cash memorized for bail?
When you pass an abandoned flatbed farm truck along a fenceline do you consider taking on another project?
Is your ol' lady really sick of the random piles of parts, greasy footprints, and empty beer bottles in the garage?
-could you not care less?
Do you have Jalopnik saved on your laptop AND smartphone?
Do you own a service manual for every vehicle you ever owned?
Do you still miss your first ride?
Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, and hi-lift jacks?
Remember when tool companies had the balls to put half-naked beauty queens on their calendars?
Do you consider the Prius an abominable affront to the Gods of displacement, torque, and All Mighty Internal Combustion?
If you answered in the affirmative to the preceding: THIS IS YOUR JEEP.
DETAILS:
-I am the second owner. First owner barely got it dirty and engaged the front axles once.
-I have remedied this excessive caretaking with muddy roads and a pile of fun.
-The motor uses a little oil. How much? I don't know, I'm not collecting statistical analysis points.
I check the oil, I fill the oil, I drive. Not enough to bother me.
-It leaks a little oil. How much? Not enough for me to care. It has 220,000 miles, Poindexter!
If you have a vehicle with 220K NOT leaking or burning oil, it's empty!
-Rear bumper has a big-ass crease in it. I dented it backing into a concrete pole. Sober.
We drove away giggling, for the record. Haven't fixed it.
-Driver's side door was caught by the wind, whipped forward, got into the LF quarter panel.
-Radiator has a small leak. Pinhole. I can replace the radiator or you can. Really doesn't matter
A new radiator and hoses will run $145. If you don't want to replace them I will.
Add $250 to the price of vehicle. This includes radiator, hoses, and labor (beer). A freaking bargain.
-The badass little 4.0L bullet-proof in-line six starts and runs like the proverbial champ.
-Tranny and 4WD operate perfectly
-Tires will need replaced in a couple thousand miles. I haven't upgraded because I had plans:
Had planned a small lift, upgrade to 17" Wrangler wheels, and more aggressive tires.
Life got in the way - it ain't happening.
-Zombie stickers on the right rear window stay. My daughter's idea, take it up with her.
-Flogging Molly sticker stays as well. They kick ass, so there.
QUESTIONS:
-Why are you selling?
I can't justify owning it anymore. Motorsickles, kiddos, work, travel, and beer have consumed my time and money.
Someone else needs to appreciate the Jeep for what it is: awesome mechanical artistry.
-What's wrong with it?
Radiator. Small oil leaks. Driver's side door cosmetic issues.
And it's ****ed it has been neglected and parked. It needs rescued.
-Does the 4WD work?
Hell yes. Like a Dickensian Orphan.
-Will you sell me the [engine / tranny / rear door / axle / etc.]?
No. I'm not in the salvage business. Buy the Jeep. Love the Jeep. Give the Jeep a home.
-Will you take [insert ridiculously stupid low number here]?
No. If I wanted [ridiculously low number] I would have asked [ridiculously low number]
Want a cheap car? Get your kid that lowered tuner piece of **** honda project down the road.
I think I'm plenty cheap for this bad mofo.
-Why is it still stock?
Because I bought it for a daily driver with the intention of turning it into a project.
I haven't had the time to do so. So I am selling it.
-Can I put a 6" lift and giant tires on it?
I don't give a ****. But be sure to use quality components and for God's sake - get it aligned after a lift!
-Would this make a good car for my daughter?
Hell. Yes. Not only a good car, a learning experience. Introduction to vehicular maintenance.
Additionally, there isn't really enough room in the back for that little bastard she's dating to try anything.
-Can you deliver?
Within reason. I'd drive it a hundred miles or so. But really, you should come get it. Look it over. Have a beer. Etc.
-Will you take a check / cashier's check / Western Union Transfer / Nigerian Promissory Note?
Would you take a ball pein hammer to the forehead?
No. I'll take Cash. Period. Bring cash or don't show.
-Will you ship to -?
No. See above.
-No, really, all I have is [lowball dollar amount]?
That's great, I don't give a ****. Unicef ain't running this deal, and until they do I want $1750.
Why? Because I don't HAVE to sell this little beauty. Truth be known, I'd rather keep it.
But if it's going to a good home - I will sell. Unless you're an ******* - then no sale.
-Why are you such a dick?
Everything is relative; you should see my friends.
Any other questions, feel free to reply to this email and ask.
Location: Enid, OK
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Posting ID: 4119280944 Posted: 2013-10-09, 11:39AM CDT Updated: 2013-10-09, 3:36PM CDT email to a friend
Avoid scams, deal locally! Do NOT wire funds (Western Union, Moneygram).
Beware cashier checks, money orders, shipping, non-local buyers/sellers. More info
FORMAT: mobile standard
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That's a pretty epic post. hahahahaha
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aarongs1100
Guest
I like it id just paint it and redo the seat and get a wider tire from a GSX-R and it would be a nice bike
These pictures sure make me want to go see the bikes
. No editing done to them on my part to fix them up
bikes for sale cheap (huber heights)
I have three bikes I need too move a Honda rebel 450 kawaski kz650, 550gs old and couple of part bikes call rick 937 520 1131 anytime before 10pm Honda rebel will take 300 for kawaski is 450 Suzuki take 500 all are running bikes just needs a little work
. No editing done to them on my part to fix them upbikes for sale cheap (huber heights)
I have three bikes I need too move a Honda rebel 450 kawaski kz650, 550gs old and couple of part bikes call rick 937 520 1131 anytime before 10pm Honda rebel will take 300 for kawaski is 450 Suzuki take 500 all are running bikes just needs a little work
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Guest
These pictures sure make me want to go see the bikes
At least the price is right. $300-$500 for running bikes? lulz
Might be worth a peek.
Awful pics, but you never know...
The picture was hard to see in the original ad but better here; interesting custom:
Custom Scooter - Rally Bike 150cc - $550 (Springboro)
Custom GY6 scooter with 150cc engine. Runs great, Great custom bike - ride it as-is or make it your own. Title in hand. Make an offer, may consider the right trade.
Custom Scooter - Rally Bike 150cc - $550 (Springboro)
Custom GY6 scooter with 150cc engine. Runs great, Great custom bike - ride it as-is or make it your own. Title in hand. Make an offer, may consider the right trade.
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GreatDane
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,2007 nanja 650r - $2400 (Lafayette )
Its got 12k males. On it new tires brake and muck more.
Males and muck together...wow
Its got 12k males. On it new tires brake and muck more.
Males and muck together...wow
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SVSooke
Guest
Well they didn't use bad ass
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/1989-Suzuki-GSX-Katana-600cc_20964830
http://image.usedvictoria.com/photos/03/07/35227507_934.jpg
http://image.usedvictoria.com/photos/01/18/35227518_934.jpg
http://image.usedvictoria.com/photos/01/00/35227500_934.jpg
http://image.usedvictoria.com/photos/03/12/35227512_934.jpg
40k, runs and rides great. Very fast bike.
But GD that's ugly IMHO.:hand:
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/1989-Suzuki-GSX-Katana-600cc_20964830
http://image.usedvictoria.com/photos/03/07/35227507_934.jpg
http://image.usedvictoria.com/photos/01/18/35227518_934.jpg
http://image.usedvictoria.com/photos/01/00/35227500_934.jpg
http://image.usedvictoria.com/photos/03/12/35227512_934.jpg
40k, runs and rides great. Very fast bike.
But GD that's ugly IMHO.:hand:
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winfield
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Cinci rant
Cinci rant
What a rant... and he's trying to sell the bike.
link: http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/4169864862.html
here's the copy:
Let me start off by saying that if you are looking for something to fill that void in your heart, this is it. If you like chopping down trees for pleasure, living off the land, feeling the warmth of gutting a deer, wearing beards, and reading your Bible, you have come to the right place. If you stand true as a man. Continue reading. If you have thin skin, stop reading.
Now let me get to the meat and potatoes of this. I'm not going to jump around anything like those other liberal scammers might with their dealership "sales". I'm not going to ask you to send a check and I'll ship you this bike.. Straight up honesty.
This bike is 919cc's of pure power. If you want a starter bike, grab your hand bag and drive a Vespa. It is six speeds of gut wrenching power.. Similar to the feeling of starting your chainsaw, dragging your camaro, or shooting that brand new AR-15 you bought. This beaut will pop a wheelie in every gear if you treat her well. V6 madness. If you don't know how to ride a bike, don't expect to come here and test drive her. If you stall her out, I will personally have the pleasure of slapping you in the face. She's been well maintained and doesn't need anyone to treat her like crap.
Now let's get to the details... Brand new black cherry metallic paint. Prettier than your wife's face as you wake up in the morning. Dual chrome exhaust. Sounds more beautiful than your own mothers bedtime songs as a child. There are some scratches on the muffler from the previous owner (who got slapped from dropping this beaut). Nothing major. Fender eliminator with led turn signals and brake light. Everyone likes the look of a nice behind and this is one great one. This bike is a naked version of the Cbr. That's right... Pretty great huh? Who really can call themselves a man if you can't see the engine of that monster? 18xxx miles on this one. I have enjoyed my time of open road, the smells of country air, fresh cut grass, horse farms, and sights and smells of farms and mountain air.
There are no issues with this bike except for one... You aren't on it! What will happen if I purchase this bike and what are the qualifications of owning it? I'm sure that is what you are asking. I will be happy to tell you:
1. You are a real man
2. You will grow chest hair
3. Beard-mandatory
4. Wood carving skills improve
5. Your wife will clean and not nag
6. Your wife will take out the trash
7. Your dog will obey your every word
8. You will get a promotion
9. Your debts will disappear
10. You will hate cats
11. You will enjoy the open road
12. You will laugh at the other men on the 600 ricers with whistles for exhaust
13. You will woo all women effortlessly
14. You will enjoy red meat
15. The Dos Equis man will look up to YOU
16. Chuck Norris.
17. John McCain
18. Steaks for dinner.
19. Winning the Lottery.
20. Women on the side.
21. Wrestling with bear
22. Building **** out of stone.
23. Riding Lawn Mower.
24. Bon Fires in cul-de-sac.
25. Bar Fights.
26. Wife picks you up from The gun range.
27. Craftsman Tools.
28. Jay Bisset.
29. Welding stuff.
30. Digging holes.
31. Huge Piece of meat.
32. Beef jerky
33. Fishing with your bear hands (yea I'm spelling that right. You better have manly hands)
Pretty life changing huh?
Now for the price. I'm sitting at 3000 Obo. What does Obo mean? I'm glad you asked. Obo does not mean I want to trade for your ricer. It does not mean I want your fireworks or hot water heater. It does not mean I want your Prius with Obama sticker on the back. It does not mean it doesn't mean in want your hippy "vintage" vehicle. I may be open to trades for a cruiser. Or even a decent car that MUST BE MANUAL. If you drive an automatic, you shouldn't have made it this far in the post. Give me a call or shoot me a text and I can send more pictures or even a video of this fuel injected cat purring. Now if you drop your spatula from that grill session on your charcoal grill (propane users need to grow a pair), we can work something out. Stop wearing your high heals and grab some boots and head over. Thanks for the interest. And God bless America
513-763-0520
Tags: USA, patriotism, God-Fearing American, Harley, Suzuki, Honda, Kawasaki, Manly, cbr, gsxr (that's cute..), ninja (anime fan huh?), shadow, cruiser, crotch rocket, sport bike, trade,
Cinci rant
What a rant... and he's trying to sell the bike.
link: http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/4169864862.html
here's the copy:
Let me start off by saying that if you are looking for something to fill that void in your heart, this is it. If you like chopping down trees for pleasure, living off the land, feeling the warmth of gutting a deer, wearing beards, and reading your Bible, you have come to the right place. If you stand true as a man. Continue reading. If you have thin skin, stop reading.
Now let me get to the meat and potatoes of this. I'm not going to jump around anything like those other liberal scammers might with their dealership "sales". I'm not going to ask you to send a check and I'll ship you this bike.. Straight up honesty.
This bike is 919cc's of pure power. If you want a starter bike, grab your hand bag and drive a Vespa. It is six speeds of gut wrenching power.. Similar to the feeling of starting your chainsaw, dragging your camaro, or shooting that brand new AR-15 you bought. This beaut will pop a wheelie in every gear if you treat her well. V6 madness. If you don't know how to ride a bike, don't expect to come here and test drive her. If you stall her out, I will personally have the pleasure of slapping you in the face. She's been well maintained and doesn't need anyone to treat her like crap.
Now let's get to the details... Brand new black cherry metallic paint. Prettier than your wife's face as you wake up in the morning. Dual chrome exhaust. Sounds more beautiful than your own mothers bedtime songs as a child. There are some scratches on the muffler from the previous owner (who got slapped from dropping this beaut). Nothing major. Fender eliminator with led turn signals and brake light. Everyone likes the look of a nice behind and this is one great one. This bike is a naked version of the Cbr. That's right... Pretty great huh? Who really can call themselves a man if you can't see the engine of that monster? 18xxx miles on this one. I have enjoyed my time of open road, the smells of country air, fresh cut grass, horse farms, and sights and smells of farms and mountain air.
There are no issues with this bike except for one... You aren't on it! What will happen if I purchase this bike and what are the qualifications of owning it? I'm sure that is what you are asking. I will be happy to tell you:
1. You are a real man
2. You will grow chest hair
3. Beard-mandatory
4. Wood carving skills improve
5. Your wife will clean and not nag
6. Your wife will take out the trash
7. Your dog will obey your every word
8. You will get a promotion
9. Your debts will disappear
10. You will hate cats
11. You will enjoy the open road
12. You will laugh at the other men on the 600 ricers with whistles for exhaust
13. You will woo all women effortlessly
14. You will enjoy red meat
15. The Dos Equis man will look up to YOU
16. Chuck Norris.
17. John McCain
18. Steaks for dinner.
19. Winning the Lottery.
20. Women on the side.
21. Wrestling with bear
22. Building **** out of stone.
23. Riding Lawn Mower.
24. Bon Fires in cul-de-sac.
25. Bar Fights.
26. Wife picks you up from The gun range.
27. Craftsman Tools.
28. Jay Bisset.
29. Welding stuff.
30. Digging holes.
31. Huge Piece of meat.
32. Beef jerky
33. Fishing with your bear hands (yea I'm spelling that right. You better have manly hands)
Pretty life changing huh?
Now for the price. I'm sitting at 3000 Obo. What does Obo mean? I'm glad you asked. Obo does not mean I want to trade for your ricer. It does not mean I want your fireworks or hot water heater. It does not mean I want your Prius with Obama sticker on the back. It does not mean it doesn't mean in want your hippy "vintage" vehicle. I may be open to trades for a cruiser. Or even a decent car that MUST BE MANUAL. If you drive an automatic, you shouldn't have made it this far in the post. Give me a call or shoot me a text and I can send more pictures or even a video of this fuel injected cat purring. Now if you drop your spatula from that grill session on your charcoal grill (propane users need to grow a pair), we can work something out. Stop wearing your high heals and grab some boots and head over. Thanks for the interest. And God bless America
513-763-0520
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...Yes, it disqualifies more than 3/4 of the human population and 85% of apes and chimpanzees too.
And he/she/it doesn't know that fuel-injectors are for poofters (".. I can send more pictures or even a video of this fuel injected cat purring".)
And he/she/it doesn't know that fuel-injectors are for poofters (".. I can send more pictures or even a video of this fuel injected cat purring".)
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That's pretty awesome. lol
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Home built...incase you didn't know.
Home built...incase you didn't know.
This one is listed as home built. I would have never figured. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Honda-CB-75...Parts_Accessories&hash=item1c38aad22d&vxp=mtr
Home built...incase you didn't know.
This one is listed as home built. I would have never figured. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Honda-CB-75...Parts_Accessories&hash=item1c38aad22d&vxp=mtr
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