Craigslist "funnies"

[Guest]

"Mortorcycle" for sale.

It looks like it was dropped from a high altitude and buried itself in the dirt. Any idea what year/size it is? Not a very descriptive ad. I think you'd be hard pressed to make your money back in parts, much less what it would cost to get it going.

https://mcallen.craigslist.org/mpo/6076631551.html

 

[witttom]

"Mortorcycle" for sale.

It looks like it was dropped from a high altitude and buried itself in the dirt. Any idea what year/size it is? Not a very descriptive ad. I think you'd be hard pressed to make your money back in parts, much less what it would cost to get it going.

https://mcallen.craigslist.org/mpo/6076631551.html

Shaft drive, kick start, VM26 carbs. Looks like a 79 GS850G.

 

[gbw]

Man, that is a crying shame right there.

 

[lurch12_2000]

Seriously? ....

https://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/6093543845.html

 

[Buffalo Bill]

Seriously? ....

https://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/6093543845.html

2013 Harley Davidson Sportster Iron 883
“It is my bad ass sisters bike, small enough for a female to ride but big and loud enough for a guy as well.”
His Sistah got too stoned an fell on her dumas, so Bro gonna sellah?
Just wanna know; Do she shave her armpits?

 

[earlfor]

Seriously? ....

https://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/6093543845.html

Yeah, I know it's only 40 HP, but it's Bad Azz BLACK and obnoxiously loud. LMAO

 

[Guest]

2013 Harley Davidson Sportster Iron 883
“It is my bad ass sisters bike, small enough for a female to ride but big and loud enough for a guy as well.”
His Sistah got too stoned an fell on her dumas, so Bro gonna sellah?
Just wanna know; Do she shave her armpits?

She liked the wind in her hair.

 

[Buffalo Bill]

She liked the wind in her hair.

Did Big Daddy Ed Roth ever do a cartoon of that? Seems easy to picture in my head.

 

[wymple]

https://columbiamo.craigslist.org/mpo/6078899125.html

 

[80GS850GBob]

Https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/6092750512.html

 

[80GS850GBob]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/6092750512.html

...and the scary thing, aside from how that poor bike looks, is that's exactly what happened to my '76...starter clutch bolt came loose!

 

[JJ]

She liked the wind in her hair.

In her armpits, too...

 

[Gorminrider]

http://www.thegsresources.com/_foru...slist-quot-funnies-quot&p=2390193#post2390193
Thanks for that! RatFink! my childhood- I'd forgotten it. Tried to!

I'm going to print it out and find some crayons

 

[Buffalo Bill]

I've got some Ed Roth T-shirts, bought them back in the early 90s when he was still printing them.

 

[Burque73]

May be a fun bike but "funny" in that the seller keeps mentioning how you have to man up to ride it.

https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/6112453018.html

1974 Kawasaki Kz400D Caf?/Brat style bike.

This is the first year of the Kz400D. Too much work to list. Starts and runs strong but needs a battery.

Leaks a bit at the head gasket but if you are familiar with the 'clown face' gasket from Kawi then you know it's not because the bike is trash. It's leaked less than 2 quarts in two years, this isn't some fountain of oil.

This bike is stripped down as a caf? racer/brat should be. If you don't want to kick start, adjust your idling, manage dual carbs, and basically have to man up to ride your bike this aint your bike. If you want to put on leather and ride a lazy boy recliner around town this aint your bike. If you want to ride a bike that you have to feel and ride and man up for, this may be your bike.

I have title.

Price is negotiable, no low ballers.

 

[Buffalo Bill]

HA!!! Hilarious marketing tactic, making us all LOAO-L!

 

[60ratrod]

https://spokane.craigslist.org/mcy/6098919792.html

Look at this joker

 

[dorkburger]

I'd be more intrerested in the 83 1100es that donated its tank......

 

[earlfor]

May be a fun bike but "funny" in that the seller keeps mentioning how you have to man up to ride it.

https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/6112453018.html

1974 Kawasaki Kz400D Caf?/Brat style bike.

This is the first year of the Kz400D. Too much work to list. Starts and runs strong but needs a battery.

Leaks a bit at the head gasket but if you are familiar with the 'clown face' gasket from Kawi then you know it's not because the bike is trash. It's leaked less than 2 quarts in two years, this isn't some fountain of oil.

This bike is stripped down as a caf? racer/brat should be. If you don't want to kick start, adjust your idling, manage dual carbs, and basically have to man up to ride your bike this aint your bike. If you want to put on leather and ride a lazy boy recliner around town this aint your bike. If you want to ride a bike that you have to feel and ride and man up for, this may be your bike.

I have title.

Price is negotiable, no low ballers.

i guess I'm not dumb man enough. LMAO

 

[60ratrod]

I'd be more intrerested in the 83 1100es that donated its tank......

Me too. Or low ball the hell out of him after teilling him everything that is just plain sinful on that bike then source a proper skunk tank