Craigslist "funnies"

[Buffalo Bill]

Um, I wanna bike for my selfie images?whatta ya got?

Um, I wanna bike for my selfie images?whatta ya got?

Perfect bike for the self absorbed?

 

[dorkburger]

Not that it would ever happen given that those bikes will likely ride less then 100 miles under their own power, but imagine counting the links and ordering a chain. "Yes I said a thousand links.... and stop calling me Shirley".

 

[Frank Z.]

Not that it would ever happen given that those bikes will likely ride less then 100 miles under their own power, but imagine counting the links and ordering a chain. "Yes I said a thousand links.... and stop calling me Shirley".

LOL. Classic.

 

[cloudbreakmd]

1982 Honda MB5 - $1500 (Bowie, MD)

1982 Honda MB5

engine displacement (CC): 50
fuel: gas
transmission: manual


Hello, I'm selling my rare Honda MB5, a street legal Honda only sold in 1982 in the US. If you're looking at this ad, I'm sure you already know everything about this bike.

It has a torn seat and it has seen better days cosmetically, but it runs well. The owner before me took off the oil mixer so it just runs two-stroke pre-mixed gas in the tank.

I love the bike but I'm saving up for a new truck. Toys must go.

Thanks,

 

[cloudbreakmd]

[h=2][/h][h=2]1981 Honda CB125S - $1650 (Alexandria)[/h][h=2][/h] image 1 of 11

1981 Honda cb125s

engine displacement (CC): 125
fuel: gas
transmission: manual


I've got a 1981 Honda cb125s. First year of CDI ignition meaning NO Points! The carb has been cleaned and rebuilt and the fuel tank has also been cleaned out. Bike has brand new tires. It runs and rides great. Has no issues. Has been converted to 12v so you don't have to worry about the 6v problems. The speedometer is not original to the bike and states it has about 14k miles, but the previous owner said it has about 3k miles before the speedometer broke. Bike has dents in the gas tank and the paint could be redone and it would be perfect. I have a clean and clear title for it in my name. It is currently insured and tagged. It's a great beginner bike and not meant for speed. Perfect for cruising around town and not on major highways. Might be interested in other older bikes as a trade so let me know what you got. I'm really looking for a Yamaha dt 250 or rt 360

 

[cloudbreakmd]

[h=2][/h][h=2]1978 Kawasaki KZ400 - $3000 (front royal)[/h][h=2][/h] image 1 of 4

1978 Kawasaki KZ400

condition: excellent
engine displacement (CC): 400
fuel: gas
odometer: 7000
paint color: green
title status: clean
transmission: manual


collectible bike, low miles, runs perfect. serious offers considered

 

[dorkburger]

That MB5 looks fun. Never heard of one before.

 

[Burque73]

https://showlow.craigslist.org/mcy/5877038199.html

Its getting harder to find these molded bikes with cheatless cabs fabedited into them.

 

[TxGSrider]

That MB5 looks fun. Never heard of one before.

A kid I went to high school with had one and I haven't seen one since. I remember some of the seniors at the school were constantly doing stuff to it. They'd remove the spark plug wire or hide the whole bike on him. It wasn't surprising to find it in the gym or out on the football field. It was so light they'd just carry it off whenever they saw it.

 

[Falcon Taco]

https://showlow.craigslist.org/mcy/5877038199.html

Its getting harder to find these molded bikes with cheatless cabs fabedited into them.

HahaHAHAH what in the....????

Classic hideous paint job. I'll never understand the flaming skull motif.

 

[Guest]

https://showlow.craigslist.org/mcy/5877038199.html

Its getting harder to find these molded bikes with cheatless cabs fabedited into them.

What the hell country is that from, or what the hell is he trying to say...or both.

 

[Guest]

HahaHAHAH what in the....????

Classic hideous paint job. I'll never understand the flaming skull motif.

Everyone wants to be Ghost Rider.

 

[Burque73]

At least the rear shocks are still there! It actually looks kinda like a Tim Burton creation. What a mess though.


https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/5880001139.html
[h=2]1980 Suzuki GS850 - $700 (Tome) [/h]

1980 Suzuki GS850. Currently not running but the engine is in good condition. Was reworking the carbs and have a lot of new parts invested. Great project bike (rat rod style). I just dont have time to put into it anymore. $700.00 OBO.

 

[trevor]

 

[Burque73]

That's pretty dead on. My wife asked if I was looking at bike porn again!

 

[wyly]

That's pretty dead on. My wife asked if I was looking at bike porn again!

yup that's my life ...."Why do you need three bikes!!!!!"

 

[dorkburger]

Funny....
Years ago when my wife and me were dating, I was paging thru a Fredericks of Hollywood catalog she got in the mail ( think Victorias Secret, but racier). On one particular page there were scantily clad models leaning on the best year of all Chevelles - a 1966. I went crazy..... for the car... she should have known then that there was a "problem".

 

[trevor]

http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/5883287786.html

Customized one of a kind, too much to list, thousands in chrome, RYK MOK paint, $7500 or $7000 without the tassels. Will trade for '81-'85 Cavalier. Look good, get laid. Instant street cred. Why go to born free when you're dream bike is right here. Call or text for more info.

 

[dorkburger]

$500 dollar tassels?
80s Cavalier? Aren't they available for like 5 bucks by now, or am I wrong in thinking Chevy Cavalier?
Thousands in chrome??

 

[Gorminrider]

Cripes! I can't help imagining what happens when it corners against that licenceplate holder (lower-left) just WHAT are those hoops on the tank supposed to be? Gloveholders? Never seen that before...