Craigslist "funnies"

[Spyder]

Only needs a tune up and a title?!? Who the hell would go through THAT much trouble and work to a bike with no title?!?

 

[witttom]

http://longisland.craigslist.org/mcy/4981748855.html

That's just painful.

Custom 1988 FZR1000 completely restored and customized - $5000 (Farmingdale)


I am selling this custom bike seen in the photos . It is a yamaha fzr1000 completely restored. Very cool bike, has virtually no miles Bike hasn't been started in 2 years but the last time it ran it was 100% . Bike will need a tuneup and a title. If you want to see the bike where it started from till when it was finished just google 1989 Yamaha fzr 1000 , click on the images tab and scroll down to about the fifth row and you'll see an image of the bike . Click on the image and you'll see how special this bike really is . If you have any questions please call me at 6314491615 thanks

 

[trtsmb]

That is a sad example of the failure of the educational system.

 

[Grimly]

There is one consolation - first bump and the rider / new owner won't be breeding any more morons.

 

[Guest]

Bike will need a tuneup and a title.


That's only a small issue??????

 

[witttom]

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/5016158649.html

custom 1971 gs 750 - $2800 (Hebron Ky)

1971 fuel : gas transmission : manual

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1971 gs750 engine on custom frame run awesome ready for riding season title in hand. $2800 contact Mike @859-360-4246

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

post id: 5016158649

 

[bobgroger]

It's an "L"!

 

[wymple]

The guy that is trying to find a buyer for the green booger didn't build it.

 

[jbird7262]

Hmmm, looks like a xs650 to me.

 

[wymple]

You got it. If he built it he wouldn't list it as a GS750.

 

[Spyder]

[h=2]84 GS 750 BOBBER - $2000 (SOUTH BEND)[/h]

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Suzuki gs 750m fuel : gas transmission : manual

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Up for sale or trade is a 1984 gs750 bobber. Bike is hard tail converted and stretched about 11 inches and was done at a shop in Columbus Ohio. Motor runs strong but carbs are currently off the bike. things that need to be finished are mounting seat, finishing lighting, running front brake lines, and placing chain on the bike.Comes with multiple tires and all brake parts and a bunch of other odds and ends parts. the frame alone was 1000 dollars to have done. my lose your gain. only getting rid of it because i need money to finish other projects.

will consider trades for euro cars or other bikes but cash is king. 1500 obo

call or text Garrett at 574 three six zero 2836

 

[Spyder]

[h=2]suzuki bobber - $2000 (lafayette)[/h]

1982 Suzuki GS 1000 fuel : gas transmission : manual

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1982 suzuki bobber project. 1000cc. Almost ready. Needs front brake finished and a few odds and ends buttoned up but runs great and rides now. Just needs finished. New throttle cable and throttle assembly. New clutch cable. Brand new rear tire and excellent front tire. New side mount license plate bracket and led tail light. Not yet on the bike.
The Girder front end alone is $1100. Need 2000 outa the bike. Owned it since 2007. Never left me stranded.
If you want the bike for $1000 I can take the front end off and throw in a springer but you finish.

 

[Rob S.]

"The frame alone was $1000..."

I don't care if it was $10. That still doesn't answer the question, "Why?"

I thought bobbers were shorter, especially in the rear. "Bobbed" means shortened, whether it's a motorcycle or a haircut.

 

[cowboyup3371]

This has been said before but I always wonder why they just don't finish what they start

 

[Grimly]

This has been said before but I always wonder why they just don't finish what they start

The last 10% of the work is 90% of the effort and/or money if they want to do it right, and many aren't much good at detail.
Ignoring the changing circumstances of house moves, family changes, etc.

 

[JamesWhut?]

Most of the time they are just full of s##t. The bike or motor has serious problems or has been mutilated beyond saving but crackhead still wants to get all of the money he poured into his hole back.

"The frame alone was $1000..."

I don't care if it was $10. That still doesn't answer the question, "Why?"

I thought bobbers were shorter, especially in the rear. "Bobbed" means shortened, whether it's a motorcycle or a haircut.

It was supposed to be a "drag bike". You know, the current fashion of putting swingarm extensions on and taking off all of the suspension travel out of the bike so its an ill handling POS but it looks fastish.

 

[dorkburger]

https://southjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/5018490419.html
It's generally helpful to add a model or a picture....

 

[steve murdoch]

https://southjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/5018490419.html
It's generally helpful to add a model or a picture....

A picture is not required when it is "like new condition"

 

[SVSooke]

https://southjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/5018490419.html
It's generally helpful to add a model or a picture....

A picture is not required when it is "like new condition"

I like the "needs assembly" thing.Yeah what 85 Suzuki model MIGHT just help to

 

[Eli69]

https://southjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/5018490419.html
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from the map it looks like the bike is located in a swamp.