Craigslist "funnies"

[SVSooke]

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/2005-Honda-VFR-800-ABS_25361223
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/2005-Honda-VFR-800-ABS_25399905
Not funny except they both together.What are the chances to that?Defiantly 2 different sellers.

 

[lurch12_2000]

Actually, I'm not laughing-I dig this... Coupla guys and a dog and a Saturday afternoon. But Comfort is not in the calculation!! Looks like they have the right bike to fool around with
http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mcy/5070561953.html

84 kz440 bobber chopper project - $500 (Battle ground)

Kz440
fuel: gas
transmission: manual

Just plain insane and only useful as a garage artifact.
I wonder if they sit in the garage every night and pretend. If you custom made a drive belt and somehow got the bike to run, the first little bump with that rear (lack of) suspension and the rider will likely bounce off the seat into the spinning rear wheel. But if you're wearing a$$less chaps then it will quickly erase the developing hemorrhoids from sitting on that seat.

 

[Rob S.]

I just think that (un)swing arm will crack.

 

[Guest]

That is soooooo funny. LMFAO

Mike

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=minger

 

[Spyder]

... someone crazier than themselves with extra guns or air compressors to trade. Yikes. I get they can shoot themselves with the gun but What will they do with an air compressor?

Air saw? ? ?

 

[pjKUN]

Very comfortable and fast bike.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/mcy/5026794924.html

83 suzuki gs1100 - $1300 (lake villa) < >

I have for sale a running 83 gs1100. Very comfortable and fast bike. Has new Vanes&hanes exhaust 4 into 1 with romovable baffle. Handle bars are adjustible. Has newer grips and rim/tire swapnin the frony
Have stock parts still also including rear fairing and seat. Tail light and side fairings. show contact info fastes way to reach me is by text. Thank you.

hah! I actually bought this bike for significantly less than the original asking price. This thing needs a lot of cosmetic work; however the engine runs fine. Got a bunch of parts on order, I'll make a build/project thread shortly. You should see the wiring mess I've uncovered...

-PJ

 

[Grimly]

At least the rear seat rail is still there (or does the original have a kick-up?) but is it de-tabbed? Are you planning on cafe-ing it properly or a stocker?

 

[pjKUN]

The rear rail is there but the frame has been half assed de-tabbed. I wanted a stocker and try to restore, but I'll save that for my next bike build. This one already has a modern front end (bandit), and has been chopped up so I was just gonna get a clean seat, new rubber, paint, and just enjoy the powerful 1100. Not really into the whole "cafe" "bobber" "rat" thing, I was never a fan of labels, but I do tend to gravitate to the cafe look.

I'm new to the 2 wheel world, but I'm a former Expert Certified Tech for Toyota (I work in IT now) so I know my way around a shop and tools. I hate hack job anything, so I'm pouring all my expertise and love into this project. It's a learning process, but I wanted to tackle this to grow as a technician. It's frustrating at times cause I want everything done the right way, but again I'm really just doing it for the love. I'll have a build thread going once my parts arrive. My dad had a 550 growing up so when I came across this ad and offered him my lowest price and he accepted, I picked it up and rode it home. It really brings back some good old memories. Not gonna lie, I didn't expect this 1100 to be as fast as it is. Surprised me!

 

[Grimly]

It'll be interesting to see it progress - keep us informed.

 

[bobgroger]

In the "the more you cut off the more it's worth" group....
Love the rear fender. Hope he makes it to the next PNW rally
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/5097317787.html

 

[Guest]

http://racine.craigslist.org/mcy/5092993380.html

http://racine.craigslist.org/mcy/5092993380.html

2004? Might actually be a good deal but 2004?\

 

[Gregory]

NO DOUBT ABOUT IT..looks like a great deal to me.

 

[Grimly]

Given the mileage and transmission is utterly wrong, it's getting better and better to snap up a bargain.

 

[Jedz123]

I just about died when I saw this:
http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/5080111954.html
[h=2]1983 SUZUKI GS 650 CUSTOM CHOPPER BOBBER - $2500 (BRATTLEBORO VT)[/h]

Apx. 23.000 MI. Shaft Drive, New tires, brakes tune up, custom exhaust, pod filters, carbs jetted, ammo can battery box, LED Bullet brake tail lights, custom paint job, chopper fender, this bike turns heads and gets compliments wherever it goes, exhaust sounds awesome and deep, fun to ride.
The custom suicide shift can be removed easily if not wanted.

NO MORE 1/2 PRICE TIRE KICKERS "PLEASE"

IF YOU HAVE NO CASH PLEASE DO NOT INQUIRE

Wow. Frickin' Cherry bombers. The paint looks ok... That's about it.

 

[JEEPRUSTY]

Is that a thrush muffler from a car on that thing?

 

[Jedz123]

Is that a thrush muffler from a car on that thing?

Lol. Yeah Its not just 1 but 2 frickin Cherry bombs. lol I died when I saw it and the price...

 

[ShadowFocus603]

Jedz that guy has more than one GS he has f**ked up.

 

[Spyder]

Those glass packs come in at around 15 lbs. each... Heavy gauge steal bodies... Unreal...

 

[Guest]

Someone save that one

Someone save that one

Usually they give up only after they brake the last blade on their father's sawzall.

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-autres-moto/...81/1084003081?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Moto suzuki GS 1000 1981

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[TH]Date de l'affichage[/TH]
[TD]30-juin-15[/TD]
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[TD]700,00 $[/TD]
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[TD]Saint-Hyacinthe, QC
Afficher la carte[/TD]
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[TD] Suzuki[/TD]
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[TD] Noir[/TD]
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[TH] Cylindr?e (cc)[/TH]
[TD] 1000[/TD]
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[TD] 31426[/TD]
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Projet bobber que je n'aurais jamais le temps de faire.

Translate as:

Bober project I will never have the time to finish.

 

[Grimly]

Can't save them all - I'd have that one if it were nearer, though. It hacks me off when a reasonably well cared-for bike falls into the hands of a butcher.