Craigslist "funnies"

[Guest]

https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mcy/5782610665.html

This should be easy to sort. Cat looks bored.

What a mess! I'd rather untangle Christmas tree lights.

 

[bobgroger]

Darburetors have been rejected
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Other-/282224708455

 

[dorkburger]

My break components generally consist of coffee and a snack.

 

[wymple]

Rejected darbs don't come off as a selling point, but only 7568 dollars, what a great buy!!

 

[Guest]

Rejected darbs don't come off as a selling point, but only 7568 dollars, what a great buy!!

Rejecting darbs just makes him angry.

https://www.facebook.com/DarbsPoetry/

 

[Guest]

Initially it looks to have been well done if you only consider the shiny bits but the things I don't like...

1. 'L' forks just look wrong.

2. The seat base 'fits where it hits.'

3. At least 3 different paint finishes on the engine.

4. Bent gear shift rod.

5. That is one nasty exhaust.

6. Price.

 

[Buffalo Bill]

Darburetors have been rejected
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Other-/282224708455

Mostly kinda nice.
Nothing done for the engine; ?engine has been inspected for proper working conditions, and painted?.
I hate the megaphones, loud, plus they dump on your boots. Set backs are set back to the passenger pegs.
WTF??? ?Darburetors have been rebuilt and rejected.?, ?OEM Nissan?????
Bad spelling kinda says, didn't learn much in school, or since. Like, who gonna buy it for that price?

 

[Guest]

I guess Nissan's black paint is somehow different from everybody elses paint. Can only be ridden in cold weather due to the high temps your feet will become.

As far as the spelling goes, I guess this is what happens when you post from your phone and don't see the squiggly lines under the misspelled words.

 

[Guest]

Has a new aftermarket speedo that shows it been ridden for less than 1 km. Maybe that?s because he roasted his legs with those exhausts in less than 1 km.

 

[Rob S.]

Not too shabby (for a shaft), but $10k?!? More like $2k.

I guess he sold the battery so he could afford those rear shocks.

 

[witttom]

Not my seat, not my auction, no affiliations. I'm only passing this along, because wow... I mean, just look at that seat.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/361774408018

NOS Amco Westerner Brown Leather Wool Seat Suzuki 1980 GS750E GS1100E 29-1800

 

[wymple]

YeeHaw! Some cowboy will jump right on that.

 

[TxGSrider]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/sdf/mcy/5813436659.html


Uhhhhh.....

 

[850GT_Rider]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/sdf/mcy/5813436659.html


Uhhhhh.....

Trike, Ready to move - $2800 (S.Mansfield)

2.2L Mazda power plant. New rings, main and rod bearings, Hi Capacity waterpump, timing belt. Custom fuel tank. 77 Goldwing bike frame/90 Ford Probe Automatic(Mazda 4.2l). Hundreds of hours spent on this "Johnny Cash" Special "Frankenstein" bike. Scricco radiator, Ford Diesel Fuel pump, Pontiac Piracine tail lites, Camaro cooling fans(Dual), 65 mustang hub caps, Mustang spoiler. New oil and antifreeze. 83K miles. Clear Title. SERIOUS ONLY​

What could go wrong??

 

[Nessism]

Not my seat, not my auction, no affiliations. I'm only passing this along, because wow... I mean, just look at that seat.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/361774408018

Don't laugh. I work for a company that makes aircraft seats for the crew (captain's and co) and most all have sheepskin seating surfaces. Maybe Tkent will chime in with his experiences regarding comfort but I believe there is a reason aircraft seats are made that way.

 

[Nessism]

What could go wrong??

I love the spoiler on the hood!

 

[TxGSrider]

I saw it and thought, "Wow, in theory this guy could get into a wreck on his bike AND get ran over by his own car at the SAME TIME."

 

[850GT_Rider]

LOL

Try and write THAT up on the accident report......

 

[roeme]

Goodness gracious.

 

[Guest]

great balls o' fire