Craigslist "funnies"

[earlfor]

Here ya go, Earl: http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum/showthread.php?t=223449&highlight=welding

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Ahhh Haaaa! Although, I would not burn brake fluid either. You never know.

 

[eil]

I thought the 750 ad was for sure a joke, but he lowered the price and now I'm not so sure. He added this:

$1000 price drop! I lowered the price from $4700 to $3700. I got a couple emails with people offering around $2800. I cant go that low, I am in to it for 150.00 and i need to make a profit to be able to buy a new boat. I know in the ad it said dentures, but I figured if I told people I want to buy a boat they wouldn't be as sympathetic

And at the bottom:

email me.. and no low ball offers i already lowerd the price 1000 off and some extra dot 3 for the fuel tank.

I am really not sure what to make of this! It's either a long-running joke or this guy wins the Craigslist Cracker of the year award.

 

[earlfor]

I am really not sure what to make of this! It's either a long-running joke or this guy wins the Craigslist Cracker of the year award.

I think it falls into the "long running joke" category. It isn't going to sell at the new price either.

 

[Crankthat]

One of akind (Conway)
Runs and drives great make offer call

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For the bad boy golfer!
Needs a sidecar for the club bags.

 

[Dave8338]

Only needs the carbs cleaned. He has two kits already !

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/mcy/4515659939.html

 

[csw55]

Only needs the carbs cleaned. He has two kits already !

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/mcy/4515659939.html

HAHAHA check out that front tire

 

[Rob S.]

I'm guessing not running. At least the windshield is clean.

I wonder if the sign stuck on the front voids the warranty?

 

[Steve]

Only needs the carbs cleaned. He has two kits already !

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/mcy/4515659939.html

HAHAHA check out that front tire

At least he is somewhat realistic with the $495 asking price.

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[megatwin]

HAHAHA check out that front tire

Just needs to be balanced.

 

[Guest]

More "L" than "L"

More "L" than "L"

From the Ontario, Canada Kijiji ads:
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-cruisers-choppers/hamilton/1983-suzuki-gs650gl/603658655?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

As a 650GL rider this made me shake my head.

 

[SVSooke]

Bike?What bike?
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/BMW-K-1200-RS_22518341

 

[Steve]

From the Ontario, Canada Kijiji ads:
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-cruis...0gl/603658655?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

As a 650GL rider this made me shake my head.

Bike?What bike?
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/BMW-K-1200-RS_22518341

OK, I'm tired of posting pictures for you guys.

When the ad expires or gets pulled, NOBODY is going to be able to see these "gems".

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[Guest]

Here's the pic

Here's the pic

I didn't think about the link eventually going down. Here's the pic from the Kijiji ad:

 

[SVSooke]

And mine,here's the ad copy to:
Great bike in unbelievably excellent condition with 26,400 km.
1998
Heated handles.
Anti-lock brakes.
Hard side bags.
I'm selling because we're downsizing.
Other pics ain't so.......interesting:lol:

 

[Spyder]

Now THAT'S how you sell a wom... er um, a motorcycle...

 

[Griffin]

And mine,here's the ad copy to:
Great bike in unbelievably excellent condition with 26,400 km.
1998
Heated handles.
Anti-lock brakes.
Hard side bags.
I'm selling because we're downsizing.
Other pics ain't so.......interesting:lol:

Daaayyyuuuuummmmm........

 

[Guest]

Painful for the passenger!

Painful for the passenger!

http://littlerock.craigslist.org/mcy/4524310007.html

That is if that is a passenger seat on the rear fender, OUCH!

 

[850GT_Rider]

I didn't think about the link eventually going down. Here's the pic from the Kijiji ad:

WTF did he do to the gas tank?

 

[Steel Toed Tank]

I didn't think about the link eventually going down. Here's the pic from the Kijiji ad:

Oh my dear lord, THAT is a hideous motorcycle.

 

[dorkburger]

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/4519921427.html