Craigslist "funnies"

[Gregory]

Gregory, I dig the rusted look, but 25k is just downright retarded.

I would likely spend 25k on your art WAY before I would spend that on that piece of rolling tetanus. (not an offer lol I don't have that kind of money)

Yes it is nuts for sure. I cant see anyone buying it but I bet he has people flock around him when he pulls up somewhere. I think the actual builder/artist riding it makes sense, but saying that you BOUGHT it doesn't as much.

 

[Guest]

Yes it is nuts for sure. I cant see anyone buying it but I bet he has people flock around him when he pulls up somewhere. I think the actual builder/artist riding it makes sense, but saying that you BOUGHT it doesn't as much.

As in Tractor-pull?

It looks the part but I don't think it as the humpf.

 

[megatwin]

Says it will turn heads:

He says it will turn heads. Ya, turn heads all right... Like turn my head to the right in order to not vomit on myself. Who knows, maybe its this very same contraption that inspired the CAN-AM Spyder?

Almost would like to meet some of these guys to see what rock they live under.

It's not the rock they live under,it's the rock they are smokin!

 

[ShadowFocus603]

I'll just leave this here.
http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/4799096088.html
[h=2]Bobber Christmas Present for your Girl--------||||\\\||||////|||| (Goffstown NH)[/h]

fuel : gas transmission : manual title status : clean

BadAss Bobber Sure to look good under your Ladies Ass its a 1972 Kawasaki 440 New carbs Fires right but runs and rides great electric and Kick Start yes a badass way to start the bike I did all the metal work on it the exhaust sounds as nasty as it looks! Everything works on it. It rides straight as an arrow Has plenty of power a great starter bike. dont know how many miles the speedo is not factory but I can tell you the Bike is clean Runs great and I put some really good oil in it I built it for a lady and we ended up spliting up so bikes got to go now. Call text emal
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Car Truck Jeep other Bike Rat rod Try me the worst I can say is no Motorcycle for you! You can buy it cash for 2500 Bucks

 

[Guest]

ultimate cafe 'started but now can't finish' project that's worth millions.

http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/4797072066.html

 

[steve murdoch]

Very nice detailed ad but it think he could have finished the bike in the time it took him to write it.

 

[Grimly]

Nice touch, including the pics of someone else's bike he was copying. "It will look like that, honest."

 

[Rob S.]

Yes it is nuts for sure. I cant see anyone buying it but I bet he has people flock around him when he pulls up somewhere. I think the actual builder/artist riding it makes sense, but saying that you BOUGHT it doesn't as much.

That is so true, but I tend to think it's not ridden much. Look at the rear fender. Not much lean angle there.

Yeah, it's one thing to say, "I'm crazy, I built it." But if you said you bought it, you'd be certifiably insane. :biggrin:

 

[Rob S.]

ultimate cafe 'started but now can't finish' project that's worth millions.

http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/4797072066.html

I was laughing at $3700 for the first pic. Then I found out it's only parts, the first and last pics are (crack) pipe dreams.

"Hey, this is what I paid for all these parts, so that's what it's worth!"

You gotta feel for the wife/girlfriend who contributes her paycheck to the household.

 

[Frank Z.]

Uh... um...

Uh... um...

...wow.

150cc bobber rat bike - $600

fuel : gastransmission : automatictitle status : clean

150cc Bobber Rat Bike

Completely custom

Frame Stretched 12"

Street Legal

Suzuki GSXR Seat

Vintage TTR 250 Enduro Tank

Brand New Battery

Ready for your personal Mods

Reliable

Strong

Get up and Go Every Single Time

Five one 2 5 eight 5 0 eight 1 zero

http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/4804673382.html

 

[chuck hahn]

"Ready for your personal mods"............Its getting wierder each day. LOL

 

[ShadowFocus603]

That's a scooter engine grafted to the ass of that thing.

 

[GSX1000E]

A new technique to remove an engine that we all might have overlooked. Is this how it is done in Indiana?

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mpo/4804427412.html

 

[Steve]

Might be similar to this video on how to remove an engine from a car.

.

 

[Rob S.]

A new technique to remove an engine that we all might have overlooked. Is this how it is done in Indiana?http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mpo/4804427412.html

Might be similar to this video on how to remove an engine from a car.

If you can't fix it with a hammer...

I bought a junked 350 when my '68 Camaro blew it's 327. The shop had their chain falls on the branch of a big tree. "I got no tree like that," I told them. "You got a swing set?" they replied.

Somewhere there's a photograph of me swinging on a V-8.

 

[Spyder]

That's a scooter engine grafted to the ass of that thing.

Oh no... That is a scooter with the frame "stretched" 12" an piece of square tube welded in to make it "like" a motorcycle... What a maroon...
And don't forget the "custom" GSXR seat that fits almost as well as the gas tank...

 

[Rob S.]

I would think that "250 Yamaha" gas tank is worth something.

 

[RaiderGT]

http://pennstate.craigslist.org/mcy/4794173123.html

I was almost fine with this until this part "only thing I didn't do was reseal fork seals, they leaked so I just drained fluid, they still work fine just not as stiff."

1980 KZ 1000 cafe racer. fs / ft. - $3500 < >

condition: like new
1980 fuel : gas transmission : manual title status : clean

Bike has 34,000 miles on it, motor runs great, shaft drive, no messy chain, lots of power, pulls real hard, very fast bike, new pod air filters, new jetting, 4 into 1 header with open pipe, sounds good, new coils, new plugs, new oil, new fuel filter and fuel line, new gaskets and O rings in carbs, carbs cleaned, stator cover resealed, new high heat bbq black paint on motor, side cases stripped for machined look, new crankcase breathers, new clubman bars, grips, new paint, light almond pearl with gloss black stripe down centers of tank and tail, handmade custom seat, handmade battery tray, handmade 16 gauge sheet metal tail with opening door for storage, newer gel mat battery, new tires front and rear, new led tail / brake light, rims stripped down, prepped and etch primed and painted and cleared, frame repainted, handmade functional fork brace, every nut and bolt and washer on the bike was wire wheeled or replaced, the bike is not a show bike, but a real nice rider, bike is fun to ride. only thing I didn't do was reseal fork seals, they leaked so i just drained fluid, they still work fine just not as stiff. I have alot of time in this bike. Bike does not have turn signals on but all wires are still there for them. Any questions, just ask. Thanks, $3,500 may take trades.

 

[dorkburger]

.........my motor leaked oil, so I drained it out.......it still ran, but it then it didnt.

 

[clutchthirty]

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=218&ad=32869778&cat=144&lpid=&search=&ad_cid=7

No title, runs poorly, and is a cosmetic disaster- can be yours for $2k. Are those coke cans attached to the carbs?