Craigslist "funnies"

[850GT_Rider]

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/1984-Suzuki-750-project_21232114
$400 ? 1984 Suzuki 750 project
I have a 1984 suzuki 750 project motorcycle for sale. This would be a fun winter project. The bike was stripped down to the frame and painted black. This bike needs: turn signals, fuel tank hook up, seat, battery, and a horn. Also needs some minor wiring. It comes with some spare parts( old fuel tank, old front fender, etc..)My reason for selling this is because i have too many projects, Has valid registration. Call or email me for any questions.
http://www.usedvictoria.com/photos/01/58/35882558_614.jpg
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I don't want to say what I'd like to do to this guy.:-$

Looks like he got to that point, with the frame hacked, fubarred hard-tail wannabe, wiring messed up, and realized it wasn't going to work. Maybe tried to make it run, but it's missing any kind of air filters, so it's way too lean and won't even start.

OR maybe he's just an idiot.....

 

[SVSooke]

Looks like he got to that point, with the frame hacked, fubarred hard-tail wannabe, wiring messed up, and realized it wasn't going to work. Maybe tried to make it run, but it's missing any kind of air filters, so it's way too lean and won't even start.

OR maybe he's just an idiot.....

Just an idiot is understatement,poor ES what could it have done to deserve this

 

[Buddy]

This is something else. Ya'll find this typical?

432 walker gap rd.


I have a 1982 Suzuki .it run grate new tair's on front and back .less then a 100 mile on back tair.new chan sprket .every thing work on it ..very fast ..does need new set ..$1.200 dollars ...may be trade for nother bick .that the only reson im sell it to get a biger bike ...and the bike has 32000 mile .never been dog out .took good care of it .clean tiltel in hand ..second owner of bike ..205-473-1255

 

[tkent02]

Typical of a $200 bike. $1200, not so much.

 

[850GT_Rider]

This is something else. Ya'll find this typical?

432 walker gap rd.


I have a 1982 Suzuki .it run grate new tair's on front and back .less then a 100 mile on back tair.new chan sprket .every thing work on it ..very fast ..does need new set ..$1.200 dollars ...may be trade for nother bick .that the only reson im sell it to get a biger bike ...and the bike has 32000 mile .never been dog out .took good care of it .clean tiltel in hand ..second owner of bike ..205-473-1255

Overpriced? Check!
Bad (really bad) spelling? Check!
Incorrect punctuation? Check!
Bad grammar? Check!

Yes, typical Craigslist.

 

[Clone]

So one is a drug induced failure, the other is a redneck attempting to sell something while speaking redneck. Are all those sites for people with hmmmm challenges?

 

[chuck c]

I have a 1982 Suzuki .it run grate new tair's on front and back .less then a 100 mile on back tair.new chan sprket .every thing work on it ..very fast ..does need new set ..$1.200 dollars ...may be trade for nother bick .that the only reson im sell it to get a biger bike ...and the bike has 32000 mile .never been dog out .took good care of it .clean tiltel in hand ..second owner of bike

My spell check exploded and I think reading that cost me a few IQ points. It could be a good deal since it's only $1.20. I bet he signs the title with an X.

 

[wedoo2]

I have a 1982 Suzuki .it run grate new tair's on front and back .less then a 100 mile on back tair.new chan sprket .every thing work on it ..very fast ..does need new set ..$1.200 dollars ...may be trade for nother bick .that the only reson im sell it to get a biger bike ...and the bike has 32000 mile .never been dog out .took good care of it .clean tiltel in hand ..second owner of bike

My spell check exploded and I think reading that cost me a few IQ points. It could be a good deal since it's only $1.20. I bet he signs the title with an X.

Phonetically speaking it is a thing of beauty.

 

[Guest]

"Bud Light Addition".............What a rucking feetard.

http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/4208414757.html

78 Kawasaki KZ1000P - $2000

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Very nice collectors bike Bud Light addition.To much to list Great Christmas gift. THis price is for this week end only. Priced reduced for Christmas only...Bike would go for $4000.00 Located in Larue County Call Howard 270-735-7178 will only take cash

 

[wedoo2]

That could be a very cool bike. Not my brand though. Looks like Superman molded the exhaust.

 

[ctex]

I'd like to buy this guy a cold beverage.

I'd like to buy this guy a cold beverage.

http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4193066471.html

 

[dorkburger]

Sounds like an imitation of the guy selling a Jeep Cherkoee a while back......

 

[slayer61]

That is a great advertisement. I would consider making the purchase on the merits of the ad alone. Thanks for sharing. Paul

 

[wedoo2]

(the tail lights, brake lights and gauges can all be turned off independently) for quick get aways

Wish I had 12 grrrs.

Is he a dick? No
Marketing genius? Yes (well, maybe)

 

[GSX1000E]

Any monkey with a baseball bat can put a SBC into a vintage Oldsmobile but this guy has some serious skills...

http://orlando.craigslist.org/mpo/4244207439.html

 

[trevor]

Wanted...Man with a quad

Wanted...Man with a quad

I love her attitude!!

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/WANTED-man-with-quad_21303194

44 year old auburn vixen seeking man with quad for Saturday trip (Jan 11?). Hot dogs and camp fire included. Must have own transport to Shawnigan. 2 other wicked fun couples will be there. guaranteed good time - send pic of quad ;-). First come first serve

 

[Guest]

Speaking of hot dogs, I bet screwing her would be like throwing one down a hallway..............

 

[Ecklund]

"Bud Light Addition".............What a rucking feetard.

http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/4208414757.html

78 Kawasaki KZ1000P - $2000

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Very nice collectors bike Bud Light addition.To much to list Great Christmas gift. THis price is for this week end only. Priced reduced for Christmas only...Bike would go for $4000.00 Located in Larue County Call Howard 270-735-7178 will only take cash

Its clear he has limited use of language; maybe it means he can add...

 

[Gorminrider]

Speaking of hot dogs, I bet screwing her would be like throwing one down a hallway..............

( Next year, I resolve to become a Better Person and to not kill myself laughing at such jokes...)

 

[tkent02]

How sad…

Never had it above 6,400 RPM. What a waste of a good engine.

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/4276043996.html